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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
37
Views:
9,839
Reviews:
192
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Feeling Good
Disclaimer: Nope, still can't think of a funny.
Warning: Fluffy funny-ness. No substance. kinda like whipped cream.
A/N: Since it's thanksgiving, and because I don't have much time, the dramatic 'tell all' from Draco will have to wait. Today's chapter is pure fluff, filler to make sure I update and because I think you guys deserve some funny to break up the angst. So, this chapter is essentially what 'the circle' does on a regular school night. Named for the Muse version of 'Feeling Good,'and another tribute to my own stoner days. Also, pretty much purely dialogue. told from no one's point of view.
Interlude- Feelin' Good
"Hey Fred?"
"Yes George?"
"Did you ever wonder what would happen if someone actually DID live in a yellow submarine?"
"What do you mean George?"
"Well, what happens when you flush the loo? Where's it go? Into the ocean? That can't be economically friendly. And how does it get there anyway? Wouldn't the water come rushing in through the pipes?"
"wow....never really thought about it.....What do you think Seamus? Yellow Submarine, good or bad?"
"Good! The beatles were fucking geniuses man. That's a great song!"
"Yeah, great song, but what about LIVING in the yellow submarine?"
"Would Lenon be there?"
"No."
"Then why the fuck would I want to live in a submarine?"
"Because it's yellow!"
"I think you're stoned, mate."
"No shit sherlock."
"Dig deeper watson!"
"Oi! I just had another thought!"
"What now George?"
"What Fred?"
"You just said you had another thought."
"I did?"
"YES!"
"Oh.....nope, gone now."
"Wow....I just noticed something Fred! Your eyebrow is BLUE!"
"What?"
"Blue! It's Blue!"
"No, I'm pretty sure the sub was yellow...."
"NO! Your eyebrow is BLUE! Either that or Gin spiked the drugs again..."
"What exactly are you accusing our littl sister of, exactly?"
"Spiking?"
"What? With a football? Gin's not into sports."
"That's 'hiking' George."
"hiking? Now? I don't think that's smart, we're way too stoned, plus I think Ginny put something in the weed again."
"That's what I just said!"
"What?"
"Ginny spiked the pot!"
"She did?"
"I don't know! I said it, and then you said it!"
"What?"
"Wait, I'm lost. I thought we were gonna go play football."
"Football?"
"Yeah, wasn't someone talking about football?"
".....alright....football....sounds like fun...let's go grab Harry and Draco and see if they wanna play too!"
"I bet they're already playing,"
"Nah, Draco doesn't know what football is!"
"Nope, but he does know....wait....what was I saying?"
"I dunno."
"Damn...this is some good shit."
A/N: feel free to pelt me with things, but its thanksgiving people, I'm busy!
Warning: Fluffy funny-ness. No substance. kinda like whipped cream.
A/N: Since it's thanksgiving, and because I don't have much time, the dramatic 'tell all' from Draco will have to wait. Today's chapter is pure fluff, filler to make sure I update and because I think you guys deserve some funny to break up the angst. So, this chapter is essentially what 'the circle' does on a regular school night. Named for the Muse version of 'Feeling Good,'and another tribute to my own stoner days. Also, pretty much purely dialogue. told from no one's point of view.
Interlude- Feelin' Good
"Hey Fred?"
"Yes George?"
"Did you ever wonder what would happen if someone actually DID live in a yellow submarine?"
"What do you mean George?"
"Well, what happens when you flush the loo? Where's it go? Into the ocean? That can't be economically friendly. And how does it get there anyway? Wouldn't the water come rushing in through the pipes?"
"wow....never really thought about it.....What do you think Seamus? Yellow Submarine, good or bad?"
"Good! The beatles were fucking geniuses man. That's a great song!"
"Yeah, great song, but what about LIVING in the yellow submarine?"
"Would Lenon be there?"
"No."
"Then why the fuck would I want to live in a submarine?"
"Because it's yellow!"
"I think you're stoned, mate."
"No shit sherlock."
"Dig deeper watson!"
"Oi! I just had another thought!"
"What now George?"
"What Fred?"
"You just said you had another thought."
"I did?"
"YES!"
"Oh.....nope, gone now."
"Wow....I just noticed something Fred! Your eyebrow is BLUE!"
"What?"
"Blue! It's Blue!"
"No, I'm pretty sure the sub was yellow...."
"NO! Your eyebrow is BLUE! Either that or Gin spiked the drugs again..."
"What exactly are you accusing our littl sister of, exactly?"
"Spiking?"
"What? With a football? Gin's not into sports."
"That's 'hiking' George."
"hiking? Now? I don't think that's smart, we're way too stoned, plus I think Ginny put something in the weed again."
"That's what I just said!"
"What?"
"Ginny spiked the pot!"
"She did?"
"I don't know! I said it, and then you said it!"
"What?"
"Wait, I'm lost. I thought we were gonna go play football."
"Football?"
"Yeah, wasn't someone talking about football?"
".....alright....football....sounds like fun...let's go grab Harry and Draco and see if they wanna play too!"
"I bet they're already playing,"
"Nah, Draco doesn't know what football is!"
"Nope, but he does know....wait....what was I saying?"
"I dunno."
"Damn...this is some good shit."
A/N: feel free to pelt me with things, but its thanksgiving people, I'm busy!