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Draco's mum's a big skinny b%^%$ch

By: kelliechar
folder Harry Potter › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 6
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Weasle fuc*(*er




Crabbe and Goyle get sick of having crap laid on them by Harry so they retaliate by singing him a little song :-D

[Goyle:] Shut your fucking face Weasel fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking Weasel fucka
You're an Weasel fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks Weasel's quite like you

[Crabbe:] Shut your fucking face Weasel fucka
You're the one that fucked your Weasel, Weasel fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your Weasel all day long

[farting noises]
[Goyle:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Ron] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker Weasel fucka Weasel fucka fucka fucka fucka
[C & G:] Shut your fucking face Weasel fucka
[Goyle] Weasel fucka

[Crabbe] You're a boner biting bastard Weasel fucka
[Goyle] You're an Weasel fucka I must say
[Crabbe] Well you fucked your Weasel yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Weasel fucka... thats
[Everyone:] W-E-A-S-E-L fuck you Weasel
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

[Harry] Suck my balls!

A/N Didn't change it too much lol I like the beat of this song
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