Untrue Fantasies
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Harry/Hermione
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
14,721
Reviews:
20
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Gay Tests
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or anything related to it.
Chapter 3 - Gay Tests
At the end of the day, everything seemed to be back to normal.
Hermione was lying on the floor, nibbling on quill, extending an essay for Charms.
Harry was jumping on the couch, trying to reach a balloon that had floated to the top of the ceiling.
Ron was sifting through some of the fanfictions, his eyes unblinking.
"Damn...balloon...the...guy...said...his...balloons...don't...go...to...ceilings!" said Harry, jumping up and down.
"Harry, you should've known better. The guy was selling balloons from a prison van."
"That's it...SPONGIFY!" and Harry made the couch bouncier than normal "That ought to do it!"
He took one big jump as Ron said, "Wow, some of these fanfiction writers are pretty good. What with the detail and all."
Hermione stood up and looked over Ron's shoulder to read aloud "...'as Draco's soft hands traveled across Ron's hair, Ron purred like a walrus, his cock throb-'"
"OUCH!!! CEILINGS HURT!!!", yelled Harry, his head smashed through the ceiling.
"Ron, why are you looking at all of the m/m fanfiction?"
"I'm...studying."
"For...?"
"Gay...tests."
"...'gay tests' you say?"
"Yes."
"...really?"
"Yes."
"...Ron, are you gay?"
"I'm VERY happy!"
"SINCE WHEN WERE OUR CEILINGS MADE OF STONE?!?"
"Ron, I think you're in the closet about something."
"I'm not gay! I think you're hot! With your...uh...chin...and...fingers?"
"MUCH PAIN I AM IN, SAID HARRY!!"
"Ron, stop hiding it, we both know that-"
With that, Ron jumped up, locking lips with Hermione.
"WAIT! I HEAR SNOGGING GOING ON!!"
Ron panted and said, "So totally not gay."
Hermione's heart was pounding as she asked, "...did you just say 'totally'?"
Silence...the awkward kind
Ron let go of Hermione and said, "Oh...my...gosh."
Harry's head came loose and he fell between them saying, "Yes, you're gay, Ron."
Then the balloon went through the hole in the ceiling that Harry made, and was never seen again.
...the hole in the ceiling.
A/N: Review and so forth. I know this chapter was a little lame.
Chapter 3 - Gay Tests
At the end of the day, everything seemed to be back to normal.
Hermione was lying on the floor, nibbling on quill, extending an essay for Charms.
Harry was jumping on the couch, trying to reach a balloon that had floated to the top of the ceiling.
Ron was sifting through some of the fanfictions, his eyes unblinking.
"Damn...balloon...the...guy...said...his...balloons...don't...go...to...ceilings!" said Harry, jumping up and down.
"Harry, you should've known better. The guy was selling balloons from a prison van."
"That's it...SPONGIFY!" and Harry made the couch bouncier than normal "That ought to do it!"
He took one big jump as Ron said, "Wow, some of these fanfiction writers are pretty good. What with the detail and all."
Hermione stood up and looked over Ron's shoulder to read aloud "...'as Draco's soft hands traveled across Ron's hair, Ron purred like a walrus, his cock throb-'"
"OUCH!!! CEILINGS HURT!!!", yelled Harry, his head smashed through the ceiling.
"Ron, why are you looking at all of the m/m fanfiction?"
"I'm...studying."
"For...?"
"Gay...tests."
"...'gay tests' you say?"
"Yes."
"...really?"
"Yes."
"...Ron, are you gay?"
"I'm VERY happy!"
"SINCE WHEN WERE OUR CEILINGS MADE OF STONE?!?"
"Ron, I think you're in the closet about something."
"I'm not gay! I think you're hot! With your...uh...chin...and...fingers?"
"MUCH PAIN I AM IN, SAID HARRY!!"
"Ron, stop hiding it, we both know that-"
With that, Ron jumped up, locking lips with Hermione.
"WAIT! I HEAR SNOGGING GOING ON!!"
Ron panted and said, "So totally not gay."
Hermione's heart was pounding as she asked, "...did you just say 'totally'?"
Silence...the awkward kind
Ron let go of Hermione and said, "Oh...my...gosh."
Harry's head came loose and he fell between them saying, "Yes, you're gay, Ron."
Then the balloon went through the hole in the ceiling that Harry made, and was never seen again.
...the hole in the ceiling.
A/N: Review and so forth. I know this chapter was a little lame.