Dirty deeds
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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Adult ++
Chapters:
39
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25,116
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384
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is being slytherin a sexually transmitted disease?
16 January
Work continues to provide a certain quiet satisfaction. Tosser was nearly in tears today begging me to sort out the paperwork. Have never before realised the sheer joy in being nasty to people.
Wonder if being Slytherin a bit like the pox and sexually communicable as seem to have had radical personality change over the last few weeks. Have got in touch with inner sex goddess and done pervy things that would have made me faint last year; have got in touch with inner bitch and been stroppy; and now in touch with inner Macchiavelli and am plotting with the best of them. Worst of them. Whatever.
If there is this Slytherin prep school I imagine they get shipped off to as soon as they can toddle, I wonder if they do evening classes. Seems to me that all of us Gryffindors that were involved in saving the Wizarding World got precious little to show for it. Harry and Ron both have crappy little jobs at the Ministry, just like me. Though I suppose Slytherins haven’t done much better. Draco doesn’t have to work of course, but I can’t imagine that he would get a very warm welcome from anyone despite turning against Voldemort in his 7th year.
Seems to suggest that virtue is it’s own reward precisely because there won’t be any other rewards.
Make a note to self to talk to Lucius at the party about getting Severus the DADA job. Not going to ask for his help precisely, as suspect that would go down like a cup of cold sick with Severus, merely an indication as to whom I should nobble while the nobblings good. If there are any skeletons in the closets of the Hogwarts Governors he’ll know about it. Probably helped put some of them there in the first place.
Could be Severus’s wedding present.
Time dragged on a bit towards the end of the afternoon, so amused myself by reading through all the offers of interviews I had received. Narrowed my choice down to three. Fortunate that witch and therefore job location not determined by proximity to love of life or indeed present flat.
Arrange interviews for tomorrow, because oddly enough I can feel myself coming down with a nasty cold. Ahem ahem. And a cough.
Felt rather cheerful when arrived home. Mood improved by delivery of large bunch of flowers from Severus. Tiger lilies. Very nice and very unusual.
Dear Hermione,
I suppose that by letting you down in this way I do deserve to be punished. So does Albus, though not in the same way. At least not by you, although I am sure you have heard the rumours about him and Minerva. What a horrid vision that conjures up!
My imagination is working overtime as to what the other present could be.
Yours, in abject devotion,
Love,
Severus.
A/N - I think I do mean torrid you know, as in (4) hurried and rapid.
Work continues to provide a certain quiet satisfaction. Tosser was nearly in tears today begging me to sort out the paperwork. Have never before realised the sheer joy in being nasty to people.
Wonder if being Slytherin a bit like the pox and sexually communicable as seem to have had radical personality change over the last few weeks. Have got in touch with inner sex goddess and done pervy things that would have made me faint last year; have got in touch with inner bitch and been stroppy; and now in touch with inner Macchiavelli and am plotting with the best of them. Worst of them. Whatever.
If there is this Slytherin prep school I imagine they get shipped off to as soon as they can toddle, I wonder if they do evening classes. Seems to me that all of us Gryffindors that were involved in saving the Wizarding World got precious little to show for it. Harry and Ron both have crappy little jobs at the Ministry, just like me. Though I suppose Slytherins haven’t done much better. Draco doesn’t have to work of course, but I can’t imagine that he would get a very warm welcome from anyone despite turning against Voldemort in his 7th year.
Seems to suggest that virtue is it’s own reward precisely because there won’t be any other rewards.
Make a note to self to talk to Lucius at the party about getting Severus the DADA job. Not going to ask for his help precisely, as suspect that would go down like a cup of cold sick with Severus, merely an indication as to whom I should nobble while the nobblings good. If there are any skeletons in the closets of the Hogwarts Governors he’ll know about it. Probably helped put some of them there in the first place.
Could be Severus’s wedding present.
Time dragged on a bit towards the end of the afternoon, so amused myself by reading through all the offers of interviews I had received. Narrowed my choice down to three. Fortunate that witch and therefore job location not determined by proximity to love of life or indeed present flat.
Arrange interviews for tomorrow, because oddly enough I can feel myself coming down with a nasty cold. Ahem ahem. And a cough.
Felt rather cheerful when arrived home. Mood improved by delivery of large bunch of flowers from Severus. Tiger lilies. Very nice and very unusual.
Dear Hermione,
I suppose that by letting you down in this way I do deserve to be punished. So does Albus, though not in the same way. At least not by you, although I am sure you have heard the rumours about him and Minerva. What a horrid vision that conjures up!
My imagination is working overtime as to what the other present could be.
Yours, in abject devotion,
Love,
Severus.
A/N - I think I do mean torrid you know, as in (4) hurried and rapid.