Hogwarts Whores

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters are owned by JK Rowling.... All songs randomly sung at intervales are not owned by us.... Animes charcters that might appear are not owned by us..... The only things owned by us are the Boblanders and their obsession with the most oddest of things....

!!!WARNING!!! SLASH IS INVOLVED!!!!!!

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This story will not be updated regularly like most would hope, for the fact that it is written by many people..... Many moronic people... *points to friends*

This one is more creative.... Chapter 2!

\"Oh, we aren\'t by each other at all.\" Sighed an upset Bob.
\"That\'s good, then we don\'t have to be around you.\" Stated Tado with the biggest smile on her face.
\"Why are you so mean to me?\" Asked Bob who was, starting to sniffle.
\"Well got to go. Important things to do.\" Coco said running down the nearest hall to get away from Bob. Soon after the other three followed in hot pursuit to get away from Bob.
\"Well I guess I better get down to the dungeons. I\'m bored.\" She shrugged her shoulders and followed the directions Dumbledore had handed her.


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\"FINALLY!\" Bob shouted as she stood outside the portrait of Salazar Slytherin. \"The password is \'I Hate James Potter\'. Wow that\'s interesting? I wonder if it was an old love affair? Eh.\" She shrugged her shoulders and said the password to the portrait. It swung open letting her into a small living space where she saw Snape sitting in a chair reading. \"Hey it\'s the greasy guy!\"
Snape looked up at the intruder in his private rooms. \"What in Salazar are you doing here?\" He shouted at Bob, who was staring at him dumbfounded.
\"I\'m sure I got these directions right?\" She looked at the directions thinking she turned a wrong corner.
Snape closed his book and walked across the room snatching the parchment from her hand. \"WHAT THE HELL!\" He shouted. \"Dumbledore couldn\'t be in his right mind if he is allowing you stay in here with me!\"
\"So,\" Asked Bob with curiosity. \"Where\'s my bed?\"
\"You aren\'t staying in here. These are my chambers, and there is no way in all the hells...\" He looked to find that Bob was not in front of him anymore. \"Where the hell did you go?\" He turned around and went into his room to find Bob asleep on his bed. \"Stupid little brat. Get out of my bed this instance!\"
Bob opened her eyes, and looked at him with a questioning expression on her face. \"Well where am I going to sleep. I\'m not sleeping on the couch.\" She got off the bed and pulled a small box out of her pocket. She then grabbed her wand from her back pocket to enlarged the box. She opened it and grabbed out a black silky thong and a black spaghetti strap shirt. \"Hey where\'s the bathroom?\" Snape stood there with a hard glare in his eyes. \"Fine then, I\'ll change here.\" She turned her back to Snape, and lifted up her shirt tossing it next to the box containing her things. She then reached behind her back and unclasped her bra, tossing it with her shirt on the floor. She turned her head to see Snape glowering at her. \"Geez, what a pervert. You could at least leave the room while I changed. Or have you never seen a naked girl before?\" He slightly blushed and stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind him. \"That was funny?\" She started snickering to herself and finished changing her clothes. She walked over to the bed, and lifted up the black blanket and got under, falling asleep soon afterwards.


About an hour later, Snape came back into the room and stripped down to his boxers and pulled on a pair of black night pants. Lifting up the blankets, he climbed into the other side of the bed, and placed his wand on the night stand. \"Stupid brat, she took my side of the bed.\" He then pulled the covers up over his chest and closed his eyes. At that time Bob had turned over draping her arm across his chest snuggling in close to him. \"This is going to be a long year. Hopefully she\'s close to Longbottom\'s or Potter\'s cauldrons when they explode. Ah, that would get rid of her.\" He grinned to himself and started drifting off, when he felt something against his arm. Not wanting to know what it was he ignored it and finally fell asleep.


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Earlier and elsewhere in the castle:

Tado looked down at the paper Dumbie had given her and then to her surroundings. \"Dammit!\" She screamed to no one. \"I think I got lost again! And this time it wasn\'t Jojo\'s fault. *sweatdrop* If anyone finds out, I am never going to live it down! This place needs streets signs!\" She screamed and threw the parchment in the air. She stood there with her head down, looking at her feet, when she heard a familiar popping sound next to her. Whatever had just appeared was now rubbing against her leg.
~Hi Mistress, I missed you today!~
She smiled at the creature next to her foot. She bent over, picking up the black cat and nuzzling his face. ~Hey Drow. I had missed you also!~ She placed Drow in the hood of her black hoodie, when she heard foot steps approaching their way. Her keen vampires-like senses took over, drawing out her fangs. ~Oh, it\'s him. This will be quite entertaining.~ She smiled to Drow. At that moment, who ever had been heading that way, turned the corner.
~Mistress, is that the Potter kid you keep talking about?~
Tado nodded her head to the cat. ~Yes he is Drow!~
Harry heard a quite meowing from one of the hallways, and decided to see if some student lost their cat. After realizing there was only a professor around he seemed a bit confused. \"Professor Pussy, did you hear a cat meowing around here?\"
She smiled at him, showing her enlarged fangs. \"Yes that was me. Please, call me Tado. I was talking to my cat Drow.\" She pushed her hair to the side so Harry could see the cat in her hood.
Harry was a bit surprised that she could talk to the cat. \"You mean you can speak to the cat?\"
She nodded her head. \"I was speaking in Felinetongue!\"
Drow seemed a bit worried by her being so open to someone unknown to him. ~Mistress is it all right to tell the boy you can speak the language of a cat?~
Tado pet Drow on the head. ~Don’t worry. He won\'t tell anyone.~
Harry looked at her amazed. \"Cool! I\'ve never known anyone to speak cat before.\"
She smiled at his childish antics. \"Potter can you please help me for a minute? I think I got my self lost with these bizarre instructions.\"
\"Sure. So where are you trying to get to?\" She handed him the paper Dumbie gave her. He looked at the paper and smiled. \"I know where this is. This is the old room Remus had used where he was teaching DADA here!\" He handed the paper back to her. \"I can show you how to get there easily!\"
\"Really? Okay thanks!\"
\"Sure no problem!\" Harry went in the opposite direction, in which Tado came. He lead through the castle, turning a lot of corners and heading up two flights of stairs. He pointed to a painting in which a girl was standing in front of. She was wearing a long black hooded cape which concealed all of her body. The only part of her that was showing, was her long black hair, and sapphire blue eyes.
She sighed when she approached the shadow person. \"Oh Evil Dark One what are you doing here? I don’t want you knowing where my room is.\" She whined when the Dark One smiled at her.
\"Um, you know her?\" Asked Harry who stayed away from the entrance to the room.
\"Of course she knows who I am. She is in fact one of my slaves.\" Smirked Dark One.
She was growling now, answering Harry\'s question. \"Yes Potter I know her, unfortunately. Potter meet M...\" The Dark One glared at her, for almost saying her real name. \"This is the Oh Evil Dark One. One more thing I might add, Dark One,\" She rolled her eyes at her, \"No matter what you may think, I am not and will never be your salve. There is only one person I listened to, if I choose to, and you are not that person.\"
Harry looked at Dark One with a small smile on his face. “Uh, nice to meet you.\"
Dark One moved closer to him looking him up and down. \"So you are the famous Harry Potter? These ingrates never told me how hot and extremely sexy you are.\" She moved in closer to him, and with a gloved covered hand, reached up to touch his cheek.
He turned the brightest shade of red ever imaginable. Drow started growling at Dark One, who removed her hand from his face to look at the cat. Tado had grabbed Dark One by her cape, and pushed her away from Harry. \"Dark One stop what you are doing to him. You are going way beyond your boundaries. Remember what Bob said? You are not to touch what is not yours.\"
Dark One turned and faced Tado, sneering at her. \"Slaves don\'t touch their masters. No one ever gave you permission to touch me.\" She turned to look at Harry, who was keeping his distance from the two. \"Potter you may be excused for now, but remember, I now where you sleep.\" She smiled seductively at him, waiting for him to re-treat from where he was. She then grabbed Tado by the front of her shirt slamming her back into the wall. Harry just watched the display in front of him, not knowing if he should help her, or leave to find someone else to.
Tado looked at Harry with pleading eyes. \"Go Potter. I\'m fine. She won\'t do anything to harm me, I promise.\" Harry didn\'t want to leave, but he did. He was hoping to find another professor nearby, as long as it wasn\'t Snape. After he left, Tado looked back to Dark One, growling at her. \"Let go of me!\" She screamed in her face.
Her eyes were started glowing a dangerous shade of blood red. \"You made me lose my new play toy!\"
\"Don\'t you remember the plan though? You or no one else is aloud to touch him. Bob said so!\"
At that moment, Tiki decided to turn to the corner to find Dark One with Tado pinned against the wall. \"Oh Dark One, I didn\'t know you felt that way for Tado. If I had known, I would of hooked the two of you up a long time ago.\" She started laughing at the two of them knowing that would get to them.
Dark One rolled her eyes at Tiki\'s idea of humor, and let go of Tado, watching her fall on her knees to the ground. \"That has got to be the grossest thing you have ever said, and to me for that fact!\"
Tado got up off the ground shuddering in disgust. \"Hey you might have your gross fantasies about her, but leave me out of them!\" She walked over to the painting that was keeping her from her rooms. The painting had a long green dragon in it. \"Ryu.\" The dragon nodded its head to her, and opened to hallway, allowing them into their rooms. After she stepped into the room, the painting closed behind her, blocking out the rest of the castle. \'Now I will be washing my brain out with a toothbrush. Then I am going to go find my toys, Bob promised she would have delivered to me.

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Dark One stood out in the cold hallway looking for anyone to come by. When no one did, she gave up and started walking away. \'Damn them. They chased away a perfectly good toy, now I have to find some other poor soul to play with.\'

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After thoroughly scrubbing her head mind clean, Tado left the bathroom in search of her bed. \"Kuroi Neko\" The black panther looked over his shoulder at her, and let her into her room. She stopped as soon as she stepped into her room. It had everything she would ever need and more. All the brick walls where covered with black and dark green curtains. Against the wall in front of her was a king-sized, four post bed. The drapes where black sheer, with a lot of pillows on the bed. Each pillow was covered in either black or dark green silk. The best part of the bed were the black silk sheets. On either side of the bed where mahogany night stands, that matched bed. On the wall to her right was a fire place that was lighting up the room and keeping it warm. Placed in front of the fire place was a big fluffy black couch that you spread your body across, and still fit three more people. The wall on her left the was a door leading to the closet, and a mahogany desk. When she turned around, she noticed that the wall beside the bedroom door was covered with empty book shelves. After taking in the room, she reached into her pocket, and removed three black square boxes. After setting them on the ground, she waved her wand over them returning them to their normal sizes. She removed the lids on each, and started putting away her things. After and hour of situating all of her belongings, she did a double take to make sure everything was in their proper place. The desk now adorned a lap top, a massive pile of CDs, and many floppy disks. On the once empty book shelf, consisted of many books, mangas, and dvds. On top of the fire place is was a flat screen TV, hooked up to a dvd player, and playstation 2. She also placed little things here and there. She went into the closet and pulled out the last two boxes in her pocket, and returned them to their natural size. She spent the next half hour, re-arranging her clothes to look how she always kept them. Black shirts, and green shirts on the left, and pants on the right. At the bottom of the closet were four pairs of shoes, thinking to herself, \'I bet Snickers doesn’t have enough room for all of her shoes!\'. After returning from her closet, she held in her hands a black spaghetti strap shirt, and black shorts. She was about to leave the room to get ready for bed, when a popping sound stopped her by the door, followed by a crash. After she realized that the hangings on her bed were ripped down, she was debating on whether or not to \'actually\' investigate, what was now dwelling on her bed. As the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat, she was far beyond the borders of hell, as she cautiously walked closer to the bed. With wand in hand, she slowly pulled off the bed hangings, to find a person laying on the bed. \"OOOHHH!!!!! They almost did something right!\"
\"Hey a little help here,\" said the person holding his hands in front of him. They were duct taped together, along with his ankles, and pieces of duct tape randomly put on his body.
\"You think they could do something right for once,\" Tado said shaking her head as she started pulling of each piece of tape freeing the man.
\"Thanks,\" he said rubbing the back of his neck. \"You think they could of been nicer about bringing me here, especially after branding me!\"
\"I feel so sorry for you,\" Tado said placing her hand on his arm.
\"MOMMY!!!!\" Tado turned around to face a black blur coming at her at an untold speed.
\"NO! GO AWAY! I DON\'T WANT YOU!!!!\" Tado screamed as she was knocked full force off the bed. \"Oww,\" she said rubbing her head, \"I thought I told you to go away!\"
\"But I missed you mommy!\"
\"This is your kid? You don\'t look old enough to have a kid?\" asked the man on her bed.
\"Tell her that! She won\'t believe me!\" Tado said, pushing Sanura off of her, and standing up.
\"Have you seen Deesie? I was lost her again.\"
\"Sanura? How the hell did you lose her!\"
\"I was walking, and then she was gone.\" Sanura said shrugging her shoulders. She just looked around the room, and started playing with random objects.
\"Well go find her! She\'s probably playing with Evil One again!\"
\"FINE!\" Sanura yelled. \"You just want me to leave so you can do dirty things to the loser on the bed!\"
\"HE IS NOT A LOSER!\" Tado yelled at the retreating back of Sanura. After she vanished, Tado let out a sign of relief. \"Screw changing, I\'m going to bed like this.\" She pulled out her wand and fixed the hangings so they were back around the bed. She then sat on the bed and pulled of her shoes and socks, throwing them across the room. Standing back up and she took off all the bondage she was wearing.
She Lifted up the sheets, she got under them and \"noxed\" the lights in the room off. \"Night!\" she said the to the man in her room.
\"Where am I supposed to sleep!?\" he asked.
\"On the bed with me of course. Or are you embarrassed?\" Tado said as she threw a pillow at his head.
\"I am not, besides, umm...\"
\"Are you done talking to yourself? Because I would like to go to sleep now.\"
\"Yeah, okay.\" He lifted up the other end of the blanket and got into the bed. As he rolled over Tado voiced her question that has been nagging at her all night.
\"What\'s your name anyway?\"
\"Why do you want to know?\" he asked suspiciously.
\"Fine then, I\'ll just call you Corn Pops!\" she said haughtily.
\"What the hell are \'Corn Pops\' anyway?\"
\"Something sweet, tasty, and I\'ve gotta have my Corn Pops!\"
\"You stay on your side of the bed, and I\'ll stay on mine!\" He grabbed as much of the blanket as he could and moved over to the other side of the bed.

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Humming Doodle wondered aimlessly through the halls. She wasn\'t sure were she was. She had tried to find her room, really she had. Okay no she hadn\'t. But it didn\'t matter! Being lost was always loads of fun. Smiling at a few paintings she swayed in what could have passed for the dance of the mentally insane. She couldn\'t help it, that song was in her head again!

Here I am standing in the night,
My crescent wand the only light,
Alone against my darkest fear,
But I sense my friends are near,

Growling Doodle initiated a full out stop on any and all thoughts. Why was it that when ever she paused in her walking that song popped into her head? Was it some kind of Sign? Did she not watch enough Sailor Moon? Was that it? Oh well. Smiling She decided to just think of another song.

Naka naka yaru jan!? Honkuri to no jukai da ne This generation
Ookami tachi ga kiba wo muku Atashi neratte Everyday

Nariburi nan ka mou kamattenai de Gouin demo Be going on!

Hanasanai de Matasanai de Yamenai de
Shinnyuusha mo Please welcome
I\'ll be there! Wait a moment! Love deeper
Mukou mizu ni Love me do!
Shuuraba deshou Sekira ga de shou o
Kono ai ga senjou nara I Leave it to you, baby.

Ahhh Samurai Deeper Kyo. Her new Anime love. \"Mmmmm Saizo, Kotaro.\" She purred. Kyo and Benitora may be her favorites from the Manga but Saizo and Kotaro were defiantly her favorite on the anime. She couldn\'t wait to tell Coco how it ends.
A new song in her head and a skip in her step Doodle turned down another random hallway. It was completely empty. Looking left, looking right Doodle found herself totally alone. \"Well, well, well, what have we here.\" A mischievous grin slowly curved her lips. Giggling she clutched the stuffed white tiger in her arms closer to her chest and the lights suddenly went out.
A spot light turned on. Doodle at it\'s center dressed in a tuxedo with a top hat and cane. The tiger on the ground next to her dressed the same. Piano music filled the air and Doodle rolled her shoulders.
\"Every day in PE class
I ask the teacher for the girls room pass
She sang twirling her cane.
\"The class was so boring
I wanted to sleep
But since I can\'t do that
I had to escape!\"
Doodle kicked her legs out in an imitation of the can can dance, her cane under one arm and her top hat tilted to the side. The stuffed tiger had it\'s own spot light and remained motionless against it\'s cane.
\"So now i\'m alone in the hallways as always
Just the trash cans, the lockers, Shuleal, and me\"
Turning a circle she came face to face with a shocked Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson. \"Oh hello.\" Doodle waved two feet from them.
Blinking the two Slytherins wondered if what they thought they had seen was really what they saw. They thought they had seen Professor Dildo in a tuxedo, singling in a dark hallway with strobe lights. But now she was just standing in front of them wearing jeans and a t-shirt holding a stuffed white tiger.
\"Hello Professor, Good bye Professor.\" Pansy said pushing Draco past the new History of Magic teacher.
\"Hmm.\" Doodle shrugged starring down the hall after they turned the corner. \"What strange kids.\"
\"The only one around here that\'s strange is you.\" A bored voice said behind her.
Blinking Doodle spun around and fell after making herself dizzy. Looking up she was met with the smirking face of her favorite tiger demon. He was handsome, almost feminine in looks. With Doodle at his side he seemed much taller than he really was. Her coming just to his shoulder. Shuleal she had called him. His snow white hair was streaked with black stripes and made it seem stained with ink in it\'s long braid. His hair matched his equally long tiger striped tail. He was dressed in dress pants and a blood red button up starring boredly around. Yes, he was very handsome. \"SHELL!!\" Jumping up she lept at the tiger demon before he could get away and forced him into carrying her. \"Yay! I missed you!\" She laughed choking him with her hug.
\"It\'s been two hours.\" He sighed his long tail swaying behind him in annoyance.
Pouting Doodle stuck her tongue out at him. \"I still missed you.\"
\"Whatever.\"


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\"Hey, I thought you were supposed to be finding your rooms?\" whispered a small voice.
\"Umm, no. I am supposed to go find the Gryffindor common rooms.\" stated the voice, that was hiding around corner from the portrait of the Fat Lady.
\"Okay, only if you...\" but the smaller voice was cut off, by a passerby.
\"Professor Richards, why are you by the Gryffindor Tower?\" Tiki turned around to come face to face, with Hermione, who was tapping her foot impatiently waiting for an answer.
\"I was lost, and thought maybe someone would be around here to help me?\" Tiki almost smacked herself for the lame excuse.
\"Really now?\"
\"Uh, yeah?\"
\"Well where are you trying to get too?\"
\"Like she knows.\"
\"Pickles, this isn\'t the time to make fun of people, that\'s what class is for!\" scolded Tiki.
\"Did that stuffed animal just talk to you?\" Hermione, was watching the small green plush toy. She heard another voice, and being confirmed that Tiki in fact called it Pickles, she can swear she never saw it\'s lips move.
\"Oh no no no,\" waving her hand in front of her. \"I was talking to my imaginary friend. You see, he\'s the child of the Evil One, and I have walkie talkies, mine is in Pickles here!\" she stated showing the plush to Hermione, than squeezing it close to her chest. If it was real, he would have lost his head ages ago.
Hermione was taken back by what the professor had said. Hearing that she had a friend who was the child of the Evil One, she would only assume that the Evil One was You-Know-Who. Knowing she couldn\'t confront the teacher without evidence of her suspicions, she kept her mouth shut until further. \"Well I am assuming you want to find your rooms, so I will point out which way they are. I mean you need to get your sleep and all, especially being the first day of classes tomorrow.\"
\"Oh, no one ever lets me and Pickles have fun. I don\'t like you! YOUR MEAN!!!\" Tiki turned around on her heel, and started walking off towards her room. Hermione stood there dumbstruck watching as Tiki turned the corner. Hermione, was upset, the only teacher that disliked her was Snape, and he didn\'t count. But the new teacher who didn\'t even know her, flat out told her that she didn\'t like her. Now she was upset. Of course, she decided to tell Ron and Harry, when they got back to the common room about the professor she encountered.

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\"What\'s wrong my love?\"
Tiki looked up to see Evil One and a shadowed figure walking up to her. \"Little Evil One!\" Tiki jumped up and gave the shadowed figure a hug. \"That mean beaver faced girl wouldn\'t let Pickles and I into the Gryffindor Tower!\"
\"Poor Tiki,\" Little Evil One started smoothing her hair with his hand. \"Don\'t worry about her, she\'ll get hers when she wakes up tomorrow.\"
\"Yay!\" Tiki was jumping up and down, squeezing Little Evil One to her chest. \"Well I better get to my rooms, I need to go to bed.\" Tiki hugged both figures. \"Night!\" she waved good-bye to them and left.
\"Well it seems she isn\'t turned by my charms.\" smirked the shadowed figure.
\"Everyone loves your charm my child,\" she patted her son on the head. \"We better be off, before PB finds out that we\'re still here.\"
\"Of course.\" The two vanished into the shadows, unknown to them that Hermione was watching their interaction from around the corner.
\'So it would seem, that Voldemort has a mistress, along with a child\' she thought. \'Harry and Ron are going to be so shocked. I wonder if Dumbledore knows that he hired spies for the Dark Lord?\'

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\"Give me those damn instructions Doodle!\" yelled the tiger.
\"NO!!! I have to do something on my own, and if I don\'t, the others are going to laugh at me! AGAIN!\" She started looking at the directions again, and to her surroundings. \"This doesn\'t seem right at all?\"
\"That\'s because WE\'RE OUTSIDE!\" screamed Sheleal.

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\"I found it!\"
\"Nope, this is the dungeon!\"


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\"Now I found it!\"
\"No, now we\'re in the Ravenclaws common room!\" The Ravenclaws were staring at the smallest professor, and her tiger companion.


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\"This time I\'m sure of it!\"
\"Now we\'re back where we started!\"
\"Really?\" she looked up from the piece of parchment at the stone gargoyle hiding Dumbledore\'s office. \"Wow, now we can start over!\"
\"Give me those directions!\" Snarling Sheleal dropped Doodle and used his superior strength to hold her down while he pried the parchment from her hands. \"Let\'s see.\" He dropped the parchment on the ground and started reading it. \"Are you completely stupid! It\'s just around the corner!!!\"
\"Really? Wow!\"
\"How did you not notice this when you first looked at it!\"
\"I was following Coco towards her rooms.\" she said sheepishly.
\"No wonder they make fun of you!\"
\"HEY! Short people have feelings too you know!\" Doodle crossed her arms over her chest in irritation at the man - tiger.
\"Can you feel this!\" Doodle turned around to see Evil One standing behind her. She lifted her hand and snapped the whip she held in her right hand.
\"OOH! KINKY!\" Doodle jumped at Evil One and started groping her.
\"Geez, are they all this perverted?\" sighed Sheleal knowing they were.


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\'Damn it Doodle!\' Coco ranted to herself. \'If it wasn\'t for you, I wouldn\'t be lost!\'
\"Oh, poor Kitty!\"
\"Go away Damion, before I hit you with my mallet!\" Coco turned around to come face to face, with a dark figure, staring straight into his blue eyes.
\"Oh, I like them feisty!\" he went to put his hand on her shoulder, but she pulled back mallet ready.
\"Feisty this you letch!\" She swung her mallet around, and connected it to the right the side of his head. He fell to the ground grasping his head in his hands, were a small amount of blood was seeping through his fingers. \"HA! That\'s what you get!\" she turned around and started walking away, when he grabbed her ankle, and pulled her down to the ground.
\"Not so fast! I say a pay back is in order!\" She started screaming at the tops of her lungs. She was kicking and punching at him, but to no avail, he wouldn\'t let her go. \"I like when they scream!\"
She starred at him in horror. \"BOB!!!\" she started screaming for their leader, she didn\'t know why she would scream for her, but hey being traumatized does those things to you.
\"Like she could even...\" he was cut of by someone stepping on his head and mashing his face into the ground.
\"Bob! Bob?\" she was staring at a, what she would consider, a nightgown clad Bob.
\"You woke me up!\"
\"You actually heard me screaming for you? WOW!!! This calls for a celebration!\"
\"Go to bed, I want to sleep!\" Bob crossed her arms and sat on Damion\'s back, receiving a muffled umph, from him.
\"Yeah okay great leader.\" slightly bowing to her. She then walked away leaving Bob and Damion alone in the corridor.
Damion managed to roll over onto his back, Bob shifting so that she was sitting on his stomach. \"How come you ruined my fun Bob?\"
\"I was woken up, do you think I would let something like this progress?\"
\"I was just teasing her.\" He put his hands behind the back of his head and lay resting on the floor.
\"Yes I know, but not every straight girl finds you attractive, remember that.\" She stood up and turned around to face him. She then grabbed him by his shirt, and started dragging him across the floor.
\"HEY!\" He protested. \"At least let me stand up!\" She stopped by the closest window and opened it. \"What are you doing?\"
\"Going back to bed!\" she then pulled on his shirt, tossing him out the window, and watched as he screamed falling towards the ground. After he hit, he stood up shaking his head side to side, and vanished with a string of curses coming off his tongue.

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\"La la la la, la la la la, ELMO\'S WORLD!\" Tiki raised her voice at the end to show the enthusiasm in the song. \"He likes his gold fish, his crayons too... Ah, I love that song!\" She walked up the steps that lead to her room, above the Divinations class room. The picture guarding her door was one that she brought with her from home, to place in front of her door. It was a picture of an angel, dressed in a white toga, wings spread out to emphasize that fact that she was flying. She had dark brown hair, and hazel eyes, that watched in amazement, of her surroundings. \"Pink Elephants\" she spoke to the angel, who looked at her strangely. \"What? There is nothing wrong with pink elephants, or at least that is what Bob said.\" The angel shook her head at Tiki and opened up for her to enter. Her room was set like a studio apartment, with the living room also being the bedroom. The first thing you notice is the king size, four poster bed to the left of the room. Dressed in silky blood-red drapes, that hang low to the floor. Her sheets were blood red also, which were hidden under the large fluffy blanket. Four large pillows were at the top of the bed, with two small ones in front of them. Her fascination with reds, made the blanket cherry red, and each pillow color ranging from light red to maroon. On the right side of the bed was a table, not a night stand, but an actual table for her to place intimate objects, along side the many candles. She had an argument with Bob, back home, on what kinds of candles to place in her room. Of course they had an agreement, that Tiki can have red candles, only if they smelt of either roses, apple, or cinnamon. Beside the table was a tall lamp, though it doesn\'t work without electricity, she still had to have it. At the bottom of the bed, had a ruby colored arm-less couch. Around the rest of the room, were placed many more colored candles, from black, reds, and white. She had the room painted black, for some unknown reason, along with the dark oak furniture, made it look quite haunting for her tastes. Along the right side of the room was a fireplace with a door on either side. Above the fire place had two angels flying around in a portrait. One looking like Tiki herself, and one that resembled Bob, both dressed in toga\'s with white wings. The background had cheery blossoms falling freely, dancing in the wind. In front of the fireplace was a black leather couch, with a slight curve in middle, decorated with many white and red pillows placed across it. On the left side of the fireplace, beyond the door was a large window, adorning a desk centered below it. To right side of the fire place, was a book shelf, with many collected mangas and porn. Even to this day she swears aren\'t hers! The left door, she discovered was a bathroom. It had a large bathtub on the furthest wall, with a shower to the right of it, with a large mirror in it. Along the other wall was her sink and vanity, made of black marble. Now her other door, was a closet lined with red and black. She even had her thongs, nylons, and socks hanging up. And they say Bob is weird.
\"Hey Tiki!\" screamed a male voice from her arm-less couch.
Tiki was confused by the voice and walked out of the closet, dressed in a sheer teddy, with no undergarments on. \"Huh?\" She looked to see Little Dark One staring at her boredly. \"I thought you had to go?\" she asked him confused.
\"No we just had to check in with PB,\" he said shrugging his shoulders, his leg draped over the top of the couch. \"She said I can stay as long as I stay out of trouble.\"
\"Oh, okay!\" Walking over to her bed she climbed in, extinguishing the candles, with a wave of her wand, before placing it on the table.
\"Where am I supposed to sleep?\" he asked looking over the couch at the bottom of her bed.
\"On the couch!\"
\"I\'m not sleeping on the couch!\" he screamed at her, and rolling off of it.
\"I was kidding! Come on, climb in.\" Lifting up the blanket. He took of his clothes, dropping them all over the floor, before climbing in. Tiki snuggled up closer to him, for warmth, as he let out a breath of air.
\"You know, if someone walked in, they would think we were together.\" he said to her.
\"If only they knew,\" she snickered back at him. \"If only they knew.\"


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\'Damn them! DAMN THEM ALL!\' Bob shouted to herself as she made her way back to her\'s and Snape\'s room. \'Sometimes I just wanna kick them!\' She sighed to herself and stopped in front of the portrait.
\"Password!\" it sneered at her, from his sleepy slumber.
\"I hate James Potter!\" he nodded at her and opened to let her in, falling back into his sleep.
\"Where the hell have you been?\" snapped an angry Snape dressed only in boxers.
\"Oh did you miss me, you greasy git?\" she walked passed him and into the bedroom heading for the bed.
\"Well I don\'t like being woken up from my sleep at one in the morning, by Neanderthals like you!\" he came into the room slamming the door behind him.
\"Oh BOO FUCKING HOO!\" she screamed at him. \"I don\'t like being woken up at all. It really pisses me off, and you aren\'t helping my mood one bit!\"
\"Your mood! I didn\'t invite you here, so you can leave any damn time you want, you stupid brat!\"
\"WELL SORRY FOR RUINING YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP! By the way, YOU ARE STILL GOING TO BE OLD AND GREASY THE NEXT DAY!\" she pulled the blanket back on the bed and climbed in, pulling it up to her chin.
\"I\'m not finished with you yet!\" he grabbed the blanket and pulled it off of her.
\"THAT\'S IT!\" she yelled at him. She climbed off the bed, and walked over to him. He was about half a foot taller than she was, but not intimidating enough. \"YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW! NOW SHUT UP AND GO TO BED LIKE THE NASTY LITTLE SNAKE YOU ARE!\" she grabbed him by the neck and threw him across the room. He landed on the bed with a thump, and turned to look at her, with a sneer on his face that could rival Voldemort\'s.
\"YOU LITTLE BRAT!\" he went to get up from the bed, but was pinned down by her. He didn\'t know when she got on the bed, but all he knew was that she was straddling his waist, and had his arms pinned above his head.
\"Now shut up and go to sleep!\" her face went from anger, to a happy smile, as she leaned down and kissed him right on the forehead. \"NIGHT!\" she rolled off of him and onto her side.
He stared at her with a strange look on his face. He was in shock, the brat actually has the nerve to try and get the best of him. He grabbed his wand from the night stand, and levitated the blanket back onto the bed. Just as he pulled the blanket onto him, she rolled over and lifted up the blanket. She once again threw her arm over his chest and snuggled closer to him. \'This is going to be a long year.\' he sighed to himself before falling asleep once again.


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\"Damn Bob\'s and their imaginary friends....I wish they would stay imaginary, but NO!! They have to reproduce too!\" yelled Coco, to no one in particular, as she was alone in the hallway. \"Well at least I finally made it to my room,\" she sighed re-counting the many times she had to hide in dark alcoves, so Doodle didn\'t see her. Shaking her head side-to-side. She looked up to find the portrait to her chambers was something Bob brought. Of course, it couldn\'t be Gundam boys dressed in tight leather hanging all over each other. It was the a portrait of Miyuki-Chan from the manga with all the girls in the tub wearing nothing, and they even charmed it to move! I wouldn\'t doubt that Doodle had anything to do with either. \'Now I know I\'ll have to change the password so they can\'t get in!\' \"Cheshire!\" The cat/woman in the picture turned from her groping fest on the poor girl, and nodded, opening the passage to her room. The first thing she spotted was the bed. Nothing different about it. Large, four poster, but the sheets, pillows, and comforter were all Sailor Moon! But of course, she had Bob change it so only Sailor Mercury, her favorite, was on it. Her blue couch, that was positioned in front of the fire place, was covered in plushies, of her favorite anime characters. \" I have to make sure Bob stays out of here, or hide my plushies from her. Who knows what \"compromising\" positions she\'ll put them in.\" Along the opposite wall from the fireplace, was displaying her many sized mallets, some very ancient, some were new. She had one very large one in the middle. Inscribed on it was \"In case of Doodle attacks, grab and throw!\" Her bathroom was to the right of the mallets, with a walk-in closet. The tub had the dragons from \'Dragon Knights\' on it, and the shower stall had different anime characters pictures on each different tile. The mirror above the sink had the effect of bubbles placed on, and the sink was white. Probably the only normal thing in her room. Her closet had rows of shirts, which was her prized collection of anime characters. She had a book case hidden behind them, that held her mangas, so Doodle wouldn\'t find them and take off. She grabbed, her Rayearth pajamas, from the dresser in the back of the closet, and changed her clothes. \"Finally, I can go to sleep without having to worry about people groping me in my sleep!\" She pulled back the blankets on the bed, and noxed the lights and went to sleep, with her arms wrapped around her mallet.


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Doodle and Sheleal never found their rooms....They are now sleeping on the Hufflepuff table in the great hall.......


Author:........ Uh..... *thinks*.... Well you can review if you actually made it this far..... You dont have to, we only do when it is life and death of a FanFic to do so! If you would like to flame us for something, go ahead, we\'ll just laugh in your face, and we need no beta, we can actually do pretty well with as many people creating the story, to find any mistakes we might have made.... BYE BYE!!!! *waves*


PS!!!!!! This story is completely considered Slash! I tried to do the things to make it so, but the thingy didnt want to respond to my requests. So anything that could possibly be considered perverted, ab-normal, disgusting, disturbing, and frowned upon in our society will most likely be in here....