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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
30
Views:
3,469
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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April 26, 1998
Journal of Draco Malfoy
April 26, 1998
I\'m far too busy with revisions to properly update, but I couldn\'t resist noting a few things. First of all, the Weaslette is expecting! I was as shocked as anyone to find out that it wasn\'t one of her brothers that had impregnated her. Actually, not even she is sure whom this child belongs to. If there were even a slim chance it was mine I\'d force her to abort the maggot. Fortunately for me, I have better taste than that. They think it is probably Finnigan\'s, but that\'s probably just wishful thinking since he was murdered while we were all in Hogsmeade last weekend.
That will teach you to stand so close to the Golden Boy. Hah!
I think all wayward witches should be sent home so as not to befoul our educations with their distracting bulging bellies. Particularly when they\'ve had the poor taste to copulate with halfbloods. Honestly, are contraceptive spells that difficult to remember? I\'d suggest an aborificant potion, but that would necessitate me talking to the broody bunch, which I don\'t care to do.
Bullstrode and Bones are dating. At least lesbians have the good sense not to procreate. Those children would be hideous if they could, though. Fat, too. Even if they made some manner of miraculous potion that made female-to-female reproduction possible, I\'m sure Bullstrode has enough sense not to get pregnant while at school. Loathsome Gryffindors.
I also hear that Queerhead and Lovegood are having relationship troubles (I wonder why), which just goes to show you that family names are not necessarily indicative of personality. I hope they both go up in a spasm of green light.
Severus finally relented on the knickers, which is good. I\'d taken to going without pants at all, which was causing no end to chafing. To celebrate, I let Parvati suck me. Or maybe it was Padma. Who knows with twins? They could\'ve been trading off for all I care.
Orgasm denial is Severus\' new fetish. Well guess what, cockboggart? I don\'t need you to have an orgasm.
April 26, 1998
I\'m far too busy with revisions to properly update, but I couldn\'t resist noting a few things. First of all, the Weaslette is expecting! I was as shocked as anyone to find out that it wasn\'t one of her brothers that had impregnated her. Actually, not even she is sure whom this child belongs to. If there were even a slim chance it was mine I\'d force her to abort the maggot. Fortunately for me, I have better taste than that. They think it is probably Finnigan\'s, but that\'s probably just wishful thinking since he was murdered while we were all in Hogsmeade last weekend.
That will teach you to stand so close to the Golden Boy. Hah!
I think all wayward witches should be sent home so as not to befoul our educations with their distracting bulging bellies. Particularly when they\'ve had the poor taste to copulate with halfbloods. Honestly, are contraceptive spells that difficult to remember? I\'d suggest an aborificant potion, but that would necessitate me talking to the broody bunch, which I don\'t care to do.
Bullstrode and Bones are dating. At least lesbians have the good sense not to procreate. Those children would be hideous if they could, though. Fat, too. Even if they made some manner of miraculous potion that made female-to-female reproduction possible, I\'m sure Bullstrode has enough sense not to get pregnant while at school. Loathsome Gryffindors.
I also hear that Queerhead and Lovegood are having relationship troubles (I wonder why), which just goes to show you that family names are not necessarily indicative of personality. I hope they both go up in a spasm of green light.
Severus finally relented on the knickers, which is good. I\'d taken to going without pants at all, which was causing no end to chafing. To celebrate, I let Parvati suck me. Or maybe it was Padma. Who knows with twins? They could\'ve been trading off for all I care.
Orgasm denial is Severus\' new fetish. Well guess what, cockboggart? I don\'t need you to have an orgasm.