The Fan Fiction Series
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
9,677
Reviews:
37
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Fan Fiction Zabini
title: Fan Fiction Zabini
author: Chibimono Akuno
email: chibimono@msn.com
category: comedy, romance, slight smut....
spoilers: SS/SP, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP
rating: NC-17 for scenes of... smut!
disclaimers: These characters are not mine. They belong to the wonderful goddess J.K. Rowling and all other companies that own them. I bow before you and beg for your forgiveness of using these characters. I only wish to entertain, not make money.
A/N: We have all asked ourselves this question... Now it\'s time to get some answers! ... Hopefully... Our favorite boys are back again in the next installment of what has become the Fan Fiction Series! *cheers*
Fan Fiction Zabini
by Chibimono Akuno
*scratch scribble scratch scratch*
A sigh of frustration as a quill is slammed down.
\"Draco, a question!\"
\"Yes, love?\"
\"Blaise Zabini!\"
\"Um hm?\"
\"Boy or girl?\"
A look of careful consideration. \"You know... I really don\'t know.\"
\"What?\"
\"I said-\"
\"No, I heard you. What I meant to say was how can tha?\" ?\"
\"Well, I don\'t make it a point to go looking down people\'s shirts or in their pants.\"
A look of disbelief. \"They are your house mates. Don\'t you see in the dorm rooms?\"
A smug grin. \"Unlike you all in Gryffindor Tower, we in the Dungeon have separate, private rooms.\"
\"That\'s not fair! If that\'s the case, why do we always have to go up to the Astronomy Tower every night to shag?\"
\"Think about it, Harry! You are a Gryffindor, the Boy Who Lived, even. They are Slytherins with Death Eater parents. It would be like putting a single lion in a pit with hundreds of cobras and rattle snakes! Do you really want to go shag down there?\"
\"Point taken.\"
\"Besides, it gets cold in the winter.\"
Leer. \"I can keep you warm.\"
\"No, I\'m talking testicals-retracting-penis-shriviling cold.\"
Shoc"How"How do you live without freezing down there?\"
\"We do have fireplaces.\"
\"Maybe that\'s what is wrong with Zabini.\"
\"What?\"
\"Testicals never descended.\"
\"*He* would still have a *penis*... I think it\'s a she.\"
\"Why?\"
\"I never see Zabini in the showers.\"
\"You have separate rooms, but communal showers?\"
\"Hey. I did not design the Dungeons, okay!\"
\"Do you know were Zabini\'s room is?\"
\"Why?\"
A shrug. \"Take a peek.\"
\"Take a peek?! What? Like I\'m some kind of pervert?!\"
\"You sure perverted me...\"
Hmph! \"Potter, that is a different story!\"
\"So, out of all the people in Slytherin House, you haven\'t slept with Zabini?\"
ERLIERLIN, POTTER! You make me sound like a whore!\"
\"Well, you never told me how many people you\'ve been with!\"
\"Three! Two Ravenclaws and a Hufflepuff! I\'d never shag a Slytherin!\"
\"Oh good! Now you can throw a Gryffindor on to your list!\"
\"Well, the Gryffindor will be the last on that so called \'list\'.\"
A soft sigh. \"Re? Yo? You mean that, Draco?\"
\"Of course I do.\"
\"Now are you being the master of lies, or is this the truth?\"
A laugh. \"This is really bothering you, isn\'t it?\"
Growl. \"Answer me.\"
\"There is nothing for you to worry about! Besides, you wouldn\'t have gotten worried about it if you had kept your mental ponderings of other people\'s gender to yourself. Just make sure you know the gender of yourself and the person you are shagging, and all will be well.\"
A hand moving in a beckoning gesture. \"Come here.\"
\"What?\"
\"Just come here!\"
Two hands reached out for the other boy\'s trousers.
A gasp as searching hands find their prize. \"HARRY!\"
\"Oh, thank Merlin! You\'re male!\"
\"Don\'t be stupid, Potter!\"
~ the end ~
author: Chibimono Akuno
email: chibimono@msn.com
category: comedy, romance, slight smut....
spoilers: SS/SP, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP
rating: NC-17 for scenes of... smut!
disclaimers: These characters are not mine. They belong to the wonderful goddess J.K. Rowling and all other companies that own them. I bow before you and beg for your forgiveness of using these characters. I only wish to entertain, not make money.
A/N: We have all asked ourselves this question... Now it\'s time to get some answers! ... Hopefully... Our favorite boys are back again in the next installment of what has become the Fan Fiction Series! *cheers*
Fan Fiction Zabini
by Chibimono Akuno
*scratch scribble scratch scratch*
A sigh of frustration as a quill is slammed down.
\"Draco, a question!\"
\"Yes, love?\"
\"Blaise Zabini!\"
\"Um hm?\"
\"Boy or girl?\"
A look of careful consideration. \"You know... I really don\'t know.\"
\"What?\"
\"I said-\"
\"No, I heard you. What I meant to say was how can tha?\" ?\"
\"Well, I don\'t make it a point to go looking down people\'s shirts or in their pants.\"
A look of disbelief. \"They are your house mates. Don\'t you see in the dorm rooms?\"
A smug grin. \"Unlike you all in Gryffindor Tower, we in the Dungeon have separate, private rooms.\"
\"That\'s not fair! If that\'s the case, why do we always have to go up to the Astronomy Tower every night to shag?\"
\"Think about it, Harry! You are a Gryffindor, the Boy Who Lived, even. They are Slytherins with Death Eater parents. It would be like putting a single lion in a pit with hundreds of cobras and rattle snakes! Do you really want to go shag down there?\"
\"Point taken.\"
\"Besides, it gets cold in the winter.\"
Leer. \"I can keep you warm.\"
\"No, I\'m talking testicals-retracting-penis-shriviling cold.\"
Shoc"How"How do you live without freezing down there?\"
\"We do have fireplaces.\"
\"Maybe that\'s what is wrong with Zabini.\"
\"What?\"
\"Testicals never descended.\"
\"*He* would still have a *penis*... I think it\'s a she.\"
\"Why?\"
\"I never see Zabini in the showers.\"
\"You have separate rooms, but communal showers?\"
\"Hey. I did not design the Dungeons, okay!\"
\"Do you know were Zabini\'s room is?\"
\"Why?\"
A shrug. \"Take a peek.\"
\"Take a peek?! What? Like I\'m some kind of pervert?!\"
\"You sure perverted me...\"
Hmph! \"Potter, that is a different story!\"
\"So, out of all the people in Slytherin House, you haven\'t slept with Zabini?\"
ERLIERLIN, POTTER! You make me sound like a whore!\"
\"Well, you never told me how many people you\'ve been with!\"
\"Three! Two Ravenclaws and a Hufflepuff! I\'d never shag a Slytherin!\"
\"Oh good! Now you can throw a Gryffindor on to your list!\"
\"Well, the Gryffindor will be the last on that so called \'list\'.\"
A soft sigh. \"Re? Yo? You mean that, Draco?\"
\"Of course I do.\"
\"Now are you being the master of lies, or is this the truth?\"
A laugh. \"This is really bothering you, isn\'t it?\"
Growl. \"Answer me.\"
\"There is nothing for you to worry about! Besides, you wouldn\'t have gotten worried about it if you had kept your mental ponderings of other people\'s gender to yourself. Just make sure you know the gender of yourself and the person you are shagging, and all will be well.\"
A hand moving in a beckoning gesture. \"Come here.\"
\"What?\"
\"Just come here!\"
Two hands reached out for the other boy\'s trousers.
A gasp as searching hands find their prize. \"HARRY!\"
\"Oh, thank Merlin! You\'re male!\"
\"Don\'t be stupid, Potter!\"
~ the end ~