Mind Reading Isn\'t Just A Myth

Do you have any idea how loud people’s breathing is?

I’m in the Great hall, and every sound is like a drum roll in my head.

Gods, I hate Potter.

Actually, it’s quite fun to look at people and hear their thoughts.

Wonder why Weaselbee’s so upset.

*How did Harry find out?*

Oh, right.

‘Draco, did you hear?’

‘Hear what Pansy?’

I can hear every bloody thing!

You expect me to be able to distinguish?

‘Potty and Weasel had a huge fight last night!’

Hmm, this sounds promising.

‘Apparently, Potty found out Weasel begged to fuck you and went mental. He and the Mudblood aren’t talking to him now.’

Smirk alert!

Hah!

Serves Potter right for poisoning me!

‘Was Potty punished by Snape for poisoning me?’

‘Yeah; a week’s worth of detentions and fifty points of.’

Good!

Not that the Gryffindor’s care of course.

Wonder what Potter’s thinking?

*That bastard! Begging Malfoy to fuck him! Christ almighty, I was so much happier not knowing! I don’t think Hermione took it too well either. So, is Ron gay or not? Hang on Harry, why should you care? For Hermione, idiot! I wonder if she loved him or just fancied him.*

Why am I so interested in Potter’s thoughts?

They’re so bloody dull!

What’s Snape thinking?

He’ll be interesting, right?

*Bugger that Potter! Poisoning my best pupil!*

Hah, this is much more like it. Please continue on my flattery.

*Maybe I should make the detentions a month long?*

Please, do!

‘Mr Malfoy, insulting Harry won’t get you anywhere.’

Huh?

Who was that?

Dumbledore.

He knows I’d hear him.

That stupid half-smile, again.

*I’ve been listening to your thoughts. Very entertaining.*

Bugger!

*Language, please, Mr Malfoy. Harry has been appropriately punished, not only by Severus, but by the knowledge about Ronald. Surely you are satisfied?*

NO!

I’m stuck hearing a pin drop fifty miles away as clearly as a bomb on my head, and I can hear people’s thoughts!

*You must not look at things so negatively. Hearing people’s thoughts is an excellent bonus to have. Supreme knowledge without them knowing how you acquired it. But I must ask you not to tell anyone. Harry knows not to mention it to anyone as well. And second, please do not exploit your power too much.*

What?

You just want to ruin my fun.

*I assure you, this will be for your own safety.*

Party pooper.

Great, now I’m quoting Muggles…

My safety?

From who?

I can read thoughts, not kill people with one look.

*Not in the sense of them dropping dead, but you do in a way.*

What?

You are the most unfigurable person I have ever met.

Is that even a word?

Great, I’m talking Potter-talk now.

Fuck that bloody Boy-Who-Can’t-Bugger-Off!

*Mister Malfoy!*

Sod off!

*Mister Malfoy, please come to my office tonight at seven, and I’ll begin teaching you on how to cut out certain sounds.*

Right, I’ll be there.

*Goodbye Mister Malfoy.*

Yeah, whatever.

Why me?

What did I ever do to you Fate that you have to punish me so badly?

Who\'s looking at me?

I can feel their gaze on… Potter.

*Shit! He caught me looking!*

Too bloody right!

You were practically burning a hole in my…

Ok, that was unexpected.

What did my Mother used to say?

‘Hit your head and you loose fifty brain cells.’

Well, judging by the force Potter let his head fall on the table, he just lost about a thousand.

If he actually had a thousand in the first place.

‘Harry? You ok?’

‘Fine Hermione. Just… this stuff with Ron…’

‘I know.’

*If only you knew the whole truth Hermione. You might understand better then.*

Truth?

Whole truth?

What’s he on about?

Oh fuck it.

I don’t care.

I don’t!

~Sure Draco. You’re listening to Potter’ thoughts so often because your eyes keep finding him out of coincidence?~

I hate my bloody conscious!

Don\'t worry, the sex comes pretty soon. next chapter or the chapter after, if you can wait that long

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