Chain of Drabbles

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Title: Chain of memories? No! Chain of Drabbles!

Pairing for the chapter:Suoh Tamaki/Hitachiin Kaoru/Hitachiin Hikaru/Ohtori Kyoya

Warnings: none

Prompt: Bravery

It was a well known fact that, once in a while, Tamaki would forget his best friend was moody (to put it lightly) in the mornings and would try and wake him up for an adventure.

It was also known through the Suoh, Ohtori and the Hitachiin households that the twins were always delighted to come along and torment their 'king.'

"Bravely bold Tamaki, rode forth from Common-lot." Begun Kaoru, playing with a fake acoustic guitar as the twins followed the blond.

"He was not afraid to die, oh brave Tamaki." continued Hikaru.

"He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways."

"Brave, brave, brave, brave Tamaki." They sung in unison. Tamaki just blushed crimson looking anywhere but the twins.

"He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecap split and his body burned away and his limbs all hacked and mangled brave Tamaki." They continued, grinning at each other as they skipped through the halls of Kyoya-senpai's house. "His head smashed in and his heart cut out, and his liver removed and balls unplugged, his nostrils raped, his bottom burnt off, and his penis-"

Here Tamaki was quick to interrupt, because: 1 - he was starting to realise where exactly he was and what he was about to do; and 2 - he was slightly afraid of the twins imagination.

"Shut it! We're here, so be silent." He hissed at the two, easing the heavy door open. The figure on the bed didn't even stir.

"Kyoya? Nee Kyoya, wake up!" Tamaki whispered, he was not even honoured with a grunt.

"Kyoya?" He asked again, getting closed. His response was a nasty growl and Tamaki's eyes widened while the twins paled.

"Kyo-" He was about to ask again when the demon king turned, glaring at the blond. "Go away."

And the blond fled.

A few moments later, when all of them regained their breath and were making their way out of the Ohtori home, the twins started again

"Brave Tamaki ran away," restarted Hikaru, to be countered with vehement denial from Tamaki.

"Bravely ran away away," continued Kaoru, smirking at his twin, to be yet again denied by Tamaki. "I didn't!"

"When danger reared up and glared," they continued seemingly ignorant of Tamaki's plight. "He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Tamaki turned about, and gallantly he chickened out."

"Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the braaaave, Tamaki!"

All through the household could be heard cries of 'I never did!' and 'all lies!' And Kyoya, completely unaware, just turned around, oblivious to the cries of 'I never!' of his best friend.