By Fair Means or Foul
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male
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Category:
Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
22
Views:
14,445
Reviews:
55
Recommended:
2
Currently Reading:
1
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Three
Chapter 3
Dear Mum,
You will not imagine what I just found out! You know Professor Snape who hates me and is failing me in his potions class? Well, the whole school found out today that he’s one of those men who can have babies! I swear I’m not making this up! I just thought you had better tell Uncle Rabbie real quick because I’m not the only one sending out a letter today!
Your son,
Pauly
Foderick,
You had better get to Hogwarts quick! You remember Snape, right? Turns out he’s a breedable male! I know you hated him at school, but I figured you’d better hear about this as fast as I can get this out. Oh, and when you come, can you bring me some of Mum’s butterscotch biscuits? Ever since I got caught after curfew with Mellisande, Mum hasn’t sent me one tin of biscuits! I told her we weren’t doing anything! Anyways, see you soon!
Your little brother,
Tobias
Dearest Uncle Salander,
I know I haven’t written as much as I should be, but this is really important. To make up for my lack of attention to correspondence I’ll let you in on a big secret. My potions teacher, Professor Severus Snape, has just been discovered to be an impregnable male. Why he would keep this secret for so long, I am unsure. Perhaps something to do with his part in the war? Nevertheless, I wanted to be sure to let you know so that you would have the advantage if you decided to pursue this.
Think of me fondly,
Charla Chareston
Dear Sir,
I have some very juicy news that I know your paper would be interested in. For a small fee I would be willing to divulge the details of this phenomenal event that occurred no more than an hour ago at Hogwarts. It involves a teacher and a big secret. Please owl me back with the money if you are interested.
Sincerely,
M. Bulstrode
Dear Mum,
You will not imagine what I just found out! You know Professor Snape who hates me and is failing me in his potions class? Well, the whole school found out today that he’s one of those men who can have babies! I swear I’m not making this up! I just thought you had better tell Uncle Rabbie real quick because I’m not the only one sending out a letter today!
Your son,
Pauly
Foderick,
You had better get to Hogwarts quick! You remember Snape, right? Turns out he’s a breedable male! I know you hated him at school, but I figured you’d better hear about this as fast as I can get this out. Oh, and when you come, can you bring me some of Mum’s butterscotch biscuits? Ever since I got caught after curfew with Mellisande, Mum hasn’t sent me one tin of biscuits! I told her we weren’t doing anything! Anyways, see you soon!
Your little brother,
Tobias
Dearest Uncle Salander,
I know I haven’t written as much as I should be, but this is really important. To make up for my lack of attention to correspondence I’ll let you in on a big secret. My potions teacher, Professor Severus Snape, has just been discovered to be an impregnable male. Why he would keep this secret for so long, I am unsure. Perhaps something to do with his part in the war? Nevertheless, I wanted to be sure to let you know so that you would have the advantage if you decided to pursue this.
Think of me fondly,
Charla Chareston
Dear Sir,
I have some very juicy news that I know your paper would be interested in. For a small fee I would be willing to divulge the details of this phenomenal event that occurred no more than an hour ago at Hogwarts. It involves a teacher and a big secret. Please owl me back with the money if you are interested.
Sincerely,
M. Bulstrode