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The Mental Hospital is Down the Road
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Author Stuff: *stares at sheer amount and review support for this story* … ; A ; You guys really make me wanna cry in joy. I expected maybe one or two new ones and end up with 2 times what I had yesterday. *sniffles* You all make me so happy… Sorry for any discontent this may cause, but I prefer to work with slightly older versions of charas. Aaaannd...I have no clue the season. Sorry... -_-;
On to the story~
Ch.2 Mental Hospital is down the road
9 years ago one Harry James Potter had walked into a hospital with one House. 8 year ago Harry James Potter had officially had his name changed to James Evans House Jr., which had turned into a running joke amongst the hospital nurses but never around the actual butt of the jokes. That same year James had started up a different type of home schooling. After taking a test to approve above-average intelligence as well as higher-level reading abilities; he’d been allowed to have a qualified tutor give him the materials to read and practice with before testing to pass each grade level.
Needless to say, spending time with someone like House plus his ,not that they’d tell them this, rather intelligent staff; had giving him another mental boost. Now James was an intern under House at 15 years old, and many people feared him just as much as his ‘dad’ for a good reason….
“Snarky old bastard.” “Stupid runt of a brat.” “I resent the fact that you always bring my height into this.” “Live with it, you’ve been putting up with it for how many years now? “ 9, but I still resent it.”
The two strode down one of the halls as staff scampered out of their way. House had aged gracefully in the last 12 years with a rough elegance and Harry, while still short and a bit on the thin side, was just as elegant looking in a more refined manner. With pulled back, straight black hair and designer glasses that green eyes peered out from behind them, Harry cut a handsome figure and ,house and everyone else figured, that if he had gone to a public school he would’ve been quite the charmer.
“And shouldn’t you be in a retirement home? Got to try and save what few ‘golden’ years you have left old man.” And an infamous heart breaker. Sarcasm learned from House had given Harry a viper’s tongue to match his own wit. House only snorted in amusement,” Idiots in the world would weep at my leaving the medical profession. After all, who would fix what they did wrong medically if I wasn’t here? The circus clowns that pretend to be my staff?” the two shared a laugh as they went, smiling in that smug way they could.
A flustered aid ruined the moment by dashing up to them in a huff,” Dr. House!” He snapped at the man,” What is it now? I swear if it’s old lady Gregor I’m going to take that medical file of hers and-“ He was cut off,” No sir, two guys want to talk to you. They’re…well you just have to see them.” House rolled his eyes and grumbled,” Of course.” He shoved his cane in James’s direction,” Go check on Mr. McFee upstairs and get a diagnosis on him. Than we’ll mull it over and decided on a treatment, clear?” James nodded and the two split, House rather grumpily limping towards the front.
It was clear though why the aid had been so upset at the appearance and request of the two men; one was a giant wearing a fur skin rug, the other was some old crackpot in fluorescent green robes with pink stars all over them. Who the hell wore that color combination, let alone clothing like a robe with that combination.
He stopped a few feet from them,” Excuse me, you were looking for me?” The older man turned and House took in the twinkling blue eyes behind half moon glasses and the grandfatherly smile, ewww his snarky side gagged,” Why yes, I am Professor Albus Percival Dumbledore. I take it you are Doctor House?” House only rolled his eyes,” No, I’m a monkey in a man-suit pretending to be House. Yes I am House.”
For a moment House noted with glee that the sparkle faded in confusion before retuning full tilt,” Very good! It just so happens that I needed to ask you about the whereabouts of one Harry James Potter of Surrey, England.” House raised one eyebrow at the old man,” And that would matter to you how?”
Insert magical eye twinkle,” Why, I need to take him back to England. You see he’s was supposed to attend the same school his parents did when eh hit age 11 but when we tried to deliver his letters we found out that well…he no longer resided with his blood relatives. A little searching pointed me to you.” House tilted his head,” So you’re telling me that you came all this way to find this…Harry, just so you could get him to come to your school?” Dumbledore nodded,” Well yes, oh. And take him back to his real relatives of course. For his safety mind you.”
House nodded slightly before gesturing to the doors with a smirk,” Well I’m sorry to disappoint gentlemen, but no Harry Potter is to be found here. Your information must be off. “Score; the twinkle completely died and the grandfatherly act got ditched as the old idiot drew himself up to his full height,” Now see here! I know that Harry is here and I am not leaving without him!” House only stared at him in amusement,” There is no Harry Potter here.”
“HOUSE!” The call rang out as James came striding down the hall, lab coat flaring,” What the hell is taking so long?” A pause at the sight of the two men,” Okay, I see.” He grabbed a pen and pad, jotted something down before ripping it off and handing it to Dumbledore,” Here, we can’t help you here. This is a hospital for physical ailments. These directions will take you to a nice place where they can help you with what appears to be a serious mental defect to wear something like that in public.” House snickered as the old man stared at James for a moment before beaming,” Harry! How nice to see you again. This gentleman here has been insisting you weren’t here, but I knew you were.”
James gave him a confused look before glancing at House’s amused expression and catching on,” But…I’m not Harry. I’m James House Jr.” House laughed internally at the face fault the old fool was doing,” But that scar…” House watched as James shrugged,” Old injury, so what? I’ve seen scars shaped like the states. No big deal really.”
House laughed outloud as James began to steer the spluttering old man and the giant out,” Now if you’ll excuse us, take my advice and follow those directions. I’m sure you’ll get a very comfy padded room with plenty of good drugs to keep you happy at that particular hospital. But for now, you’re in our way.” He shoved them out the doors with a last,” Tah!” before security popped up outside and carted the two off.
He patted his hands in a ‘I’ve washed my hands of this affair’ gesture,” You always manage to get into trouble House.” House only harrumphed,” Only because you are the cause of it brat. Now, did you get that diagnosis?” James nodded, instantly professional,” I did, and I think it may be more serious than we thought…”
Two mismatched heads put together as the strode away to decipher yet another strange case; yes these two were some of the top-most respected medical leads in the hospital for a reason.
Sarcasm and Wit beat old age and cunning any day…
Author Stuff: *stares at sheer amount and review support for this story* … ; A ; You guys really make me wanna cry in joy. I expected maybe one or two new ones and end up with 2 times what I had yesterday. *sniffles* You all make me so happy… Sorry for any discontent this may cause, but I prefer to work with slightly older versions of charas. Aaaannd...I have no clue the season. Sorry... -_-;
On to the story~
Ch.2 Mental Hospital is down the road
9 years ago one Harry James Potter had walked into a hospital with one House. 8 year ago Harry James Potter had officially had his name changed to James Evans House Jr., which had turned into a running joke amongst the hospital nurses but never around the actual butt of the jokes. That same year James had started up a different type of home schooling. After taking a test to approve above-average intelligence as well as higher-level reading abilities; he’d been allowed to have a qualified tutor give him the materials to read and practice with before testing to pass each grade level.
Needless to say, spending time with someone like House plus his ,not that they’d tell them this, rather intelligent staff; had giving him another mental boost. Now James was an intern under House at 15 years old, and many people feared him just as much as his ‘dad’ for a good reason….
“Snarky old bastard.” “Stupid runt of a brat.” “I resent the fact that you always bring my height into this.” “Live with it, you’ve been putting up with it for how many years now? “ 9, but I still resent it.”
The two strode down one of the halls as staff scampered out of their way. House had aged gracefully in the last 12 years with a rough elegance and Harry, while still short and a bit on the thin side, was just as elegant looking in a more refined manner. With pulled back, straight black hair and designer glasses that green eyes peered out from behind them, Harry cut a handsome figure and ,house and everyone else figured, that if he had gone to a public school he would’ve been quite the charmer.
“And shouldn’t you be in a retirement home? Got to try and save what few ‘golden’ years you have left old man.” And an infamous heart breaker. Sarcasm learned from House had given Harry a viper’s tongue to match his own wit. House only snorted in amusement,” Idiots in the world would weep at my leaving the medical profession. After all, who would fix what they did wrong medically if I wasn’t here? The circus clowns that pretend to be my staff?” the two shared a laugh as they went, smiling in that smug way they could.
A flustered aid ruined the moment by dashing up to them in a huff,” Dr. House!” He snapped at the man,” What is it now? I swear if it’s old lady Gregor I’m going to take that medical file of hers and-“ He was cut off,” No sir, two guys want to talk to you. They’re…well you just have to see them.” House rolled his eyes and grumbled,” Of course.” He shoved his cane in James’s direction,” Go check on Mr. McFee upstairs and get a diagnosis on him. Than we’ll mull it over and decided on a treatment, clear?” James nodded and the two split, House rather grumpily limping towards the front.
It was clear though why the aid had been so upset at the appearance and request of the two men; one was a giant wearing a fur skin rug, the other was some old crackpot in fluorescent green robes with pink stars all over them. Who the hell wore that color combination, let alone clothing like a robe with that combination.
He stopped a few feet from them,” Excuse me, you were looking for me?” The older man turned and House took in the twinkling blue eyes behind half moon glasses and the grandfatherly smile, ewww his snarky side gagged,” Why yes, I am Professor Albus Percival Dumbledore. I take it you are Doctor House?” House only rolled his eyes,” No, I’m a monkey in a man-suit pretending to be House. Yes I am House.”
For a moment House noted with glee that the sparkle faded in confusion before retuning full tilt,” Very good! It just so happens that I needed to ask you about the whereabouts of one Harry James Potter of Surrey, England.” House raised one eyebrow at the old man,” And that would matter to you how?”
Insert magical eye twinkle,” Why, I need to take him back to England. You see he’s was supposed to attend the same school his parents did when eh hit age 11 but when we tried to deliver his letters we found out that well…he no longer resided with his blood relatives. A little searching pointed me to you.” House tilted his head,” So you’re telling me that you came all this way to find this…Harry, just so you could get him to come to your school?” Dumbledore nodded,” Well yes, oh. And take him back to his real relatives of course. For his safety mind you.”
House nodded slightly before gesturing to the doors with a smirk,” Well I’m sorry to disappoint gentlemen, but no Harry Potter is to be found here. Your information must be off. “Score; the twinkle completely died and the grandfatherly act got ditched as the old idiot drew himself up to his full height,” Now see here! I know that Harry is here and I am not leaving without him!” House only stared at him in amusement,” There is no Harry Potter here.”
“HOUSE!” The call rang out as James came striding down the hall, lab coat flaring,” What the hell is taking so long?” A pause at the sight of the two men,” Okay, I see.” He grabbed a pen and pad, jotted something down before ripping it off and handing it to Dumbledore,” Here, we can’t help you here. This is a hospital for physical ailments. These directions will take you to a nice place where they can help you with what appears to be a serious mental defect to wear something like that in public.” House snickered as the old man stared at James for a moment before beaming,” Harry! How nice to see you again. This gentleman here has been insisting you weren’t here, but I knew you were.”
James gave him a confused look before glancing at House’s amused expression and catching on,” But…I’m not Harry. I’m James House Jr.” House laughed internally at the face fault the old fool was doing,” But that scar…” House watched as James shrugged,” Old injury, so what? I’ve seen scars shaped like the states. No big deal really.”
House laughed outloud as James began to steer the spluttering old man and the giant out,” Now if you’ll excuse us, take my advice and follow those directions. I’m sure you’ll get a very comfy padded room with plenty of good drugs to keep you happy at that particular hospital. But for now, you’re in our way.” He shoved them out the doors with a last,” Tah!” before security popped up outside and carted the two off.
He patted his hands in a ‘I’ve washed my hands of this affair’ gesture,” You always manage to get into trouble House.” House only harrumphed,” Only because you are the cause of it brat. Now, did you get that diagnosis?” James nodded, instantly professional,” I did, and I think it may be more serious than we thought…”
Two mismatched heads put together as the strode away to decipher yet another strange case; yes these two were some of the top-most respected medical leads in the hospital for a reason.
Sarcasm and Wit beat old age and cunning any day…