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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Lucius/Hermione
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Adult +
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28
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46,021
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237
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4
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Moonlight Snitch
CHAPTER 22: Moonlight Snitch
**click click click***
Hermione rolled over in the bed and tried to get comfortable again. It was difficult to sleep without her husband, but she knew he was around so it was a little easier.
**click click click***
Hermione opened her eyes and stared into the darkness. What in the world was that noise?
**click click click***
She sat up and looked towards the window where the sound was coming from. She hadn’t bothered pulling the drapes, they never did because there was no need to, no one lived close enough that they had to worry about privacy and the room was so large that any light coming inside wouldn’t reach the bed anyhow.
**click click click***
She shoved the covers away and crawled from the bed. She made her way slowly across the room towards the window. She jumped when she saw a large shadow fly past the window. What in the world? She turned the latch and pushed the window open slowly. The clicking sound she heard was a tiny gold snitch knocking against the glass.
She reached out and grabbed the little ball, wondering why it was clicking against her window. She looked out and saw the reason. If it were a living creature she could understand why it would be trying to get away from the idiots on brooms flying over the gardens.
“Hey! Your wife caught the snitch!” Severus yelled, pointing at the window.
“Then I win this round by default since she’s MY wife!” Lucius guided his broom up to the bedroom window and held his hand out for the snitch. “Thank you darling!”
“Not fair, this round is a draw.” Severus said as he sidled up next to Lucius and the two wizards, reeking of whiskey, hovered outside their bedroom window.
“What are you two doing at..” She glanced at the clock on the mantle. “…three o’clock in the morning.” She asked, slapping the snitch into Lucius’s palm.
“We’re playing Snitch n’ Shoot.” Lucius said. “We chase the snitch, whoever catches it, the other has to do two shots of fire whiskey.”
“From the smell of the two of you, and the fact that you are wobbling on your brooms, I would say you’ve been playing for a while, and neither of you is all that good as you seem equally pissed. Am I right?” She asked, only to be answered with Lucius’s drunken smile. “Severus, stop staring at me.”
“I like the nightie… wanna go for a ride on my broomstick?” He asked, his eyebrows waggling.
“If she rides anyone’s broomstick it will be mine you horny bat!” Lucius shoved Severus aside playfully, catching his arm before he could fall off of his broom.
“I won’t be riding anyone’s broomstick thank you, I don’t like to fly.” She snapped, crossing her arms over her breasts so Severus would quit staring at them.
“We don’t have to be flying….”
“What did I tell you about propositioning my wife?” Lucius groused. Severus just laughed.
“How did you get the snitch anyhow, you hate Quidditch if I recall correctly.” Severus reached for the window ledge to steady himself.
“My best friend is the greatest Seeker in Hogwarts history, and I did share a head dormitory with Draco who isn’t too bad himself. He used to think it was funny to set the snitch loose in my room then barricade the door, I had to learn how to catch it or all my things would get broken.”
“You taught him that! Remember when we set it loose in McGonagall’s room?” Severus asked Lucius who started laughing.
“Oh yeah! She had a big knot on her forehead when it bounced off the wall and clocked her!” The two idiots burst into fits of laughter.
“Great, I’m glad you can find such amusement at the expense of another person.”
“I’m sorry darling, should I come in and tuck you back into bed?” Lucius asked suggestively as he made to climb onto the window ledge.
“Can I help?” Severus asked.
“No! I don’t want either of you coming near my bed.” She put her hand out to stop Lucius before he fell off of the broom and hurt himself. “Just go back to your little game and try to keep the noise down to a dull roar.”
“Okay.” Lucius leaned inside the window and stole a quick kiss. “Goodnight, darling.”
Unfortunately Severus opted to do the same only his kiss wasn’t quite as quick and was decidedly more….wet.
“Severus, you criminal!” Hermione was laughing as she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. The dark wizard just laughed and ducked when Lucius reached out for him.
“I told you she’s mine you ass!” Severus took off like a shot with Lucius right behind him. Hermione shook her head and closed the window then made her way back to bed. She crawled onto the mattress, suddenly so exhausted she didn’t think she would get the covers pulled over her before she went to sleep. Severus’s visits were exhausting, not to mention the emotional drain of unrequited love.
Her eyes popped back open when she heard a loud crash followed by swearing.
“Damn it Lucius! When did you plant a whomping willow on the grounds?” Severus yelled, but the only reply was the loud, maniacal laughter of her husband.
“Men.” She muttered as she closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.
**click click click***
Hermione rolled over in the bed and tried to get comfortable again. It was difficult to sleep without her husband, but she knew he was around so it was a little easier.
**click click click***
Hermione opened her eyes and stared into the darkness. What in the world was that noise?
**click click click***
She sat up and looked towards the window where the sound was coming from. She hadn’t bothered pulling the drapes, they never did because there was no need to, no one lived close enough that they had to worry about privacy and the room was so large that any light coming inside wouldn’t reach the bed anyhow.
**click click click***
She shoved the covers away and crawled from the bed. She made her way slowly across the room towards the window. She jumped when she saw a large shadow fly past the window. What in the world? She turned the latch and pushed the window open slowly. The clicking sound she heard was a tiny gold snitch knocking against the glass.
She reached out and grabbed the little ball, wondering why it was clicking against her window. She looked out and saw the reason. If it were a living creature she could understand why it would be trying to get away from the idiots on brooms flying over the gardens.
“Hey! Your wife caught the snitch!” Severus yelled, pointing at the window.
“Then I win this round by default since she’s MY wife!” Lucius guided his broom up to the bedroom window and held his hand out for the snitch. “Thank you darling!”
“Not fair, this round is a draw.” Severus said as he sidled up next to Lucius and the two wizards, reeking of whiskey, hovered outside their bedroom window.
“What are you two doing at..” She glanced at the clock on the mantle. “…three o’clock in the morning.” She asked, slapping the snitch into Lucius’s palm.
“We’re playing Snitch n’ Shoot.” Lucius said. “We chase the snitch, whoever catches it, the other has to do two shots of fire whiskey.”
“From the smell of the two of you, and the fact that you are wobbling on your brooms, I would say you’ve been playing for a while, and neither of you is all that good as you seem equally pissed. Am I right?” She asked, only to be answered with Lucius’s drunken smile. “Severus, stop staring at me.”
“I like the nightie… wanna go for a ride on my broomstick?” He asked, his eyebrows waggling.
“If she rides anyone’s broomstick it will be mine you horny bat!” Lucius shoved Severus aside playfully, catching his arm before he could fall off of his broom.
“I won’t be riding anyone’s broomstick thank you, I don’t like to fly.” She snapped, crossing her arms over her breasts so Severus would quit staring at them.
“We don’t have to be flying….”
“What did I tell you about propositioning my wife?” Lucius groused. Severus just laughed.
“How did you get the snitch anyhow, you hate Quidditch if I recall correctly.” Severus reached for the window ledge to steady himself.
“My best friend is the greatest Seeker in Hogwarts history, and I did share a head dormitory with Draco who isn’t too bad himself. He used to think it was funny to set the snitch loose in my room then barricade the door, I had to learn how to catch it or all my things would get broken.”
“You taught him that! Remember when we set it loose in McGonagall’s room?” Severus asked Lucius who started laughing.
“Oh yeah! She had a big knot on her forehead when it bounced off the wall and clocked her!” The two idiots burst into fits of laughter.
“Great, I’m glad you can find such amusement at the expense of another person.”
“I’m sorry darling, should I come in and tuck you back into bed?” Lucius asked suggestively as he made to climb onto the window ledge.
“Can I help?” Severus asked.
“No! I don’t want either of you coming near my bed.” She put her hand out to stop Lucius before he fell off of the broom and hurt himself. “Just go back to your little game and try to keep the noise down to a dull roar.”
“Okay.” Lucius leaned inside the window and stole a quick kiss. “Goodnight, darling.”
Unfortunately Severus opted to do the same only his kiss wasn’t quite as quick and was decidedly more….wet.
“Severus, you criminal!” Hermione was laughing as she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. The dark wizard just laughed and ducked when Lucius reached out for him.
“I told you she’s mine you ass!” Severus took off like a shot with Lucius right behind him. Hermione shook her head and closed the window then made her way back to bed. She crawled onto the mattress, suddenly so exhausted she didn’t think she would get the covers pulled over her before she went to sleep. Severus’s visits were exhausting, not to mention the emotional drain of unrequited love.
Her eyes popped back open when she heard a loud crash followed by swearing.
“Damn it Lucius! When did you plant a whomping willow on the grounds?” Severus yelled, but the only reply was the loud, maniacal laughter of her husband.
“Men.” She muttered as she closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.