100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,788
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236
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Late Night Quidditch
Hermione stood next to the open coffin. Her loud sobs muffled by the robes of the dark greasy man next to her. He wrinkled his nose..Oh, he\'d have to do quite a few scourgifies to get this mess out. But it was worth it. The witch he desired was finally close to him.
"How could this have happened!" she said between hiccups.
Severus smirked as he remembered...
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"No! Hermione wants ME, not you! There\'s no way she could like a big ugly greasy bat like you!" a red faced Ronald Weasley growled.
"I believe she\'s made it quite clear that she doesn\'t want to be with you anymore Mr. Weasley. I would appreciate it if you\'d stop trying to ruin my advances. If I catch you following us again, I will be forced to take action."
Severus was unprepared for what happened next. He expected Ron to get mad, but not mad enough to fling hexes. Maybe mad enough to take a swing at his nose (Why did they always aim for the nose, anyway?), but this...
A quick protego bounced the curse back at ron, and he fell to his knees on that dirty floor in the storage shed on the quidditch pitch.
Ron heard Snape mutter something..And almost missed it. That faint \'accio\', and then searing pain.
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"Yes, it was an unfortunate accident Miss Granger. What\'re the odds someone would try to summon a broom from the storage shed that late in the evening," he replied, fighting the urge to laugh. "I only wish they could have removed it before the funeral."
"How could this have happened!" she said between hiccups.
Severus smirked as he remembered...
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"No! Hermione wants ME, not you! There\'s no way she could like a big ugly greasy bat like you!" a red faced Ronald Weasley growled.
"I believe she\'s made it quite clear that she doesn\'t want to be with you anymore Mr. Weasley. I would appreciate it if you\'d stop trying to ruin my advances. If I catch you following us again, I will be forced to take action."
Severus was unprepared for what happened next. He expected Ron to get mad, but not mad enough to fling hexes. Maybe mad enough to take a swing at his nose (Why did they always aim for the nose, anyway?), but this...
A quick protego bounced the curse back at ron, and he fell to his knees on that dirty floor in the storage shed on the quidditch pitch.
Ron heard Snape mutter something..And almost missed it. That faint \'accio\', and then searing pain.
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"Yes, it was an unfortunate accident Miss Granger. What\'re the odds someone would try to summon a broom from the storage shed that late in the evening," he replied, fighting the urge to laugh. "I only wish they could have removed it before the funeral."