Dirty deeds
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
39
Views:
25,117
Reviews:
384
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Currently Reading:
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a present for severus
17 January
Cold was indeed very bad the next day. Tosser couldn’t say anything, as we can’t run the risk of someone being ill whilst working on the potions. Could end up contaminating everything and instead of finding a cure for cancer we could end up killing everyone in a four-mile radius.
Fact that tosser would be within the four-mile radius tends to concentrate his mind a bit. Otherwise would be quite happy to risk someone else’s life.
I think the interviews went well. Refuse to think about which one I would prefer unless and until I get a job offer. This time next month I could beulouulously wealthy and able to support a husband in the style to which he could become accustomed. Could keep him at home as a pet.
Oddly enough I think Severus actually likes teaching, and I think all that energy he puts into sex comes from all the aggravation he has been storing up all week. If you took him away from Hogwarts he would lose that dangerous edge, and lets face it, the dangerous edge is what makes him so superbly shaggable.
Find idea of him sitting through staff meeting trying to keep his mind on his job when he is thinking of what his other present could be amusing.
Decide to send him a letter to keep him warm in the cold dungeons tonight. The poor owl could barely carry the penseive but I think he will enjoy the contents. Have put in all the memories of all the particularly exciting times we have had together.
Dear Severus,
I do hope that you enjoyed the staff meeting. I expect you and Minerva bicker away and nothing ever gets done, and doubtless you think it is all her fault.
I look to have secured at least one job today, so I am in the mood to celebrate.
I have decided that you can have one of your presents early.
Love,
Hermione.
Cold was indeed very bad the next day. Tosser couldn’t say anything, as we can’t run the risk of someone being ill whilst working on the potions. Could end up contaminating everything and instead of finding a cure for cancer we could end up killing everyone in a four-mile radius.
Fact that tosser would be within the four-mile radius tends to concentrate his mind a bit. Otherwise would be quite happy to risk someone else’s life.
I think the interviews went well. Refuse to think about which one I would prefer unless and until I get a job offer. This time next month I could beulouulously wealthy and able to support a husband in the style to which he could become accustomed. Could keep him at home as a pet.
Oddly enough I think Severus actually likes teaching, and I think all that energy he puts into sex comes from all the aggravation he has been storing up all week. If you took him away from Hogwarts he would lose that dangerous edge, and lets face it, the dangerous edge is what makes him so superbly shaggable.
Find idea of him sitting through staff meeting trying to keep his mind on his job when he is thinking of what his other present could be amusing.
Decide to send him a letter to keep him warm in the cold dungeons tonight. The poor owl could barely carry the penseive but I think he will enjoy the contents. Have put in all the memories of all the particularly exciting times we have had together.
Dear Severus,
I do hope that you enjoyed the staff meeting. I expect you and Minerva bicker away and nothing ever gets done, and doubtless you think it is all her fault.
I look to have secured at least one job today, so I am in the mood to celebrate.
I have decided that you can have one of your presents early.
Love,
Hermione.