100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,791
Reviews:
236
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1
Currently Reading:
1
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A Pig No Matter the Shape
A.N. Well this seemed like fun so here is my offering to 100 ways to kill a Weasley.
"You...you pig!" Hermione screamed.
"Now calm down Hermione, I only did it for you."
"You did it for me?! You slept with that slut for me?! I really don't know how you can even think I would want that."
"Of course it was for you! See, now you don't have to worry about that seven year itch. I scratched it before we got married so now we can get married without all that mess," Ron said trying to rationalize his actions.
"You really are a pig Ron Weasley and I am glad I found out before we married. The wedding is off! Oh and I hope you like spending the next week on four feet!"
Hermione raised her wand and pointed at the wide-eyed redhead.
"Verto Sus!" Hermione exclaimed and where the once human was, a pig now stood.
"Oh and Ron, don't even think of coming to see me, the next time I see you, you will wish I only turned you into a pig again!"
With one final glare Hermione stormed out of the house. In her fury she failed to notice two things, one being that she didn't close the door completely and two she didn't hear the howl that sounded in the distance.
Hermione was still cursing Ron under her breath when she arrived at Hogwarts. It was her home away from home and she needed a place to cool down. It was summer so there wasn't any students around and the only people in the castle were Headmaster Snape and GroundsKeeper Filtch. Both were more likely to avoid her then bother her.
Severus Snape was alive thanks to Hermiones quick thinking and quicker spells. After the final battle Hermione had gone to Snape's body so she could perform the final rites. She felt that he deserved that atleast for all that he had done.
She was shocked to find he was still alive. His heart was beating but only barely. So casting the needed spell that would ensure he stayed alive, Hermione levitated him to Madame Pomfrey and he was good as new within a week. A week after that with the help of Harry and Hermione's testimony he was free of all charges and back at Hogwarts as Headmaster. He was now doing his best to bring back Hogwarts to its former glory.
This was the reason he was still up when the alarms warned him of Hermiones arrival. He had been writing a letter to the Ministry about the upcoming year and so he was thankful for a reason to avoid said task and the spitfire known as Hermione was his faviort distraction.
Using the secrets only a Headmaster of Hogwarts knows, Snape was able to track the angry Gryffindor down and using the skills spying had given him he followed her. It didn't take him long for him to figure out what had happened since she was so helpfully muttering all kinds of interesting things, such as Ron's betrayal and what she would do to him if she ever saw him again were just a few.
Thanks to that to the redheaded idiot's own folly, Severus now had a chance at Hermione. With just a little work he wouldn't be cursed with a lonely existance anymore, and unlike that dunderhead he would treasure Hermione like the true gift she was.
A predatory smirk formed on his face. Let the Hunt begin. Hermione wouldn't know what hit her.
Many miles away in the woods surrounding what was once Ron's and Hermione's home another wolf was tracking his prey but this one wasn't looking for a mate, no he was looking for lunch, and a human turned pig was on the menu.
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A.N. Well this is the second version, the first got erased before I could post it but actually this one turned out better. Sorry for all the spelling errors and I Hope you guess liked it. This was fun and Thanks Ms. Figg for the chance.
"You...you pig!" Hermione screamed.
"Now calm down Hermione, I only did it for you."
"You did it for me?! You slept with that slut for me?! I really don't know how you can even think I would want that."
"Of course it was for you! See, now you don't have to worry about that seven year itch. I scratched it before we got married so now we can get married without all that mess," Ron said trying to rationalize his actions.
"You really are a pig Ron Weasley and I am glad I found out before we married. The wedding is off! Oh and I hope you like spending the next week on four feet!"
Hermione raised her wand and pointed at the wide-eyed redhead.
"Verto Sus!" Hermione exclaimed and where the once human was, a pig now stood.
"Oh and Ron, don't even think of coming to see me, the next time I see you, you will wish I only turned you into a pig again!"
With one final glare Hermione stormed out of the house. In her fury she failed to notice two things, one being that she didn't close the door completely and two she didn't hear the howl that sounded in the distance.
Hermione was still cursing Ron under her breath when she arrived at Hogwarts. It was her home away from home and she needed a place to cool down. It was summer so there wasn't any students around and the only people in the castle were Headmaster Snape and GroundsKeeper Filtch. Both were more likely to avoid her then bother her.
Severus Snape was alive thanks to Hermiones quick thinking and quicker spells. After the final battle Hermione had gone to Snape's body so she could perform the final rites. She felt that he deserved that atleast for all that he had done.
She was shocked to find he was still alive. His heart was beating but only barely. So casting the needed spell that would ensure he stayed alive, Hermione levitated him to Madame Pomfrey and he was good as new within a week. A week after that with the help of Harry and Hermione's testimony he was free of all charges and back at Hogwarts as Headmaster. He was now doing his best to bring back Hogwarts to its former glory.
This was the reason he was still up when the alarms warned him of Hermiones arrival. He had been writing a letter to the Ministry about the upcoming year and so he was thankful for a reason to avoid said task and the spitfire known as Hermione was his faviort distraction.
Using the secrets only a Headmaster of Hogwarts knows, Snape was able to track the angry Gryffindor down and using the skills spying had given him he followed her. It didn't take him long for him to figure out what had happened since she was so helpfully muttering all kinds of interesting things, such as Ron's betrayal and what she would do to him if she ever saw him again were just a few.
Thanks to that to the redheaded idiot's own folly, Severus now had a chance at Hermione. With just a little work he wouldn't be cursed with a lonely existance anymore, and unlike that dunderhead he would treasure Hermione like the true gift she was.
A predatory smirk formed on his face. Let the Hunt begin. Hermione wouldn't know what hit her.
Many miles away in the woods surrounding what was once Ron's and Hermione's home another wolf was tracking his prey but this one wasn't looking for a mate, no he was looking for lunch, and a human turned pig was on the menu.
* * *
A.N. Well this is the second version, the first got erased before I could post it but actually this one turned out better. Sorry for all the spelling errors and I Hope you guess liked it. This was fun and Thanks Ms. Figg for the chance.