Some jokes just aren't funny..

Funny how some people seem to know when you're going to write something... I decided that I couldn't wait until tomorrow to post it so here you have chapter 3. Hope you like!





Chapter 3



Fred and George were in deep shit. Really deep. They had come up with this funny joke that they would use on the 1 of April. They were going to turn some people into hippogriffs. They would stay hippogriffs all day and then turn back. It was a simple spell and a simple potion but something must have gone wrong. It had been two days since they had turned Harry and Draco and they hadn’t returned to normal. They were a lot of things; funny, happy, lively and handsome. But they cared about Harry (Draco they weren’t that picky with but it would make others unhappy so…) and because they cared about him they had decided to talk to the headmaster about it.



“So, you wanted to tell me something boys?”



The two boys nodded but hesitated. In the room were Mr. Malfoy, Professor McGonagall, Professor Snape and Professor Dumbledore.



“Well, the thing is-”



“-that we might be the ones that accidently-”



“-turned Malfoy and Potter into hippogriffs.”



Silence…



“WHAT?!”



They flinched when all of the adults yelled. Dumbledore signed and then leaned back in his chair.



“How?”



“We found this book that had a couple of interesting spells and potions and we thought that they would be safe.”



“Well apparently you thought wrong.” They turned and glared at Snape but a cough from the headmaster made them turn their attention to him.



“Do you still have the book?”



“Yes it’s in our-”



“-room.”



“Well then, get it.”



They stood up and quickly left. The adults looked at Dumbledore.



“Soon we will have them back so relax everyone.”



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In the meantime in the Forbidden forest.



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“MALFOY!”



“Harry, we were going to call each other by our first name, remember?”



“Shut up.”



Malfoy smirked and gave him a nibble before he ran away a couple of steps. Suddenly a big growl sounded through the forest and made the two hippogriffs freeze. Draco backed back to Harry and together they tried to locate where the growl had come from. The second growl came and Draco jumped away from Harry, staring at him. And then started to laugh. If he could blush Harry would be scarlet right now.



“You-yo-you’re stomach sounded like an angry giant.” Draco was laughing hard while trying to talk. Harry pouted and bit Draco hard, making him yelp.



“What, you must be hungry too.” Draco stopped laughing and yes he would have to admit that he was a little hungry.



“What do we eat?”



Harry smirked and walked a little closer to Draco.



“Ferrets.”



He laughed and jumped away from Draco.



“Oh ha-ha Harry. Really funny.”



“Well it is true. Ferrets, rabbits, birds and rats.”



“Okay, let’s make a deal. You look somewhere around here and find a place where we can sleep. I’ll try and find some food. Okay?”



Harry only nodded, to shocked to move. Had Draco just said something smart? Food? Before he could say anything Draco was gone. He looked around for a bit before he found some big rocks. They were formed like a small U and inside they could lay and be protected both from rain, wind and other animals. It was only one way to get in but if you could fly you would be able to escape.

He started to collect some grass and twigs and made a nest big enough for two. He was arranging some twigs when he heard Draco call for him. He quickly called out and waited for Draco to find him. Soon Draco came in sight with something in his beak.



Rabbits. Two grey, cute rabbits. Well, right now they were blooded and a little shredded but Harry still could only look at them.



“Did you kill them?”



“Yes?” Draco looked down at them and then up at Harry. “Don’t they look pretty dead to you?”



“Are.. Are we supposes to eat those?”



Draco blinked and then looked down.



“Yes?”



They looked down at the two rabbits lying on the forest floor.



“Well Draco, as the catcher I think that you should try it out first.”



“Come on Harry! I caught them and it wasn’t that bad. Instinct just kicked in.”



“Well, eat one then.”



Draco looked down but then bent down. He grabbed the rabbit with his claws and then ripped some skin and fur off. He took a small piece of meat and swallowed it. Harry watched him intensely.



“Good?”



Draco looked at him and then bent down and ripped some meat off. He then held it in his beak, offering it to Harry.



“I’m not eating it. Just tell me if it tasted nasty.”



Draco just pushed his head forward.



Harry signed and then took the offering meat. As soon as the meat was in his mouth his eyes widened.



“It’s good!”



Draco nodded and puffed out his chest, proud that he was the one that had hunted. Harry was busy eating and soon they had cleaned the rabbits of meat. Harry took and threw the scrapes that were left so that animals wouldn’t walk to close to the nest while they slept.



He came back to their nest and saw Draco looking at it.



“It is comfortable, I’ve already tested.”



Without waiting for an answer he walked past Draco and lay down. Soon Draco was right beside him and Harry crept a little closer to him.



“It’s only because I don’t want to wake up later tonight and realize that I’m cold, okay?”



“Whatever you say Harry.”









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