Time Twister

Once again thanks to Celtic *Hugs* for putting up with my 3rd grader spelling and grammar without her this wouldn't be possible to read without getting a headache.

Were off to see the wizard

Slowly with the help of the map they quickly yet quietly made it to ward Dumbledore’s office.
They made there way slowly but surly taking a secret passageway to the fourth floor. Then they heard a

“Come on Lily go with me to Hogsmead with me I promise I’ll be on my best behavior” came a voice that sounded a lot like Harry’s only deeper and huskier to give it a seductive tone. With that said all four looked out behind of the tapestry that held the passage way they were using to look out on the sight of Lily Evans and James potter having conversation

“Some how I don’t believe you James with you, you always seem to go back on those promises you made me, don’t we recall something that happened last year.” Replied Lily and with a harsh tone continued

“You promised me that you would go a whole week without getting a detention and I would go on a date with you and what happens on the first day of the bargain you go and get weeks worth of detention for a week! For snogging a sixth year Ravenclaw explains that Mr. Smooth.”

“Well I’m sorry but really it wasn’t anything you know perfectly well that she would snog anything with a pulse and Moony and Padfoot will testify that I was involuntary grabbed and kissed think you very much.” Said James raising his hands in a surrendering manner.

“Really James then why is it that when I saw you just before McGonagall spotted you, you had one hand one her back and another on her bum and was returning the kiss with much vigor.”

“Um would you believe I got caught up in the heat of the moment?” said James his voice loosing some of his deepness and all of his huskiness.

Wile Lily’s eyes shown like emerald fire and said “I can’t believe you are all men this perverted or is it just you tell you what James If you ever get over yourself and stay with one girl and you plan that one girl is me maybe I’ll go out with you perhaps.”

James instantly perked up as if his blood had been replaced with caffeine and his deep husky voiced returned to him. “Well than that day is today Lily, so what about that Hogsmeade date?” pushing lily up against the wall as he was saying this.

Lily was worried and was thinking along the lines of ‘great is he going to just take me now?’ but soon her worry was replaced with a idea a very, very wicked idea and her frown tuned to a smirk that could be taken as a suggestive smirk and that is what James took it for and began to lower his head.

Lily was thinking ‘perfect’ and said “James I’m sorry for how much this is going hurt.”

“What are you talking about Lily?” asked James.

“This!” said lily her voice turning into a loud yell and with that brought her knee up and hit him strait in the family jewels with that James kneeled over and lily grabbed his hand and flipped him over her shoulder. He landed on his back with lily looking up at him and she said in a harsh tone “And if you even so much as think about doing something so idiotic again without my consent, I swear you’ll never have to worry about children ever again!” With that she shuffled off and James with the help of a fellow Gryffindor made there way to the hospital wing. With that Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione made there way to the heads office once again

“Dam Harry, no offence but your mom was a psycho when she was our age.” Said Ron running to the stairs that lead to the third floor.

“Ron that’s rude!” said Hermione and Ginny at the same time.

“Actually I’m inclined to agree with Ron on this one, my mom is kind of on the psychotic side of things, but hey who can blame her with my dad acting like the worlds largest sex driven pervert, god I hope they evened out before they got married” said Harry keeping up the brisk pace.

“Yeah, how in the world did you turn out the way you did Harry?” asked Hermione

“Yeah, I mean come on perv plus psycho doesn’t exactly equal you.” finished Ron.

“You’re not really psychotic in fact your calm cool and collected and your noble you show love and playfulness with Ginny but you’re not exactly perverted.” Said Hermione

“Unfortunately.” muttered Ginny’s voice with glazed over eyes while keeping them where she was going.

Hermione blushed, Harry got the same look as Ginny thinking of the possibilities from Ginny’s response and getting a very dirty grin, and Ron turned his usual shade of red while saying in an angry tone.

“Ginny how can you have such a dirty little mind and Harry get that smirk off your face before I wipe it off with the first hex that comes to my mind and it better stay off or else!” and thinking along the lines of Harry.

“Ron I’ll think about whatever I want to think about so just shut you trap we all know your having the same thoughts as Harry with Hermione!” said Ginny with a look that voice and look that looked a lot like Molly’s. At this Hermione blushed a shade of red that gave Ron a run for his money and let out a small eep and Ron just shut his yap until they reached Dumbledore’s stone gargoyle.

Lucky for them the map also gave them the pass word for the guardian. “Sugar Daddy” said Harry. They all hurried to get on the steps and ride there way to the office door. As they reach the door Harry knocks a very familiar voice says “Enter”.

Harry opens the door and peeks in to find Dumbledore in his chair Harry opens the door but he is the only one that the headmaster sees. Dumbledore looks up sees who he thinks is James and says in an angrily tone of voice although a twinkle in his eye “James Potter I swear if one of your teachers sent you hear because you blew something up again I swear I might just let miss Evans have at you with her wand for an hour and why might I ask are your eyes green.”

Suddenly the young male he thought was James walked in closely followed by a young lady with red hair, then another with brown and cross between bushy and straight, then another young male with the same red hair as the fist young lady. His mock angry face turned into a smirk and said “Why do I have feeling your not James and you weren’t just trying out transfiguration on your friends.”

Harry replied “Your right sir and we have a lot to go over.”

“Very well Mr. Potter, as you look so much like James Potter I am assuming in some shape or form you are related to him, so have a seat.” with that he flicked his wand and two more chairs popped up as well as five cups with a pot of tea and a bowl of lemon drops. “Help yourselves please I think this is going to be a long tale”.

“Yes sir.” replied Harry sitting up straight “These two,” pointing to the two red heads “are Ron and Ginny
Weasley,” pointing to Hermione “this is Hermione Granger” and pointing to himself “and I am as you have guessed am a Potter, Harry James Potter to be precise, I am James Potter’s son and from what I can gather is that were like twenty five years in the past.”

“Interesting, very interesting.” he put his hand together and rested his chin lightly on them. “By chance you wouldn’t be lily Evan’s son to.”
“Yes I am and let me guess I look just like him with her eyes correct.”

“Yes and I’m sure you get that a lot in your own time.” Said Dumbledore “How did you come to be here might I ask?”

“Well professor we were on our way to study in the library when we stumbled across Gordric Gryffindor’s private study. When we went to investigate we found it had many useful books so we explore wile we are in the living quarter of the study Ron here picked up a spell book that he thought was a poetry book he read off a spell to make us go back in time and here we are.” answered Hermione.

“I see well that’s quite a predicament can you read the rhyme to me speak it don’t chant it we don’t want to send you back further in time.”

“Yes sir it goes. Sands of time, here my rhyme, let me see what’s been lost, from summers heat to winters frost” Said Ginny.

“Interesting I think this spell will reverse its self, when whatever it was meant to do is done until then you are stuck here I’m afraid.”

“Mr. Potter, are you sure Lily Evans is your mother and James potter is you father?”

“Yes sir why do you ask?”

“Sorry my dear boy but its just such a weird match if you know what I mean, I know of James escapades to get Lily’s attention and affection but its just so strange.”

“You think its strange Professor for you try hearing on how good they were together after his ego deflated and then on our way here see my mother turn worrier princess kicks my father in the private area and then flips him over her shoulder and for good measure tell him to try it again and risk never having kids” said Harry.

“Miss. Evans did what! I don’t care how annoying James is to her opinion that gives no reason for her to assault James!”

“Um, actually sir we’ve all decided Harry included that Harry’s mom was kind of in the clear he was acting kind of like well, an overbearing egotistic jackass if you would pardon my speech sir.” said Ginny slightly unconformable about calling Harry’s dad a jackass and in front of Dumbledore no less.

“Yes sir his ego was getting out of hand and my mother simply took him down a notch or well 10 with much to spare I might add.” Said Harry.

“Very well Mr. Potter but I highly suggest that all of you keep this visit of the future a secret as it will be most disorderly.”

After several hours of explanation and it was almost time to dinner Dumbledore said “Very well then but one more question what are were you going to study for.”

“Well sir as you have already of will soon here a prophecy from Professor Twinley about one to conquer Voldemort, I am that person destined to kill him or be killed by him so I was on my way there to study jinxes, hexes and other potions and enchantments to help me along the way.” said Harry in a grim voice.

“I see, yes I have heard such a prophecy from the said Professor then I can inform the ministry on who the prophecy dose belong to besides Voldemort”

“No professor you can’t in the begging it was a toss up between me and another and it was Voldemort decision to pick which one of us is to be marked his equal!” reported Harry hurriedly.

“Very well Harry I will not inform the ministry.”

“Professor what are we going to do until we get sent back to our own time.” asked Ron while taking another lemon drop.

“Well you will simply have to stay and continue your studies here you will all be placed into Gryffindor as you have told me you are in your time but also you need to take on fake names I highly doubt that this school handle more than one student with the name of potter at a time.
What will your names be?”

Ginny spoke up. “I’ll be Willow.”

“I’ll be Cole.” said Ron.

“I’ll be Leo.” said Harry and Hermione said she would be known as “Kagome.”

“Very well Herm- I mean Kagome and Leo will be Yasha as a last name and Willow and Cole will be Wisp as yours Leo, Kagome I must ask you to act like brother and sister for the remainder of you stay here in the past but I must warn you watch out what you do for If you do something really big here it will disrupted your time. So Mr.’s and Misses Yasha and Wisp, I would ask you kindly to follow me to the great hall for dinner.” With that they all got up and walked to the great hall.