Hogwarts picture show

An old man sits reading a story, looking up he realizes he has an audience 'I would like, ah, if I may, ...to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Harry Potter and his fiancee Hermione GRanger, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Hogsmead that late November evening, to visit a Professore Albus Dumbledore, ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them. It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black, and pendulous, towards which they were driving. It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, but, uh, they being normal kids and, on a night night out... well, they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. On a night out... it was a night out they were going to remember... for a very long time."

Harry was still trying to figure out why Hermione and Him had decided to drive to see Dumbledore when a Broom flew past them at top speed. "Gosh, that's the third Broom that's passed us. They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all.
Harry grinned at her "Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type." Suddenly they came to a road block sign harry cursed, "Oh. ...What's the matter, Harry darling?" Harry shook his head. "Hmmm.. we must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back." HErmione was confused, "Oh, but where did that broomstick flyer come from?" Harry didnt awnser her cursing about the blocked road when he backed the car up, "Hmmm... well I guess we'll just have to turn back." A sudden bang made them both look up in shock, Hermione was worried. "Oh! What was that bang?" Harry knew straight away, "We must have a blowout. DAMMIT! I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. Well, you just stay here keep warm and I'll go for help." Hermione was having none of that though "But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?" Harry remembered an old Castle they had passed, "Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a fireplace I could use." Hermione was going to go with him. Harry tried to talk her out of it, "Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet." Hermione wasnt taking no for an awnser, "I'm coming with you! Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful witch, and you might never come back again." Harry snickered as they both got out of the car running back to where a large fence surronded the castle. It was dark and forbiddon looking. Both Of them sluched through the mud making up there minds to investigate if the castle was connected tot he floo network.

HErmione" In the velvet darkness,
Of the blackest night,
Burning bright, there's a guiding star.
No matter what or who you are.

Harry and Hermione: There's a light...

Chorus: Over at the Voldemorts place.

Harry and Hermione: There's a light...

Chorus: Burning in the fireplace...

Harry and Hermione: There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.

A face in the castle window looked down at the witch and wizard grinning.
Lucius: The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming.
Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life. Into my life...

Harry and Hermione: There's a light...

Chorus: Over at the Voldemorts place.

Harry and HErmione: There's a light...

Chorus: Burning in the fireplace.
There's a light, a light

Harry and Hermione: ...in the darkness of everybody's life.


The old man looked up again frowing, "And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Harry and Hermione and that they had found the assistance that their plight required. ...Or had they?