Say It Ain't So!
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
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Adult +
Chapters:
8
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4,413
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28
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Chapter 03
Title: Say It Ain’t So!
Author: Reyn
Rating: M cuz I said so.
Disclaimer: Jest cause I play with them doesn’t mean I own them.
Warnings: attack on jealous!Draco and the extreme OOCness of the world
Author’s Note: It should be a crime how easily these chapters are to come up with.
Chapter 3
In a way that was so casual it should be outlawed, Harry Potter slithered up to his boyfriend and began walking alongside him on their way down to Care of Magical Creatures.
“So…how’s it going?” Harry asked as if he did so everyday (which, for the record, he did not).
“I’m on my way to the worst class this school possibly offers. How do you think its going?” Draco retorted, casting the Gryffindor a sidelong glance.
“Well, considering it’s one of the few classes you share with me…”
“Potter, I hardly see that as a perk these days,” Draco said, unable to stop himself from smirking. “Especially after that stunt you pulled last night in the library.”
“Speaking of stunts, we hardly ever just talk, you know?” Harry suggested.
“Why talk when there are much better activities we could do with our mouths?” At Harry’s pout, Draco relented. “Fine. What do you want to talk about on this oh so fine Day Two of our Golden Boy's Trip to Insanity?”
Harry smiled brightly. “Well, I figured we could use this opportunity to come clean of any secrets we may be hiding from one another.”
Draco’s stony expression didn’t change. “Oh really?”
“Yes. And I think you should start.”
“Potter, you already know about my plans for this summer. I’m going to Spain. All summer. Alone,” Draco stated. “Now it’s your turn. How did you find out about my trip considering that I haven’t spoken of it once? You haven’t been peeking through my letters, have you?”
“Err…how about I confess something else?” Harry asked, his eyes darting around nervously.
His suggestion was met with an icy stare.
“Samantha Schroeder from Ravenclaw kissed me the other day in hopes of turning me straight so that I would go out with her and... I didn’t try to stop her,” he said in a rush before wincing, just waiting for the inevitable explosion...
“…And?”
...which didn’t come.
“What do you mean ‘and?’” Harry asked incredulously. “I cheated on you and didn’t tell you! Aren’t you mad? Jealous, even?”
“Do you want me to be?” Draco asked casually as they arrived in front of Hagrid’s hut.
“Well, no…not really,” Harry admitted. “But only because I heard that Slytherins don’t get mad, they get even…And Samantha’s a really nice girl when she isn’t being so straightforward…Wait a minute. You’re not cheating on me, are you?!”
“Potter, I’ve got the world’s most famous wizard begging me for sex. What reason could I possibly have for cheating on you?”
“I don’t know, maybe something that has to do with you leaving me to go to Spain for the entire holiday?” Harry accused. “Maybe it’s the power trip you’ll get for knowing that you’ve got this secret relationship with me while you go off bedding other blokes! Yeah, ‘Ooh, I’m Draco Malfoy and I’m the only person in the whole world who knows what Harry Potter tastes like,’” he mocked in a squeaky voice. “Well I’ve got news for you! Samantha knows as well! And not only that, but she told all her friends. Yeah, that’s right! And I know because every time I walk by they all look and giggle at me.”
“Is that so?” Draco asked, a bored expression aligning his face.
“Yeah, so what are you going to do about it?” Harry challenged. “You gonna reclaim every inch of my body in some perverted form of sexual torture? Or maybe stay all summer to make sure no one else tries to steal me away?”
“I’m going to get this lesson over with as fast as possible and then go have some lunch,” Draco answered simply, moving away to go stand with his friends.
“Y-yeah? Well, I certainly hope you come to regret that decision in the long run of things!” Harry called out as Hermione and Ron moved to join him.
Unfortunately, this phase of Operation F.U.C.K.M.E.F.A.I.T.H. did not take into account that the next day found Samantha Schroeder in the Infirmary with her vocal chords mysteriously missing and permanently replaced with those of a dog’s.
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Author: Reyn
Rating: M cuz I said so.
Disclaimer: Jest cause I play with them doesn’t mean I own them.
Warnings: attack on jealous!Draco and the extreme OOCness of the world
Author’s Note: It should be a crime how easily these chapters are to come up with.
Chapter 3
In a way that was so casual it should be outlawed, Harry Potter slithered up to his boyfriend and began walking alongside him on their way down to Care of Magical Creatures.
“So…how’s it going?” Harry asked as if he did so everyday (which, for the record, he did not).
“I’m on my way to the worst class this school possibly offers. How do you think its going?” Draco retorted, casting the Gryffindor a sidelong glance.
“Well, considering it’s one of the few classes you share with me…”
“Potter, I hardly see that as a perk these days,” Draco said, unable to stop himself from smirking. “Especially after that stunt you pulled last night in the library.”
“Speaking of stunts, we hardly ever just talk, you know?” Harry suggested.
“Why talk when there are much better activities we could do with our mouths?” At Harry’s pout, Draco relented. “Fine. What do you want to talk about on this oh so fine Day Two of our Golden Boy's Trip to Insanity?”
Harry smiled brightly. “Well, I figured we could use this opportunity to come clean of any secrets we may be hiding from one another.”
Draco’s stony expression didn’t change. “Oh really?”
“Yes. And I think you should start.”
“Potter, you already know about my plans for this summer. I’m going to Spain. All summer. Alone,” Draco stated. “Now it’s your turn. How did you find out about my trip considering that I haven’t spoken of it once? You haven’t been peeking through my letters, have you?”
“Err…how about I confess something else?” Harry asked, his eyes darting around nervously.
His suggestion was met with an icy stare.
“Samantha Schroeder from Ravenclaw kissed me the other day in hopes of turning me straight so that I would go out with her and... I didn’t try to stop her,” he said in a rush before wincing, just waiting for the inevitable explosion...
“…And?”
...which didn’t come.
“What do you mean ‘and?’” Harry asked incredulously. “I cheated on you and didn’t tell you! Aren’t you mad? Jealous, even?”
“Do you want me to be?” Draco asked casually as they arrived in front of Hagrid’s hut.
“Well, no…not really,” Harry admitted. “But only because I heard that Slytherins don’t get mad, they get even…And Samantha’s a really nice girl when she isn’t being so straightforward…Wait a minute. You’re not cheating on me, are you?!”
“Potter, I’ve got the world’s most famous wizard begging me for sex. What reason could I possibly have for cheating on you?”
“I don’t know, maybe something that has to do with you leaving me to go to Spain for the entire holiday?” Harry accused. “Maybe it’s the power trip you’ll get for knowing that you’ve got this secret relationship with me while you go off bedding other blokes! Yeah, ‘Ooh, I’m Draco Malfoy and I’m the only person in the whole world who knows what Harry Potter tastes like,’” he mocked in a squeaky voice. “Well I’ve got news for you! Samantha knows as well! And not only that, but she told all her friends. Yeah, that’s right! And I know because every time I walk by they all look and giggle at me.”
“Is that so?” Draco asked, a bored expression aligning his face.
“Yeah, so what are you going to do about it?” Harry challenged. “You gonna reclaim every inch of my body in some perverted form of sexual torture? Or maybe stay all summer to make sure no one else tries to steal me away?”
“I’m going to get this lesson over with as fast as possible and then go have some lunch,” Draco answered simply, moving away to go stand with his friends.
“Y-yeah? Well, I certainly hope you come to regret that decision in the long run of things!” Harry called out as Hermione and Ron moved to join him.
Unfortunately, this phase of Operation F.U.C.K.M.E.F.A.I.T.H. did not take into account that the next day found Samantha Schroeder in the Infirmary with her vocal chords mysteriously missing and permanently replaced with those of a dog’s.
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