And The Winner Is
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,073
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter and I’m not making any money off writing this crazy story either. I actually think I’m quite insane. J.K. Rowling’s is a Goddess.
Chapter Three
And The Winner Is
Flora_Winters
I do not own Harry Potter and I’m not making any money off writing this crazy story either. I actually think I’m quite insane. J.K. Rowling’s is a Goddess.
Summary: This is just me having some wicked fun with Harry and the lord some people like to call Jesus H. Christ when they hurt themselves. You can review if you like or you can review if you hate. I like it when some of my writings crawl like serpents under reader’s delicate skins.
Chapter Three: In Which Harry beats Jesus at Life
“I died on a cross for the sins of the whole world,” Jesus said, glowing with a white light. “And I arose from the dead three days later, Harry.”
“I was murdered because of a stupid power struggle between good and evil,” Harry told him, rolling his molten green eyes. “And I arose from the dead three minutes later, destroying the evil. What took you so long?”
~*~
The handsome man in white smacked the pile of silver coins all over the place. He didn’t look happy at all.
The beautiful man in black began to sparkle with victory.
“I guess you’re going to have to welcome me back with open arms, huh, G?”
The handsome man in white looked at him with eyes that scorched whole worlds to cinders and raised a hand that had sat the universe in motion.
The beautiful man in black stood his ground. He wasn’t about to flinch now. He was winning fair and square.
His eyes widened when that mighty hand gently caressed his smooth, bone-white cheek. It made him slightly falter. He had forgotten how warm and divine it felt.
“It would seem so, L.”
To Be Continued
Flora_Winters
I do not own Harry Potter and I’m not making any money off writing this crazy story either. I actually think I’m quite insane. J.K. Rowling’s is a Goddess.
Summary: This is just me having some wicked fun with Harry and the lord some people like to call Jesus H. Christ when they hurt themselves. You can review if you like or you can review if you hate. I like it when some of my writings crawl like serpents under reader’s delicate skins.
Chapter Three: In Which Harry beats Jesus at Life
“I died on a cross for the sins of the whole world,” Jesus said, glowing with a white light. “And I arose from the dead three days later, Harry.”
“I was murdered because of a stupid power struggle between good and evil,” Harry told him, rolling his molten green eyes. “And I arose from the dead three minutes later, destroying the evil. What took you so long?”
~*~
The handsome man in white smacked the pile of silver coins all over the place. He didn’t look happy at all.
The beautiful man in black began to sparkle with victory.
“I guess you’re going to have to welcome me back with open arms, huh, G?”
The handsome man in white looked at him with eyes that scorched whole worlds to cinders and raised a hand that had sat the universe in motion.
The beautiful man in black stood his ground. He wasn’t about to flinch now. He was winning fair and square.
His eyes widened when that mighty hand gently caressed his smooth, bone-white cheek. It made him slightly falter. He had forgotten how warm and divine it felt.
“It would seem so, L.”
To Be Continued