Snapey Went A Courting

Snapey Went A Courting

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Chapter 25 – A Hard Day’s Night

“Well, there was that time when Severus and Trelawney were locked up overnight in the wine cellar at The Three—“

“Ouch, Severus, that was MY leg you just kicked and I’ll appreciate your not assaulting my wife under the table,” growled Lupin.

Hermione bit her lip and sighed. The evening was rapidly going downhill. Remus gave her a not-too-reassuring pat on the hand, as if to say, ‘Do something.’

“You know,” Lupin said after a nasty, fifteen-second glaring contest between his wife and the ex-potions master of Hogwarts, “I hear old Tinkleberry is retir—“

“I really need to powder my nose.” Hermione stood up so abruptly that her chair toppled and then righted itself. “Come along, Prof. Vec… I mean Alicia. Your nose is getting shiny, too.” She reached over and grabbed the older Witch’s hand in a vise-like grip and started dragging her to the loo. Alicia looked for help over her shoulder at her husband, who merely smiled encouragingly and waved.

Severus smiled in a different, completely unfriendly way, “So who’s brilliant idea was this?”

Lupin swallowed, “I think it’s good for adult couples to occasionally dine together. That is if everyone can at least act their age. However, there is something which I needed to discuss with you in private.”

Severus tented his fingers and leaned forward, “Really?”

“Did you know that the Headmaster hired Draco Malfoy as your replacement?”

“Malfoy? He only passed his N.E.W.T.s because he paid Blaise Zabini to tutor him non-stop.”

“It was a political appointment, I believe. Something about his testimony resulting in the Dementor’s Kiss for his father.”

“Yes, Draco did have a few issues with Malfoy senior. Well, it’s only a matter of time before he blows up all of Hogwarts then.”

“Well, um… Severus how difficult is it to brew the Wolfsbane Potion?”

Snape looked at the ceiling. It was not a reassuring view—it looked like several unnatural creatures had made their homes there. “Are you asking is Malfoy capable of making it?”

“Yes.”

“He’s not.”

“Oh. I suppose then I shouldn’t—“

“Not a good idea.”

“What could happen?”

“Death might be one of the pleasanter outcomes as opposed to being in your Werewolf state permanently.”

Lupin shuddered. “I see.” Suddenly he wasn’t sure what to do with his hands, He fiddled with the silverware and then took a sip of his Butterbeer.

“Tom, I need parchment, ink and quill!” Snape snapped his fingers at the barkeep. “I personally couldn’t care less if you wound up on display in a freak show someplace, but Hermione would probably never let me hear the end of it!”

The writing materials floated over, nearly missing an elderly couple that had just stood up, and landed on the table.

Snape began writing, “I personally instructed Chad Dryfus on how to brhe phe potion for his wife after she became infected several years ago. He was a talented student of mine. He always brews extra out of some misguided sense of caution I suppose. He’s afraid he or someone else in the network might have need of it. This is his address.”

“Network?”

“Don’t tell me you don’t know?”

“There’s a werewolf network?”

“Newsletter actually. Dryfus and his wife consider themselves rather progressive in that matter. Only about a half-dozen of your sort have come forward, though. He’s attempting to find a cure for Lycanthropy.”

“Severus, why did you never tell me this?”

“I assumed you knew.”

“You did not. You are still such a git.”

Severus smiled and held the parchment away from Lupin. “I strongly doubt you want to hold to that remark.”

“You are right. You are a lovely man. A veritable bastion of decency and integrity. I bow before your noble humanity. Please forgive me, Severus, for ever doubting that about you.”

“Much better.” He handed over the parchment with a nod of his head.

“I think you and Hermione might actually make a good couple.”

“Why do you say that?”

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The witch’s loo at The Leaky Cauldron was not an inviting place. Hermione threw a No-See-Em, No-Hear-Em charm on the magic mirror and performed a quick cleansing spell before leaning back on the sink.

“Let me get straight to the point, Alicia. I don’t blame you for cursing Severus. Knowing him as I do, he probably richly deserved it.”

Alicia blushed and found herself speechless. She turned from her ex-student and looked in the mirror.

“However, I am the one suffering.” She touched Alicia on the shoulder. “You were one of my favorite professors, and I hope that feeliciprciprciprocated.”

“I… I… well…” Alicia was normally quite verbal in the classroom, but in non-scholastic environments she found herself too nervous to speak. She smiled, nodded foolishly and looked at the floor.

“You did make it so that it would be impossible for Severus to have normal sex?”

Alicia nodded again and tears sprung to her eyes.

“Oh, don’t cry. I don’t blame you, I don’t.” She took Alicia’s hands in hers and gently brought her round to face her. “But you understand my position, right?”

Alicia started to sniffle. “I’m so sorry, Hermione. I am.”

“Then would you consider lifting the curse?”

Alicia looked up at Hermione and started sobbing, “But I did lift it.”

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“You don’t think that I can handle a mere wisp of a girl?” Severus allowed himself to sneer, though he’d been trying to break the habit for Hermione’s sake.

“Hermione is much more than a girl. I think on some level you know that. She is more a… force of nature.”

“You amuse me, Lupin. You really do.”

“I think you are falling in love with her. And I believe that might be something new for you, Severus.”

“My emotional state is not your concern.”

“No, please forgive my forwardness.” Lupin took another sip of his drink and suppressed the grin that was playing at his lips.

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“No. Alicia. If you removed the curse, then—“ Hermione put her hand over her mouth.

“I removed it at my hand fasting. But you see, he’s been cursed quite a few years. The body develops bad habits. And well, it might take several years.”

“He was fine at the Fairie Queen’s court.”

“But she couldn’t lift it, could she? He said he’d been there several years but not aged any, but when he returned here everything returned to normal, including the curse and how his body handled it.” Alicia took a little bit of pleasure in knowing how strong her curses were. Even the Faerie couldn’t break it.

“So there’s nothing to be done.” Hermione’s heart sank.

“Oh, Hermione, please don’t ask.”

“Then there is something?”

Alicia pressed her lips together.

“Please Alicia. If there is something, do it for me?”

Alicia looked at Hermione. She had been her favorite student. “Just put your hands over Remus’ eyes. It’s not going to be pretty.” She leaned over the sink and rinsed the tears from her face.

“Oh, here, let me!” Hermione put a glamour onto Alicia’s face. All trace of tears disappeared. “Come on now, a smile for your husband out there.”

“After I do what I’m about to, I don’t think anyone will be smiling.” Still she pasted a false little grin on her face.

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“So, the returning feast is tomorrow night.” Lupin was hoping that the girls would be done with their chat soon because his small talk was running out when he saw Hermione and his wife emerge from the dark corridor that led to the restrooms.

There was something very awkward in his wife’s gait. One would almost think she had been put under Imperio. And Hermione also had a very odd look about her. Lupin wondered what had gone on.

Hermione went behind Lupin’s seat and put her hands around his eyes. “No peeking,” she whispered in his ear.

Snape was about to ask what was she doing, in Merlin’s name, when Alicia plunked herself down on his lap and locked her lips onto his mouth. He felt on her her arms snake around his neck while the other hand traveled down to his—Oh gods, crotch! The kiss continued and when Severus opened his mouth to protest her tongue went into his mouth.

Time seemed to stand still as Severus found himself going from complete revulsion to total arousal. It was as if a circuit of energy from his mouth to his penis had been made and he felt a white hot heat mix with tingling, blue cold. His hands ignored the cries for help from his brain as they went around the Witch’s body, pulling her close. He became lost in the exhilarating sensations coursing through his . T. Then she was up and gone from him.

Severus stared dumbfounded at Alicia as she took her seat next to her husband and Hermione removed her hands from Remus’ eyes.

“What the hell just went on?” asked Lupin trying not to laugh at the expression on Snape’s face.

“Oh, I just wanted to make one of my former students a very happy Witch,” Alicia replied, furiously blushing.

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“Severus,” complained Hermione, “enough of the toe sucking.”

“But, Hermione, I thought.”

“You are avoiding it.”

Snape brought his body up close to Hermione. “I just wanted to prepare you.”

“I am.” She took his hand and placed it between her legs. “I am soaking the bed with desire.”

Snape had a bizarre desire to giggle. Yes, she was ready, for him! With every day, every minute that he spent by her side he felt it more and more. Perhaps Lupin was right! This was love, and he never had experienced such emotions before. They were heady, giddy feelings. He crushed his mouth against hers and got in position to enter her. His hardness eased through her outer folds and he was in. Snape stopped and waited for the orgasm. It didn’t happen. Cautiously, he brought himself out. Still there was no orgasm, just pleasure, indescribable pleasure.

Hermione looked up into his face. “This is the first I’ve felt you inside me. It’s wonderful. Keep going.” She stroked his arms, which were tense with his holding up his weight over her.

He lowered his mouth over her neck and gave a gentle nip. She bucked her hips up, forcing him back into her. He laughed and continued to thrust in and out of her.

“I love you,” he said. And he wondered at how much those three words could encompass.

“I love you, too.” She noted that Severus suddenly seemed more like a teenager than the potions master she had grown up with.

He continued to enjoy his newly restored ability to make love and slowly plunged into her, savoring how tight she was and wet. Suddenly he wanted more.

“Get on top.” Without removing himself from her he rolled her over on him. “I need to watch you.”

Hermione felt a bit self-conscious but was willing. She semi-kneeled over him and brought herself up so that only the tip of his cock was in her. Then she impaled herself. She screamed with glee at the fullness of him being so deep inside of her.

Snape took in her elation and found himself doubly thrilled in her expression of lustful delight. He reached up and ed ged gently with her breasts, being careful not to hurt her with his caresses.

The lovemaking went on for most of the night. Hermione experienced orgasm after lazy orgasm. Finally Snape’s breathing became labored and he grasped her tightly as his body shuddered and he spent into her. She returned his embrace, knowing that this moment was very special for them both.

Eventually the aftershocks of his orgasm died down and he was able to focus on her. He stroked her face, “Goddess, my lovely Goddess,” he whispered to her.

Tears came to her eyes. She felt his love for her, in her body and in her heart.

Completely sated, bodies entwined, they fell asleep in a tangle of sheets.

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Trini had moved out, but the rest of the Weasley harem was ready and willing to carry on without her.

Ron came out of the shower wrapped in a towel around his trim waisHis His pale body was covered in fiery red hair and freckles. His stomach rippled in muscles. He smiled as he saw the bevy of naked women lounging on their bed.

“Weasley is our king,” shouted Faith.

“He saved the game,” hooted Hope.

“To the victor go the spoils! Hurrah,” shouted Babs as she popped open the bottle of Magical Forever Bubbling Bubbly.

Ron went hard. The girls went “oooooh”, “look”, and “he’s got a bludger, there” amid much giggling. Babs got up, breasts all giggling with laughter and snagged his towel, exposing his eight inches plus to the girls. Gertie joined Babs in pushing him to the bed.

“Let’s hear it for Ron, the best Keeper ever!” announced Grace. She leaned over him and began to tongue one of his nipples.

As if by signal, Sally and Charity both began kissing and nipping his ear and thigh, respectively. Babs poured some of the bubbly over her breasts and let the liquid dribble off of them into his mouth. Hope fingered Gertie, putting on a show for the man on the bed.

There was an “Alohomora” at the door, as Ron’s mother, Molly, found there was no answer to her knock. She heard the laughter coming from the bedroom. She noted enough female apparel draped around the living room’s furniture and floor to start a boutique. She grew red in the face. Her blood began to boil as she headed for the noise.

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“But this can’t be true!” Achlys cried out. “She had agreed to run for the position.” She bit her knuckles as if she was holding back her tears. The firelight flickered in the study, showing her at her best.

“My sweet breath of paradise!” he said, putting down his heavy crystal snifter, which was filled with expensive, aged brandy. “You shouldn’t upset yourself so.”

“He’s my baby. My only child,” she stated. “Oh, whatever shall I do”? That horrible Granger woman has seduced him.”

He crossed the room and gathered the pale, sylphlike Witch in his arms. “Achlys, it kills me to see you so. Please be happy. Tell your Corny what you want and I’ll move Heaven and Earth for you.”

She looked up at him out of her heavily glamored face. “Oh, I just want my son to be with the right woman.”

“Oh, is that all?” He nuzzled “W “Wouldn’t you like a diamond or a ruby necklace, my little nymph?”

“No, but Athens this time of year is lovely. I do so miss my homeland.” A sob wracked her lithe frame.

“Ah, then,” he smiled. “I think we can kill two birds with one stone.” His hand began to move down, stroking her tight, high breasts. He voice became thick with desire. “Achlys, marry me and you shall have everything your lovely heart ever desired.”

She kissed him softly and then allowed his tongue into her mouth. Her knee gently nudged his crotch. She noted with some satisfaction that he was hard for her. The kiss lasted long, hot moments before she broke away.

“Yes, my sweetest Corny, I shall marry you.”

He danced her around the room with joy filling his heart. He’d finally won her. After years of hard pursuit, in spite of his marriage, he was finally free and she had agreed to be his. Reverently he pushed the robes off her shoulders, revealing the top of her breasts. You’You’ve made me the happiest Wizard in the world,” he said as he began to lick the base of her throat.

Achlys moaned as she smiled. He had money, he had power and he was now a widower. What more could a Witch ask for?


A/N: Hugs and grateful thanks to my reviewers: Deb, MaddyRiddle, Bloodcult of Freud, DeblovesDragon, Spaz 141 and LittleBird.

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