The Mudblood And The Werewolf
Payback Is A Witch
xmlns="http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40">
Chapter 23: Payback Is A Witch
Severus
mauled over everything that had happened when he had saved Lavender’s life. He
had hated the idea that he had been so sharp with Ginny, but he hadn’t been in a
mood to talk to her. He didn’t think that he could bare the picture of Lavender
finding out that her husband had done something to keep her from getting rid of
the child. He knew that soon she would be waking up and then the horror would
start all over again for her. He also feared that the Gryffindors would turn on
her the moment they found out who her husband was and that she was having his
child.
He took one last long drink of his tea and then left,
heading back to the castle.
When
he arrived he heard the sound of his brother-in-law yelling at his wife. He
seem to do that a lot lately and he could almost feel her pain. He hated it
that Ron thought he was better then Ginny. He decided to pretend that he hadn’t
heard as he headed down to his office. It was time to give some payback.
He
found his old potions book and started to flip through the pages. He had
invented several nasty spells that he use when he had been a student. It was
time to give Ron a little taste of the past. He grinned and then left.
“Unicorn
Heart!” he told the painting of the Headless Horsemen.
It opened to let him in.
He
looked around to make sure that Ron’s wife wasn’t around and then he gathered
up Ron’s things, and shrunk them. He then hurried out, snickering as he did.
When then went to the Owlery and wrote a little note to Ron, making sure that
he didn’t use his usual hand. He then gave it to the owl that flew off. He then
duplicated the same note, but for all the Hogwarts students. He then gave it to
all the owls and they joined the one that had disappeared.
He
hurried out of the castle and unshrinking his things he threw all his clothes
in a tree, making sure the tree was bare, and changing his underwear into
little pink boxers with silver unicorns that said ‘I belong to Ron Weasley.’ He
then hurried off to see what Ron would do.
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
The
owl delivered the note to Ron, who was sitting at the Gryffindor table. He tore
it open and read:
Hello Ron,
I
think that you really need to visit the only tree that’s bare of leaves. I’ve
got a lovely surprise for you.
Sincerely,
The Man With No Face.
Soon
all the other owls appeared, delivering the same note. Everyone hurried out to
see what the note was even talking about. Everyone found the tree the note
talked about and Ron went from pink to red when he saw that it was his clothes
that were in the tree.
“Weasley
wears pink boxers!” Draco Malfoy taunted. “Oooh how girly!”
Harry was laughing his head off and so was everyone
else.
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Severus
was in a meeting with the rest of the staff to talk about how Ron’s clothes had
gotten out of his quarters. The entire staff thought it was a laugh that
someone had pranked Ron.
Flitwick, grinning.
“Ya, it
reminds me of what James had done to Malfoy,” McGonagall said.
Dumbledore looked at Severus, but Severus turned away.
He was plotting his next round of revenge.
Severus
headed back to his office and pulled out a canary cream that he had taken from
a Hufflepuff second year and went down to the kitchens. He pulled Dobby to the
side and told him what Ron was doing to his wife. Dobby didn’t like Ginny being
made fun of and told Severus that he would be more then happy to make the
tricked sweet pop up during lunch. He then used Hedwig to deliver Ron a trick
message, one that would insure that he got taunted.
He then headed off to lunch. He knew this was going to
be one interesting lunch.
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
get my clothes down,” Ron said, as he entered the Great Hall with Harry. “I
missed the entire morning of classes.”
“Hay, what
about me,” Harry said. “You made me miss Defense Against the Dark Arts.”
They both sat down and that’s when Hedwig appeared,
dropping a howler in-front of Ron.
But he opened it and it burst out.
IN SEXY WITCH. THIS MAGAZINE HAS TIPS ON HOW TO PREFORM FOR THE LADY. YOUR
ISSUE WILL BE ARRIVING SOON.”
The
entire hall burst out laughing, Severus snorted into his pumpkin juice, going
red. He was glad that he was the only Professor there. And then the little
package popped up next to his plate. He saw Ron grabbing it, ripping it open,
and then eat it. He had jinxed it to have the opposite effect that it normally
would have. Ron’s clothes disappeared, making everyone laugh even harder.
“Mr.
Weasley, put some clothes on,” said the angry voice of Professor McGonagall.
Ron ran out.
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Severus
finished his lunch and headed for his classroom. Everything was working out the
way he wanted. Soon Ron would get the message that he had made someone mad.
Suddenly he stopped. He had another idea that would be sweet payback.
He
hurried back to the Weasley quarters and saying the password, he entered. He
knew that Ron would be in lessons so he walked into the bathroom and waving his
wand he jinxed Ron’s shampoo. He then hurried and left. Oh tonight would be
funny.
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
“I’m telling
you that Harry is turning into a slave driver,” Ron told one of the Gryffindor
beaters. “I’m soiled and my hair is dirty.”
“Well you
won’t be saying that if we beat Slytherin,” he said.
“I know, but this
day hasn’t been my day,” Ron said. “First my clothes were put up the tree, then
I get that howler, and then my clothes get removed. I think George is around
here somewhere.”
“Well I see
you at dinner.”
And he was gone.
Ron
entered his quarters and went right for the shower. He took the jinxed shampoo
and washed his hair. As he stepped out, he looked at himself in the mirror and
let out a horrible scream. He no longer had red hair he had flashy hair.
“GEORGE!”
Ron screamed.
Severus,
who was waiting outside just to get a look at him, snickered. He watched in the
shadows as Ron left and then decided to prank him again. He changed into his
Animagis form. A huge spider.
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Severus
emerged from the shadow, now larger then before. He clicked his pincers in a
menacing fashion. Suddenly Ron stopped and turned around. He let out a horrible
scream and bolted down the corridor, Severus following behind him.
“HELP ME,
SPIDER!” he bellowed.
Severus cornered him and Ron fainted.
Severus
chuckled to himself as he did a little charm to make his mattress lighter then
air. He then floated Ron with it and managing to keep anyone from seeing what
he was doing, he took both Ron and mattress outside. He then placed Ron on it
and let the mattress float across the lake.
“Nighty
night,” he said, snickering as he left Ron there.
Note: I hope you found this chapter funny, I did. Next
chapter: Ron wakes up and Voldemort finds out that Lavender is gone.