There And Back Again: A Grimm Tale
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Taking The Lemon Drop
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AN: Here it is peeps. Chapter the second just for you. Home again for Sirius and a whole new world for Kadrin. Thanks to Kaiseil13 and thrnbrook for the reviews. A gold star for both of you.
Chapter 2: Taking the Lemon drop
Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, Senior Mugwump, Order of Merlin: first class, and so on, had experienced many strange things over the years. Some of which he had even been responsible for. But what had and was happening today truly, to paraphrase the Muggles, took the lemon drop!
Not that anyone ever really did take the lemon drop. Never mind who he offered them to. Strange really, he thought them the perfect sweet, tart and sweet all at once. A curious turn of phrase when one actually gave it some thought. But he digressed.
The Headmaster popped one of the pre-pondered candies into his mouth as he ruminated over the happenings of the day.
It had started pretty much the same as any other day at this particular time of year. He had just returned the previous day from his annual holiday in Hawaii (Choice waves there) and after a light breakfast had retired to his study to begin preparations for the coming school year.
First on the agenda were the welcome letters for new first year students. He had just removed the ‘Naming Scroll’ from a drawer in his desk. A rather clever piece of charmed parchment created by Salazar Slytherin and Rowena Ravenclaw, that displayed all the names and locations of children with the necessary talent to attend Hogwarts. When a harried and furiously screeching owl careened through the fortunately open window and crashed onto his desk. Scattering parchment and quills over onto the floor and giving a previously dozing Fawkes a terrible start.
A twitching leg extended from the pile of quivering feathers bearing a scroll showing the official seal of the Ministry of Magic. Upon examination it had proved to be a letter from the Minister himself, Cornelius Fudge requesting Dumbledore’s assistance. Apparently the Dark Veil secreted away in the Department of Mysteries had just that morning disgorged two people. Even more alarming was the fact that one of these persons claimed to be Sirius Black. Whom, according to Fudge, the Aurors had already confirmed was still languishing in Azkaban. The other appeared to be a Muggle girl, with only one shoe.
Dumbledore had of course made all haste to the Ministry. To sate his curiosity if nothing else.
After many hours of intense questioning under veritaserum and judicious application of the Sanguis Revelo potion, it was revealed that not was the man indeed one Sirius Black, but far more intriguing, he was Sirius Black from five years hence. A after a couple more hours of intense persuasion Albus had finally convinced Fudge to relinquish the pair into his custody. This led to where they were now. Back in his study: Albus sitting behind his desk watching as Sirius and the young girl, Kadrin she had revealed, argued back and forth.
“Ye great, gormless Ninny hammer!”
“I don’t see your problem here Kadrin. I didn’t do anything wrong!”
“Wrong! WRONG! Y’don’t see what’s wrong with impersonating someone’s pet? Y’don’t see what’s wrong with dragging someone from their world to another, where twats with twigs threaten to have their pet monsters suck out her soul!? Then Methuselah the Wonder Magician here, offers to RAPE MY MIND by making me forget ‘these distressing circumstances’ there’s nothing wrong with that, is there?”
“It wasn’t an impersonation. I AM Grimm! And I was a bloody good dog, I saw off that wanker Mike didn’t I?”
“Mark! And yes you were a great dog. It’s just a shame ye make such a shitty human being!” And with that she reached down, removed her lone shoe, and lobbed it at Sirius’ head.
“Albus decided that the appearance of physical attacks was his cue to intervene “If you would…”
“OhmiGOD!” Kadrin exclaimed eyes wide and pointing a finger at Sirius, who was rubbing his now bruised forehead. “I got changed with you in the room. Naked nudity with you watching!”
Sirius leered and growled. “And what a show it was! And I luh-ove that beauty spot on your…”
“SHUT UP!!!”
CRASH
The room plunged into silence as every item on the wall behind Kadrin was flung across the room at Sirius, who threw himself to the floor. A shaky Kadrin fell into one of the chairs in front of Dumbledore’s desk.
“That wasn’t….I didn’t….no.” she whispered.
A pale Sirius peeled himself from the floor into the chair next to her
“That…but you’re not a…a…”
“Witch!” Albus decided at least one statement needed finishing. “The Sanguis Revelo did identify Miss McNamara as a Muggleborn. I believe that her trip through the veil altered Miss McNamara so she could better survive in this reality”
“What the fuck?” Kadrin mumbled, wiping a hand over her face. “What the fuck?”
“Which leads me to my plan!” Dumbledore twinkled merrily.
AN2: MWA-HA! A cliffy! So what IS Dumbledore’s plan? Well unless you review I’m not telling! So hit that button!!!!
AN: Here it is peeps. Chapter the second just for you. Home again for Sirius and a whole new world for Kadrin. Thanks to Kaiseil13 and thrnbrook for the reviews. A gold star for both of you.
Chapter 2: Taking the Lemon drop
Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, Senior Mugwump, Order of Merlin: first class, and so on, had experienced many strange things over the years. Some of which he had even been responsible for. But what had and was happening today truly, to paraphrase the Muggles, took the lemon drop!
Not that anyone ever really did take the lemon drop. Never mind who he offered them to. Strange really, he thought them the perfect sweet, tart and sweet all at once. A curious turn of phrase when one actually gave it some thought. But he digressed.
The Headmaster popped one of the pre-pondered candies into his mouth as he ruminated over the happenings of the day.
It had started pretty much the same as any other day at this particular time of year. He had just returned the previous day from his annual holiday in Hawaii (Choice waves there) and after a light breakfast had retired to his study to begin preparations for the coming school year.
First on the agenda were the welcome letters for new first year students. He had just removed the ‘Naming Scroll’ from a drawer in his desk. A rather clever piece of charmed parchment created by Salazar Slytherin and Rowena Ravenclaw, that displayed all the names and locations of children with the necessary talent to attend Hogwarts. When a harried and furiously screeching owl careened through the fortunately open window and crashed onto his desk. Scattering parchment and quills over onto the floor and giving a previously dozing Fawkes a terrible start.
A twitching leg extended from the pile of quivering feathers bearing a scroll showing the official seal of the Ministry of Magic. Upon examination it had proved to be a letter from the Minister himself, Cornelius Fudge requesting Dumbledore’s assistance. Apparently the Dark Veil secreted away in the Department of Mysteries had just that morning disgorged two people. Even more alarming was the fact that one of these persons claimed to be Sirius Black. Whom, according to Fudge, the Aurors had already confirmed was still languishing in Azkaban. The other appeared to be a Muggle girl, with only one shoe.
Dumbledore had of course made all haste to the Ministry. To sate his curiosity if nothing else.
After many hours of intense questioning under veritaserum and judicious application of the Sanguis Revelo potion, it was revealed that not was the man indeed one Sirius Black, but far more intriguing, he was Sirius Black from five years hence. A after a couple more hours of intense persuasion Albus had finally convinced Fudge to relinquish the pair into his custody. This led to where they were now. Back in his study: Albus sitting behind his desk watching as Sirius and the young girl, Kadrin she had revealed, argued back and forth.
“Ye great, gormless Ninny hammer!”
“I don’t see your problem here Kadrin. I didn’t do anything wrong!”
“Wrong! WRONG! Y’don’t see what’s wrong with impersonating someone’s pet? Y’don’t see what’s wrong with dragging someone from their world to another, where twats with twigs threaten to have their pet monsters suck out her soul!? Then Methuselah the Wonder Magician here, offers to RAPE MY MIND by making me forget ‘these distressing circumstances’ there’s nothing wrong with that, is there?”
“It wasn’t an impersonation. I AM Grimm! And I was a bloody good dog, I saw off that wanker Mike didn’t I?”
“Mark! And yes you were a great dog. It’s just a shame ye make such a shitty human being!” And with that she reached down, removed her lone shoe, and lobbed it at Sirius’ head.
“Albus decided that the appearance of physical attacks was his cue to intervene “If you would…”
“OhmiGOD!” Kadrin exclaimed eyes wide and pointing a finger at Sirius, who was rubbing his now bruised forehead. “I got changed with you in the room. Naked nudity with you watching!”
Sirius leered and growled. “And what a show it was! And I luh-ove that beauty spot on your…”
“SHUT UP!!!”
CRASH
The room plunged into silence as every item on the wall behind Kadrin was flung across the room at Sirius, who threw himself to the floor. A shaky Kadrin fell into one of the chairs in front of Dumbledore’s desk.
“That wasn’t….I didn’t….no.” she whispered.
A pale Sirius peeled himself from the floor into the chair next to her
“That…but you’re not a…a…”
“Witch!” Albus decided at least one statement needed finishing. “The Sanguis Revelo did identify Miss McNamara as a Muggleborn. I believe that her trip through the veil altered Miss McNamara so she could better survive in this reality”
“What the fuck?” Kadrin mumbled, wiping a hand over her face. “What the fuck?”
“Which leads me to my plan!” Dumbledore twinkled merrily.
AN2: MWA-HA! A cliffy! So what IS Dumbledore’s plan? Well unless you review I’m not telling! So hit that button!!!!