Enforced Therapy
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
10
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6,969
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28
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
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Hermione
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Hermione
In recent days, I’ve discovered something very important. There’s just something about a Slytherin that can make this Gryffindor purr. I have so far been with three and let me be the first to tell you that bigger is definitely, infinitely better…
“Miss Granger, this writing exercise isn’t so that you can tell your sexual exploits or your preference for larger penises.” He frowned. “Why are you holding your hand out to Mr. Fred Weasley?”
“I won the bet,” I told him casually. “I said that you use the word penis.”
“You cheated!” Ron accused me.
I showed him the paper. “I didn’t even write the word cock. So I didn’t coach him. He said penis. I won. So pay up!”
“Calm yourself,” Lucius drawled. “Who were the three Slytherins you were with?”
“I take the fifth on account I don’t want to speak about this in front of people who will call me ugly names afterwards,” I told him.
“That’s an American law,” George said. “It doesn’t apply here.”
“So please inform us as to whom you were an absolute tramp with…” Fred went on.
“And please provide diagrams…” George.
“…of the events…” Fred.
“…focusing on yourself, of course,” both finished together.
“Well, if you must know…”
“No, we don’t!” snapped Ron and Harry.
“I was with Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, and…” I looked up to the heavens unbelieving that I was telling them this at all. “Gregory Goyle.”
“But he’s so…” Ron started.
“He’s a stupid ass!” Harry snapped.
“I lost a bet,” I muttered.
“With whom?” Harry demanded. “God?”
“Enough!” We all looked over to the therapist. “You!” He pointed to Ron. “Sit over there!” He pointed to the corner. “You!” He pointed to Harry. “Stop yelling at everything! For Merlin sake, man! Hasn’t a person on this poor planet ever taught you voice volume control?” He looked over to Severus. “You stop your snickering! Show some respect even if it’s to keep quiet and not give an editorial one everything said!” He looked straight over to me. “And will you please stop giving Mr. Malfoy that hand job?”
“She what…?”
“Gross!”
“We’re next!” the twins chimed in.
Lucius’s eyes almost seemed to cross in that next instant as he was trying not to shout out loud as he came under the table. He slumped against me, nuzzling my neck. “Hmm, that’s just what I needed to take the edge off, my sweet,” Lucius purred, kissing my temple. “We’ll continue this later.”
“Miss Granger, what you are doing is very unhealthy,” the therapist told me. “Bed hopping as you seem to be demonstrating can be a sign of mental illness.”
“Why is that?” I asked. “Because women aren’t supposed to have sexual needs or is it that smart women are supposed to forget that they have pussies and liked to have them fucked just as much as any other woman on earth?” I frowned. “Are you by any chance a Freudian?” I looked over to Severus. “He was an ass if there ever was one. He based his theories on poor scientific data. His testing was laughable. And yet he’s considered the father of modern…”
“Please, Miss Granger…”
“How poor?” Severus asked me. Ever the scientist that man.
“In his research on dreaming, he only had two tests subjects. Both of them sexually abused women, who he then said had intense sexual dreams!” I crossed my arms over my chest. “The shape of the house had to do with sex, what they said, again sex. And Merlin forbid if they climbed a staircase with a man!”
“So walking up a staircase with a person in a dream is what he thinks is sex?” Severus asked to which I nodded. “This is a joke!” He took up my hand, yanking me to my feet. “We’re leaving!”
NOTE TO THERAPIST—MISS GRANGER REALLY IS THE SMARTEST WITCH OF HER AGE FOR A REASON. I SUSPECT THAT SHE WAS THE ONE TO PUT THE STICKING CHARM TO MY CHAIR TO PREVENT ME FROM GOING AFTER THEM. BUT THEN IT COULD HAVE VERY WELL HAVE BEEN THE WEASLEY TWINS TOO. MUST KEEP A BETTER WATCH ON THEM ALL.
END OF SESSION
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Hermione
In recent days, I’ve discovered something very important. There’s just something about a Slytherin that can make this Gryffindor purr. I have so far been with three and let me be the first to tell you that bigger is definitely, infinitely better…
“Miss Granger, this writing exercise isn’t so that you can tell your sexual exploits or your preference for larger penises.” He frowned. “Why are you holding your hand out to Mr. Fred Weasley?”
“I won the bet,” I told him casually. “I said that you use the word penis.”
“You cheated!” Ron accused me.
I showed him the paper. “I didn’t even write the word cock. So I didn’t coach him. He said penis. I won. So pay up!”
“Calm yourself,” Lucius drawled. “Who were the three Slytherins you were with?”
“I take the fifth on account I don’t want to speak about this in front of people who will call me ugly names afterwards,” I told him.
“That’s an American law,” George said. “It doesn’t apply here.”
“So please inform us as to whom you were an absolute tramp with…” Fred went on.
“And please provide diagrams…” George.
“…of the events…” Fred.
“…focusing on yourself, of course,” both finished together.
“Well, if you must know…”
“No, we don’t!” snapped Ron and Harry.
“I was with Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, and…” I looked up to the heavens unbelieving that I was telling them this at all. “Gregory Goyle.”
“But he’s so…” Ron started.
“He’s a stupid ass!” Harry snapped.
“I lost a bet,” I muttered.
“With whom?” Harry demanded. “God?”
“Enough!” We all looked over to the therapist. “You!” He pointed to Ron. “Sit over there!” He pointed to the corner. “You!” He pointed to Harry. “Stop yelling at everything! For Merlin sake, man! Hasn’t a person on this poor planet ever taught you voice volume control?” He looked over to Severus. “You stop your snickering! Show some respect even if it’s to keep quiet and not give an editorial one everything said!” He looked straight over to me. “And will you please stop giving Mr. Malfoy that hand job?”
“She what…?”
“Gross!”
“We’re next!” the twins chimed in.
Lucius’s eyes almost seemed to cross in that next instant as he was trying not to shout out loud as he came under the table. He slumped against me, nuzzling my neck. “Hmm, that’s just what I needed to take the edge off, my sweet,” Lucius purred, kissing my temple. “We’ll continue this later.”
“Miss Granger, what you are doing is very unhealthy,” the therapist told me. “Bed hopping as you seem to be demonstrating can be a sign of mental illness.”
“Why is that?” I asked. “Because women aren’t supposed to have sexual needs or is it that smart women are supposed to forget that they have pussies and liked to have them fucked just as much as any other woman on earth?” I frowned. “Are you by any chance a Freudian?” I looked over to Severus. “He was an ass if there ever was one. He based his theories on poor scientific data. His testing was laughable. And yet he’s considered the father of modern…”
“Please, Miss Granger…”
“How poor?” Severus asked me. Ever the scientist that man.
“In his research on dreaming, he only had two tests subjects. Both of them sexually abused women, who he then said had intense sexual dreams!” I crossed my arms over my chest. “The shape of the house had to do with sex, what they said, again sex. And Merlin forbid if they climbed a staircase with a man!”
“So walking up a staircase with a person in a dream is what he thinks is sex?” Severus asked to which I nodded. “This is a joke!” He took up my hand, yanking me to my feet. “We’re leaving!”
NOTE TO THERAPIST—MISS GRANGER REALLY IS THE SMARTEST WITCH OF HER AGE FOR A REASON. I SUSPECT THAT SHE WAS THE ONE TO PUT THE STICKING CHARM TO MY CHAIR TO PREVENT ME FROM GOING AFTER THEM. BUT THEN IT COULD HAVE VERY WELL HAVE BEEN THE WEASLEY TWINS TOO. MUST KEEP A BETTER WATCH ON THEM ALL.
END OF SESSION
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