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Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
36
Views:
6,374
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not or will ever own Harry Potter nor gain profit for this fanfiction. This is only for fun and all credit goes to J.K. Rowling and her amazing crew. I only have ownership of the plot and one character. That's it, enjoy
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Five
(It's Only Fun When It's More Than One)
Ginny sighed deeply, so much trying to change lab partners for potion.
Besides, Snape returned and he was on prowl.
“Ginny…I’m sorry about before.” Luna’s soft voice whispered from next to her.
She didn’t say anything.
Luna sighed, but continued with her apology. “I don’t know what came over me. I mean, I should have known you’re human.
My father told me the venom from the Blibbering Humdinger messes with your sense of judgment.”
Ginny rolled her eyes; it wasn’t the “Blibbering Humdinger” that messed with Luna’s judgment.
It the number of times she believed the girl was dropped on her head during infancy caused the problem.
“Hey, my father only dropped me three times. It wasn’t his fault he tripped over the cat.” Luna exclaimed loudly, knowing what Ginny was thinking.
“Ms. Lovegood, we are in the middle of class, please keep your mouth shut.” snapped Snape who glared at the two girls.
Ginny sighed deeply. “Whatever Luna, I forgive you, now can we please just finish this potion before Snape give us detention.”
The blond beamed happily and nodded. “Thank you Ginevra. And yes, let’s start massaging those worms!” Luna grabbed the jar of worms and took one out.
Ginny paused in her work to look at Luna. Did the girl just say massage? “Luna, we’re not massaging worms. You have to cut them.”
Luna shook her head and held one worm for her to see. “We cannot cut them yet; this one is so bent out of shape. We got to get him relaxed before his execution.”
“It’s not an execution, it’s for our potion. Stop playing around and cut the worm.” She demanded.
The blond pouted as she took her scalpel and turned it to the side so the blade didn’t cut the worm. “Ginny, watch me massage the worm. I’m telling you, he will like it!”
“I’m not watching you massage a worm, Luna.”
Moving the scalpel blade opposite down the slimy body of the worm, she added a little pressure. “You see, when you massage worms they are easy to kill. They won’t grow back for they will be too relaxed.”
“Luna…cut the worm.” She demanded once more.
She ignored Ginny’s command. “I use to massage all the worms in my yard…until it start raining Moon Frogs. Did you know that Moon Frogs only come down from the moon during a lunar eclipse?”
Ginny could feel her temper rise.
Luna really is pushing her buttons.
The said girl continued, now talking about Moon Frogs while giving another worm a massage. “Now, my father often told me Moon Frogs come during the solar eclipse, which is weird seeing that the moon isn’t out. That’s when this lady came in with a big of Moon Frogs and said she found them hopping in her garden during a full moon. Now…I’m confused. Does Moon Frogs exist during the full moon or new moon?”
Slamming her scalpel on the workstation, Ginny let out a screech. “Luna, Moon Frogs does not exist! Worms don’t need to have a massage because they are going to be put in a potion cut up into tiny little pieces. Now stop rubbing those words and put them out of their misery!” Her voice bellowed through the silent classroom.
Everyone stopped what they were doing to give the red head and her partner a look. Snape looked up also, rather disturbed by the conversation.
Exactly why does he continue to teach this subject year after year?
“Ms. Weasley, this is a classroom, not some muggle playground you can shout in.” He warned her.
Deciding she don’t care anymore, she turned her heated gaze to the professor. “I will shout if I want to because if I have to listen to her nonsense one more time I will explode!”
“Detention with me at seven, Ms. Weasley. I’m sure two hours of cleaning cauldrons will teach you to respect your professors.” Snape sneered not liking her tone.
Calming down a little, she nodded. “Yes sir and I apologize.”
Luna looked back and forth between Ginny and the professor.
Raising her hand, she felt it was right that she took got detention. “I want detention too, professor!”
Snape sighed deeply, clearly tired of his job. Every year he had to deal with the strangeness that is Luna Lovegood. “Fine Ms. Lovegood, you got detention also. I’m sure Ms. Weasley will be grateful for a pair of extra hands.”
“Thanks, professor! We won’t let you down!” Luna stood from her seat and saluted the man.
Ginny eyes widen as she looked at Luna.
This cannot be happening.
(It's Only Fun When It's More Than One)
Ginny sighed deeply, so much trying to change lab partners for potion.
Besides, Snape returned and he was on prowl.
“Ginny…I’m sorry about before.” Luna’s soft voice whispered from next to her.
She didn’t say anything.
Luna sighed, but continued with her apology. “I don’t know what came over me. I mean, I should have known you’re human.
My father told me the venom from the Blibbering Humdinger messes with your sense of judgment.”
Ginny rolled her eyes; it wasn’t the “Blibbering Humdinger” that messed with Luna’s judgment.
It the number of times she believed the girl was dropped on her head during infancy caused the problem.
“Hey, my father only dropped me three times. It wasn’t his fault he tripped over the cat.” Luna exclaimed loudly, knowing what Ginny was thinking.
“Ms. Lovegood, we are in the middle of class, please keep your mouth shut.” snapped Snape who glared at the two girls.
Ginny sighed deeply. “Whatever Luna, I forgive you, now can we please just finish this potion before Snape give us detention.”
The blond beamed happily and nodded. “Thank you Ginevra. And yes, let’s start massaging those worms!” Luna grabbed the jar of worms and took one out.
Ginny paused in her work to look at Luna. Did the girl just say massage? “Luna, we’re not massaging worms. You have to cut them.”
Luna shook her head and held one worm for her to see. “We cannot cut them yet; this one is so bent out of shape. We got to get him relaxed before his execution.”
“It’s not an execution, it’s for our potion. Stop playing around and cut the worm.” She demanded.
The blond pouted as she took her scalpel and turned it to the side so the blade didn’t cut the worm. “Ginny, watch me massage the worm. I’m telling you, he will like it!”
“I’m not watching you massage a worm, Luna.”
Moving the scalpel blade opposite down the slimy body of the worm, she added a little pressure. “You see, when you massage worms they are easy to kill. They won’t grow back for they will be too relaxed.”
“Luna…cut the worm.” She demanded once more.
She ignored Ginny’s command. “I use to massage all the worms in my yard…until it start raining Moon Frogs. Did you know that Moon Frogs only come down from the moon during a lunar eclipse?”
Ginny could feel her temper rise.
Luna really is pushing her buttons.
The said girl continued, now talking about Moon Frogs while giving another worm a massage. “Now, my father often told me Moon Frogs come during the solar eclipse, which is weird seeing that the moon isn’t out. That’s when this lady came in with a big of Moon Frogs and said she found them hopping in her garden during a full moon. Now…I’m confused. Does Moon Frogs exist during the full moon or new moon?”
Slamming her scalpel on the workstation, Ginny let out a screech. “Luna, Moon Frogs does not exist! Worms don’t need to have a massage because they are going to be put in a potion cut up into tiny little pieces. Now stop rubbing those words and put them out of their misery!” Her voice bellowed through the silent classroom.
Everyone stopped what they were doing to give the red head and her partner a look. Snape looked up also, rather disturbed by the conversation.
Exactly why does he continue to teach this subject year after year?
“Ms. Weasley, this is a classroom, not some muggle playground you can shout in.” He warned her.
Deciding she don’t care anymore, she turned her heated gaze to the professor. “I will shout if I want to because if I have to listen to her nonsense one more time I will explode!”
“Detention with me at seven, Ms. Weasley. I’m sure two hours of cleaning cauldrons will teach you to respect your professors.” Snape sneered not liking her tone.
Calming down a little, she nodded. “Yes sir and I apologize.”
Luna looked back and forth between Ginny and the professor.
Raising her hand, she felt it was right that she took got detention. “I want detention too, professor!”
Snape sighed deeply, clearly tired of his job. Every year he had to deal with the strangeness that is Luna Lovegood. “Fine Ms. Lovegood, you got detention also. I’m sure Ms. Weasley will be grateful for a pair of extra hands.”
“Thanks, professor! We won’t let you down!” Luna stood from her seat and saluted the man.
Ginny eyes widen as she looked at Luna.
This cannot be happening.