Working Out The Kinks
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3- WorkingOutTheKinks(FINISH)
Disclaimer: see part one.
Working Out The Kinks, part three
by OdoGoddess
\"I wasn\'t serious.\"
\"But you asked. And I want to make things right.\"
\"But *why* do you have one?\"
She looked askance at him then drew in a breath, deliberately calmed herself and reminded him, \"I\'m official Quidditch referee for Puddlemere when they play Edinburgh.\"
He nodded, remembering, and then frowned. \"I thought use of a time turner was illegal during official games?\"
\"They are. But they do help keep things on the up and up among the Referee\'s League. They can see for themselves what calls were incorrect and what calls were not made after the game is over. It helps keep the refs honest.\"
Snape considered this and nodded.
\"Now, you know we can\'t change anything.\"
\"Of course.\"
\"I just want you to see I wasn\'t acting deliberately.\"
He nodded again. \"Same here.\"
\"Then, first...\" she took her wand and tapped his head with it, muttering, \"Absque Xiomara.\"
He could feel the slow and icy sensation as an invisibility charm settled over him. Then she gave him a too-innocent look and murmured, \"Now do me, Severus.\"
To his surprise, a touch of amusement quirked his lips. Her relentless efforts to apologize had already convinced him of her sincerity; no Slytherin kept harping on unless something meant a lot to them.
\"I thought I did, rather.\"
\"Sort of,\" she smiled then. \"But do me anyway so we can be sure.\"
He tapped his wand on her, muttering, \"Absque Severus.\"
Now they were visible only to each other.
\"Quietus Sanus,\" she added and now they could only be heard by each other. She gestured to the bedroom. \"Age before beauty.\"
~(*)~
It only took a single turn of the time turner to find themselves in the dark room.
\"Nox Noctis Visuum,\" they both muttered to see in the dark. Then Snape blushed as he noted the expression on his own face less than an hour ago.
It was clear Xiomara straddled across his upper thighs could not see it between the dark and the fact Snape lay on his stomach, but the Xiomara by his side was lifting a rather arch brow and looking at him askance.
\"Enjoying it, were we?\"
Snape cleared his throat. \"I thought the whole intent was for me to do so.\"
\"Touche.\"
He found himself closing his eyes and shaking his head as the him on the bed turned at Hooch\'s insistence, his erection nearly flat against his stomach, gently waving as he moved.
\"I have only one question, Severus,\" Xiomara muttered next to him, drawing in a breath.
\"Go ahead,\" he said resignedly.
\"Where the hell do you hide that in your Quidditch gear? It\'s like carrying an extra bludger bat!\"
He shrugged slightly, both discomfitted and slightly mollified at the sincere awe and appreciation that coloured her voice.
\"It does get in the way sometimes,\" he admitted.
\"I don\'t see how you manage to walk so gracefully,\" she muttered, shaking her head as her eyes remained staring at the sight before her.
The Severus of the past fought to keep from shuddering as her past counterpart leaned forward to start rubbing his shoulders, only incidentally pressing her crotch against his hugely swollen erection flat against his trim belly.
\"Oh, I say...\"
He cleared his throat. \"What?\"
She looked back to the bed and muttered, \"I think I\'ve been playing for the wrong team these last few years.\"
He looked at her then. \"So the rumours about Puddlemere\'s catcher...?\"
\"All true. Sadly, we broke up last season. She preferred Surrey\'s seeker\'s snatch.\"
He lifted a brow at this. \"That\'s a rather bold, not to mention alliterative, statement.\"
\"It\'s true. Surrey\'s seeker has quite the snatch - a grip like iron and a reach like you wouldn\'t believe. The snitch has no chance against his snatch.\"
\"Oh.\"
\"Yes, like myself, the catcher played for both teams.\" She smiled at Severus now, looking away from the Severus on the bed who was clutching the bed quilt with a death grip. \"I\'m given to understand that you also like to switch \'positions\', Severus.\"
He eyed her. \"Indeed. And exactly how did you come by this knowledge?\"
\"There is a certain ex-Edinburgh beater that claims he *deeply* appreciated your batting technique.\"
\"Ah.\"
\"Of course, I\'ve heard the rumours of that tall, pale, willowy creature you squired about your final year.\"
\"She was a distant cousin.\"
\"Kissing cousin? I heard about the garden incident.\"
\"She wanted to see the flowers.\"
\"What flowers bloom at Christmas?\"
\"I wanted to gather holly for potions.\"
\"I happen to know there are no potions that can be made with holly, Severus. I received an \'O\' in Advanced Potions.\"
The sudden strangled sound the Snape on the bed made caused them both to turn in time to see Hooch sitting up, startled, as he jerked beneath her, strings of semen spurting to paint her chest and stomach and his own neck and chest. It seemed to go on for a very long moment, during which the Hooch on the bed frowned and then went ass over teakettle as Snape, a panicked expression on his face sat up, grabbed the bed quilt and ran out of the room.
After a moment, an annoyed and worried Hooch got up off the floor, found her wand, and exited as well. A silence followed, then Xiomara turned to Snape beside her.
\"Very well, Severus. I can see I had the wrong end of the stick... so to speak. Now... can you admit that I did not, in fact, do what I did deliberately and with malice aforethought?\"
He looked at the bed, flushed, and looked away. \"Yes. I concede the point.\"
\"Now... when are you going to stop beating yourself up over the fact you are a normal, healthy wizard with a normal, healthy libido?\"
He sighed.
\"Look, there\'s nothing wrong with friends... helping each other out from time to time.\"
He looked at her then and she stepped closer, reaching up a hand to touch his cheek, and added, \"In fact, I feel it\'s quite commendable. And I\'d love to give you a hand from time to time. Or any other body part you might be partial to.\"
\"Hooch...\"
\"Xiomara, please. You ejaculated all over my best shirt, I think you\'ve earned the right.\"
He fought a blush and swallowed tightly. \"You don\'t owe me anything. Your debt is paid.\"
\"Maybe I should get in debt with you again.\" She moved closer. \"I could certainly use a hand from time to time myself. And I\'m not too above myself to admit it.\"
\"Xiomara...\"
\"I *like* the way you say my name,\" she muttered before reaching up and pulling him down to her for a fiery kiss.
After a long and heated moment, the pair pulled back and leaned into each other, forehead to forehead.
\"Shall we say the debt continues then?\"
Snape\'s voice was breathless. \"Who owes who?\"
\"I\'d certainly like to get the right end of the stick this time,\" Hooch said succinctly, one hand indicating exactly which \'stick\' she was referring to.
His voice grew still more breathless, and he spoke between gasps. \"Very well. I concede you have the upper hand. At the moment.\"
A wicked gleam filled her eyes, then she led him unerringly to the bed with a firm grip and an anticipatory smile.
~ FINIS ~
~(*)~ ~(*)~ ~(*)~
7 October 2004. The characters are JK Rowlings.
The situations they\'re in are the author\'s.
Not meant to infringe on any legal holders of
Harry Potter copyright. No profit was made on
this or any other fanfic by this author.
A/N:
to JW - Thank you! Yes, Hooch can be snarky, but that\'s why I like her. ;-)
to cdk - Thank you! I\'m glad you enjoyed it.
to CWolf - Thank you, that\'s really kind of you to say! I\'m glad you liked it.
to Cyranothe2nd - Thank you so much! I\'m glad you liked my characterization of Hooch. :)
to Sal\'alvendra - Thank you - I\'m glad you could hear Snape\'s voice in this. :)
to Sea - Thank you! I agree - Hooch is a fun character. I\'m glad you enjoyed it.
Working Out The Kinks, part three
by OdoGoddess
\"I wasn\'t serious.\"
\"But you asked. And I want to make things right.\"
\"But *why* do you have one?\"
She looked askance at him then drew in a breath, deliberately calmed herself and reminded him, \"I\'m official Quidditch referee for Puddlemere when they play Edinburgh.\"
He nodded, remembering, and then frowned. \"I thought use of a time turner was illegal during official games?\"
\"They are. But they do help keep things on the up and up among the Referee\'s League. They can see for themselves what calls were incorrect and what calls were not made after the game is over. It helps keep the refs honest.\"
Snape considered this and nodded.
\"Now, you know we can\'t change anything.\"
\"Of course.\"
\"I just want you to see I wasn\'t acting deliberately.\"
He nodded again. \"Same here.\"
\"Then, first...\" she took her wand and tapped his head with it, muttering, \"Absque Xiomara.\"
He could feel the slow and icy sensation as an invisibility charm settled over him. Then she gave him a too-innocent look and murmured, \"Now do me, Severus.\"
To his surprise, a touch of amusement quirked his lips. Her relentless efforts to apologize had already convinced him of her sincerity; no Slytherin kept harping on unless something meant a lot to them.
\"I thought I did, rather.\"
\"Sort of,\" she smiled then. \"But do me anyway so we can be sure.\"
He tapped his wand on her, muttering, \"Absque Severus.\"
Now they were visible only to each other.
\"Quietus Sanus,\" she added and now they could only be heard by each other. She gestured to the bedroom. \"Age before beauty.\"
~(*)~
It only took a single turn of the time turner to find themselves in the dark room.
\"Nox Noctis Visuum,\" they both muttered to see in the dark. Then Snape blushed as he noted the expression on his own face less than an hour ago.
It was clear Xiomara straddled across his upper thighs could not see it between the dark and the fact Snape lay on his stomach, but the Xiomara by his side was lifting a rather arch brow and looking at him askance.
\"Enjoying it, were we?\"
Snape cleared his throat. \"I thought the whole intent was for me to do so.\"
\"Touche.\"
He found himself closing his eyes and shaking his head as the him on the bed turned at Hooch\'s insistence, his erection nearly flat against his stomach, gently waving as he moved.
\"I have only one question, Severus,\" Xiomara muttered next to him, drawing in a breath.
\"Go ahead,\" he said resignedly.
\"Where the hell do you hide that in your Quidditch gear? It\'s like carrying an extra bludger bat!\"
He shrugged slightly, both discomfitted and slightly mollified at the sincere awe and appreciation that coloured her voice.
\"It does get in the way sometimes,\" he admitted.
\"I don\'t see how you manage to walk so gracefully,\" she muttered, shaking her head as her eyes remained staring at the sight before her.
The Severus of the past fought to keep from shuddering as her past counterpart leaned forward to start rubbing his shoulders, only incidentally pressing her crotch against his hugely swollen erection flat against his trim belly.
\"Oh, I say...\"
He cleared his throat. \"What?\"
She looked back to the bed and muttered, \"I think I\'ve been playing for the wrong team these last few years.\"
He looked at her then. \"So the rumours about Puddlemere\'s catcher...?\"
\"All true. Sadly, we broke up last season. She preferred Surrey\'s seeker\'s snatch.\"
He lifted a brow at this. \"That\'s a rather bold, not to mention alliterative, statement.\"
\"It\'s true. Surrey\'s seeker has quite the snatch - a grip like iron and a reach like you wouldn\'t believe. The snitch has no chance against his snatch.\"
\"Oh.\"
\"Yes, like myself, the catcher played for both teams.\" She smiled at Severus now, looking away from the Severus on the bed who was clutching the bed quilt with a death grip. \"I\'m given to understand that you also like to switch \'positions\', Severus.\"
He eyed her. \"Indeed. And exactly how did you come by this knowledge?\"
\"There is a certain ex-Edinburgh beater that claims he *deeply* appreciated your batting technique.\"
\"Ah.\"
\"Of course, I\'ve heard the rumours of that tall, pale, willowy creature you squired about your final year.\"
\"She was a distant cousin.\"
\"Kissing cousin? I heard about the garden incident.\"
\"She wanted to see the flowers.\"
\"What flowers bloom at Christmas?\"
\"I wanted to gather holly for potions.\"
\"I happen to know there are no potions that can be made with holly, Severus. I received an \'O\' in Advanced Potions.\"
The sudden strangled sound the Snape on the bed made caused them both to turn in time to see Hooch sitting up, startled, as he jerked beneath her, strings of semen spurting to paint her chest and stomach and his own neck and chest. It seemed to go on for a very long moment, during which the Hooch on the bed frowned and then went ass over teakettle as Snape, a panicked expression on his face sat up, grabbed the bed quilt and ran out of the room.
After a moment, an annoyed and worried Hooch got up off the floor, found her wand, and exited as well. A silence followed, then Xiomara turned to Snape beside her.
\"Very well, Severus. I can see I had the wrong end of the stick... so to speak. Now... can you admit that I did not, in fact, do what I did deliberately and with malice aforethought?\"
He looked at the bed, flushed, and looked away. \"Yes. I concede the point.\"
\"Now... when are you going to stop beating yourself up over the fact you are a normal, healthy wizard with a normal, healthy libido?\"
He sighed.
\"Look, there\'s nothing wrong with friends... helping each other out from time to time.\"
He looked at her then and she stepped closer, reaching up a hand to touch his cheek, and added, \"In fact, I feel it\'s quite commendable. And I\'d love to give you a hand from time to time. Or any other body part you might be partial to.\"
\"Hooch...\"
\"Xiomara, please. You ejaculated all over my best shirt, I think you\'ve earned the right.\"
He fought a blush and swallowed tightly. \"You don\'t owe me anything. Your debt is paid.\"
\"Maybe I should get in debt with you again.\" She moved closer. \"I could certainly use a hand from time to time myself. And I\'m not too above myself to admit it.\"
\"Xiomara...\"
\"I *like* the way you say my name,\" she muttered before reaching up and pulling him down to her for a fiery kiss.
After a long and heated moment, the pair pulled back and leaned into each other, forehead to forehead.
\"Shall we say the debt continues then?\"
Snape\'s voice was breathless. \"Who owes who?\"
\"I\'d certainly like to get the right end of the stick this time,\" Hooch said succinctly, one hand indicating exactly which \'stick\' she was referring to.
His voice grew still more breathless, and he spoke between gasps. \"Very well. I concede you have the upper hand. At the moment.\"
A wicked gleam filled her eyes, then she led him unerringly to the bed with a firm grip and an anticipatory smile.
~ FINIS ~
~(*)~ ~(*)~ ~(*)~
7 October 2004. The characters are JK Rowlings.
The situations they\'re in are the author\'s.
Not meant to infringe on any legal holders of
Harry Potter copyright. No profit was made on
this or any other fanfic by this author.
A/N:
to JW - Thank you! Yes, Hooch can be snarky, but that\'s why I like her. ;-)
to cdk - Thank you! I\'m glad you enjoyed it.
to CWolf - Thank you, that\'s really kind of you to say! I\'m glad you liked it.
to Cyranothe2nd - Thank you so much! I\'m glad you liked my characterization of Hooch. :)
to Sal\'alvendra - Thank you - I\'m glad you could hear Snape\'s voice in this. :)
to Sea - Thank you! I agree - Hooch is a fun character. I\'m glad you enjoyed it.