Making Mischief
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Remus/Sirius
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Adult +
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3
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10,866
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11
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The Marauder Spirit
Remus relaxed with a cup of tea the next morning – enjoying the peace and quiet of this early-morning ritual. Sirius was still asleep, and that gave him time to think.
In a way, he was regretting his rash challenge to Sirius – but another part of him was excited by it. Whether he or Sirius won, both would win from the forfeit. He just had to set the details.
He stood quickly and found a parchment and quill and began to write; setting down the details of the challenge and detailing the forfeits. He grinned as he read the finished document. Sirius would find this a real challenge.
Unconsciously he began his habit of stroking the quill across his mouth – and was startled by a sound from the door to the kitchen.
“You know, Remus, I can think of things that are better than that quill to do that to.”
“Morning Sirius. What are you talking about?”
“The quill, Remus. You were rubbing that bloody quill across your mouth.”
“Was I?”
“You were. It’s a habit you have that, quite frankly, drives me insane. What are you doing, anyway?”
Remus smiled slyly. “Just thought I would set the terms of your little challenge, Paddy my love. I think that you will find it will keep you from being bored.”
“Don’t leave me in suspense, Re. Just what has your twisted mind come up with?”
“My mind? Twisted? Look who’s talking, Mr Pot.”
“Your mind is far more twisted and devious than mine. In fact, the only other person who’s mind works in more twists and convlutions than yours is Snape’s. Which brings me back to my challenge.”
“Ah yes. Your challenge,” and with these words, Remus pushed the piece of parchment to his lover, his eyes twinkling with amusement.
Sirius picked it up and started to read the document. When he reached the end, he snorted incredulously. “Remus, do you want to win that badly?”
“What do you mean?”
“You’ve made this challenge impossible!”
“No, Sirius. Not impossible – just challenging. You need something that you have to think about – and I think that this is it. Just think – if you can pull this one off you will have proven that the spirit of the Marauders is going well and strong.”
“Remus, the spirit of the Marauders is going well and strong just in this piece of parchment. You are a truly evil man.”
“Why thank you, Mr Padfoot. I appreciate the compliment.”
“Don’t mention it, Mr Moony. So – I’ve got a month to seduce and fuck Snape in a public place of my choosing – with his full consent and with you present to witness it.”
“Yup.”
“Anywhere?”
“Anywhere. I would, however, prefer it if I didn’t have to bail the two of you out of jail though.”
“Fair enough. Can I choose the public place now?”
“If you like.”
“Good-oh. I choose on the staff table in the great hall at Hogwarts.”
“Interesting choice, Sirius. Any reason why?”
“Logic. It has to be somewhere Snape will go – and as he rarely leaves the grounds of the school, it has to be somewhere there. And you have to admit, not only is it public, it’s also definitely able to be “coitus interruputus”.”
“Impressive, Paddy. Remember, though, it has to be full penetration – not just a blowjob.” At this, Remus looked a bit unhappy – realising that he was challenging his lover to be unfaithful – and with a person neither of them liked. Sirius noticed, and, moving around the table, wrapped his arms around Remus, holding him tightly.
“I love you, Remus. Love you so much it hurts. And if it truly makes you unhappy, we will stop this nonsense here and now. Truly. I never meant it to go this far anyway.” He pressed a kiss to the top of Remus head and then rested his cheek there.
Remus sighed. “I don’t deserve you, Paddy. Really I don’t. But I think that you need the mental stimulation this will give, far more than anything else. I’m unhappy because I’ll have to share you for a short time – but I must admit to being more than a little excited deep down.”
Sirius’ arms tightened. “Remus, I am going to be so good to you. It is exciting – and I must admit though, I feel uncomfortable about having another partner other than you. I meant what I said – I am not prepared to make you unhappy. You call the shots here and we can finish it whenever you like. Hell – why not just make it hypothetical now?”
“Because coming up with the plan is easy, Sirius. You can do that in a few minutes. What you need is the mental stimulation of carrying that plan out.,” and abruptly he grinned. “I can’t wait to see Snape’s face when you start “wooing” him. It will be priceless! And it’s only one fuck, after all.”
“Yes – only one fuck. So – I have two months from now?”
Remus nodded, distracted by Sirius hands as they moved over his torso. “Two months from now. Please don’t stop doing that, love.”
Sirius did stop – but only long enough to pull his lover up from his seat and turn him around for a long kiss. “It’s still early and it’s Saturday. Let’s continue this conversation in bed.”
“You are just full of excellent ideas today, Paddy.”
In a way, he was regretting his rash challenge to Sirius – but another part of him was excited by it. Whether he or Sirius won, both would win from the forfeit. He just had to set the details.
He stood quickly and found a parchment and quill and began to write; setting down the details of the challenge and detailing the forfeits. He grinned as he read the finished document. Sirius would find this a real challenge.
Unconsciously he began his habit of stroking the quill across his mouth – and was startled by a sound from the door to the kitchen.
“You know, Remus, I can think of things that are better than that quill to do that to.”
“Morning Sirius. What are you talking about?”
“The quill, Remus. You were rubbing that bloody quill across your mouth.”
“Was I?”
“You were. It’s a habit you have that, quite frankly, drives me insane. What are you doing, anyway?”
Remus smiled slyly. “Just thought I would set the terms of your little challenge, Paddy my love. I think that you will find it will keep you from being bored.”
“Don’t leave me in suspense, Re. Just what has your twisted mind come up with?”
“My mind? Twisted? Look who’s talking, Mr Pot.”
“Your mind is far more twisted and devious than mine. In fact, the only other person who’s mind works in more twists and convlutions than yours is Snape’s. Which brings me back to my challenge.”
“Ah yes. Your challenge,” and with these words, Remus pushed the piece of parchment to his lover, his eyes twinkling with amusement.
Sirius picked it up and started to read the document. When he reached the end, he snorted incredulously. “Remus, do you want to win that badly?”
“What do you mean?”
“You’ve made this challenge impossible!”
“No, Sirius. Not impossible – just challenging. You need something that you have to think about – and I think that this is it. Just think – if you can pull this one off you will have proven that the spirit of the Marauders is going well and strong.”
“Remus, the spirit of the Marauders is going well and strong just in this piece of parchment. You are a truly evil man.”
“Why thank you, Mr Padfoot. I appreciate the compliment.”
“Don’t mention it, Mr Moony. So – I’ve got a month to seduce and fuck Snape in a public place of my choosing – with his full consent and with you present to witness it.”
“Yup.”
“Anywhere?”
“Anywhere. I would, however, prefer it if I didn’t have to bail the two of you out of jail though.”
“Fair enough. Can I choose the public place now?”
“If you like.”
“Good-oh. I choose on the staff table in the great hall at Hogwarts.”
“Interesting choice, Sirius. Any reason why?”
“Logic. It has to be somewhere Snape will go – and as he rarely leaves the grounds of the school, it has to be somewhere there. And you have to admit, not only is it public, it’s also definitely able to be “coitus interruputus”.”
“Impressive, Paddy. Remember, though, it has to be full penetration – not just a blowjob.” At this, Remus looked a bit unhappy – realising that he was challenging his lover to be unfaithful – and with a person neither of them liked. Sirius noticed, and, moving around the table, wrapped his arms around Remus, holding him tightly.
“I love you, Remus. Love you so much it hurts. And if it truly makes you unhappy, we will stop this nonsense here and now. Truly. I never meant it to go this far anyway.” He pressed a kiss to the top of Remus head and then rested his cheek there.
Remus sighed. “I don’t deserve you, Paddy. Really I don’t. But I think that you need the mental stimulation this will give, far more than anything else. I’m unhappy because I’ll have to share you for a short time – but I must admit to being more than a little excited deep down.”
Sirius’ arms tightened. “Remus, I am going to be so good to you. It is exciting – and I must admit though, I feel uncomfortable about having another partner other than you. I meant what I said – I am not prepared to make you unhappy. You call the shots here and we can finish it whenever you like. Hell – why not just make it hypothetical now?”
“Because coming up with the plan is easy, Sirius. You can do that in a few minutes. What you need is the mental stimulation of carrying that plan out.,” and abruptly he grinned. “I can’t wait to see Snape’s face when you start “wooing” him. It will be priceless! And it’s only one fuck, after all.”
“Yes – only one fuck. So – I have two months from now?”
Remus nodded, distracted by Sirius hands as they moved over his torso. “Two months from now. Please don’t stop doing that, love.”
Sirius did stop – but only long enough to pull his lover up from his seat and turn him around for a long kiss. “It’s still early and it’s Saturday. Let’s continue this conversation in bed.”
“You are just full of excellent ideas today, Paddy.”