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Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
36
Views:
6,369
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not or will ever own Harry Potter nor gain profit for this fanfiction. This is only for fun and all credit goes to J.K. Rowling and her amazing crew. I only have ownership of the plot and one character. That's it, enjoy
Chapter Twenty-One
Author's Note:
Don't you just love...love!
I surely do, especially for Severus...it's nice.
Alright, enough rambling for my part, enjoy!
I promise this story will end soon!
~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~
Chapter Twenty-One
(Luna-plicity)
Ginny couldn’t keep the smile from widen on her lips.
Today someone finally decided to put Snape out of his misery and send them the most amazing substitute they could ever ask for.
Who knew potions could be fun without the lingering cloud of despair floating around?
“I’m sure you guys are glad that Professor Snape is bedridden and unable to teach you, but don’t think you can win one over me.” Desdemona eyed every brave soul in the class before offering them a kind smile. “Now from what the professor told me, you guys are brewing Elixir to Induce Euphoria.” She turned her wand to the board as the ingredients appeared. “The ingredients are on the board, collect them and begin.”
After collecting the ingredients, she returned to her seat and handed Wormwood to
Luna, her partner.
The blond girl took it and began cutting it like the instructions said.
“Can you believe that Snape is gone?”
Luna shrugged, twirling the scalpel between her fingers. She thought the professor was find, scary, a bit mean, but nevertheless easy to get along with.
“I don’t like our substitute teacher though.”
Ginny paused on the grinding of the castor beans and looked at Luna in disbelief.
“She’s awesome! I mean, did you not taste her lemon squares before class begun?
Have Snape every brought us lemon squares, Luna?”
Luna did not sway; her translucent blue eyes stared at the professor who was assisting another sixth year. “She’s not…human.”
“Luna, she is human.”
Disagreeing, she used her scalpel to point out certain features she believed did not justify her humanity. “Look at her face, it’s impossible for someone like her to have flawless beauty.”
Ginny sighed and looked at what Luna was observing. “Luna, she’s only in her late twenties. Flawless skin doesn’t prove that someone isn’t human.”
Moving the scalpel down, her eyes narrowed. “If you notice, one breast is bigger than the other.”
What the hell? “Luna, one side of your body is bigger than the other, including breast size. Your right breast is bigger than your left.”
“Only because when I was thirteen, a Blibbering Humdinger came into my room and bit my left breast off.”
Ginny couldn’t believe she was listening to this girl. “A Blibbering Humdinger…really, Luna they don’t exist.”
“They do exist.”
“So if it bit your left breast off, tell me what that is?” Ginny pointed at the girl’s chest, which Luna looked down, her eyes widen in shock.
“I can’t believe it! Father was right, body parts do grow back magically!” She shouted, dropping the scalpel and groping her chest.
“You got to be kidding me, Luna body parts do not magically grow back.” She said, exhausted just by talking to Luna.
Why did she always partner up with the girl?
Tired of Ginny’s skepticism, she glared at the girl. “I knew it! You’re not human either!” She exclaimed, moving away from the red head.
How could she not see it all this time?
The Umgubular Slashkilters found their way into the school. Fudge must had send them in for revenge.
Ginny covered her face with her hands.
Why did she do this to herself?
She needed new friends.
Don't you just love...love!
I surely do, especially for Severus...it's nice.
Alright, enough rambling for my part, enjoy!
I promise this story will end soon!
~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~
Chapter Twenty-One
(Luna-plicity)
Ginny couldn’t keep the smile from widen on her lips.
Today someone finally decided to put Snape out of his misery and send them the most amazing substitute they could ever ask for.
Who knew potions could be fun without the lingering cloud of despair floating around?
“I’m sure you guys are glad that Professor Snape is bedridden and unable to teach you, but don’t think you can win one over me.” Desdemona eyed every brave soul in the class before offering them a kind smile. “Now from what the professor told me, you guys are brewing Elixir to Induce Euphoria.” She turned her wand to the board as the ingredients appeared. “The ingredients are on the board, collect them and begin.”
After collecting the ingredients, she returned to her seat and handed Wormwood to
Luna, her partner.
The blond girl took it and began cutting it like the instructions said.
“Can you believe that Snape is gone?”
Luna shrugged, twirling the scalpel between her fingers. She thought the professor was find, scary, a bit mean, but nevertheless easy to get along with.
“I don’t like our substitute teacher though.”
Ginny paused on the grinding of the castor beans and looked at Luna in disbelief.
“She’s awesome! I mean, did you not taste her lemon squares before class begun?
Have Snape every brought us lemon squares, Luna?”
Luna did not sway; her translucent blue eyes stared at the professor who was assisting another sixth year. “She’s not…human.”
“Luna, she is human.”
Disagreeing, she used her scalpel to point out certain features she believed did not justify her humanity. “Look at her face, it’s impossible for someone like her to have flawless beauty.”
Ginny sighed and looked at what Luna was observing. “Luna, she’s only in her late twenties. Flawless skin doesn’t prove that someone isn’t human.”
Moving the scalpel down, her eyes narrowed. “If you notice, one breast is bigger than the other.”
What the hell? “Luna, one side of your body is bigger than the other, including breast size. Your right breast is bigger than your left.”
“Only because when I was thirteen, a Blibbering Humdinger came into my room and bit my left breast off.”
Ginny couldn’t believe she was listening to this girl. “A Blibbering Humdinger…really, Luna they don’t exist.”
“They do exist.”
“So if it bit your left breast off, tell me what that is?” Ginny pointed at the girl’s chest, which Luna looked down, her eyes widen in shock.
“I can’t believe it! Father was right, body parts do grow back magically!” She shouted, dropping the scalpel and groping her chest.
“You got to be kidding me, Luna body parts do not magically grow back.” She said, exhausted just by talking to Luna.
Why did she always partner up with the girl?
Tired of Ginny’s skepticism, she glared at the girl. “I knew it! You’re not human either!” She exclaimed, moving away from the red head.
How could she not see it all this time?
The Umgubular Slashkilters found their way into the school. Fudge must had send them in for revenge.
Ginny covered her face with her hands.
Why did she do this to herself?
She needed new friends.