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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
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Adult ++
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31
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26,393
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172
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The Great Unknown
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Severus Snape lay flat on his back on a cot in the Hogwarts infirmary with a cold compress held to his forehead, and woefully lamented the fact that he would be unable to murder Lucius Malfoy in cold blood as he was so obviously entitled to; because the bastard was already dead.
Narcissa Malfoy sat at the edge of the cot and gently stroked Severus' hand; trying to calm him. The news had come as quite a shock to them both, but the dark haired man looked like he was still in a daze even now.
Eyes of the blackest midnight met her own startling blue, and Narcissa could practically feel the fury building slowly behind them.
The Lady Malfoy chewed her lip anxiously, and kept trying to soothe her lover.
She didn’t envy Lucius. From the seething look on Severus’ face, her late husband would be extremely lucky if he escaped with anything short of total annihilation.
From across the infirmary they both heard a loud shriek. “What the fuck do you mean, you don’t know?!” Draco Malfoy Potter was nearly in as much of a frenzy as his Godfather. “YOU. DON’T. KNOW?!”
Poppy Pomfrey had never been one to be intimidated, and she wasn’t about to let a screaming Malfoy get the better of her. She crossed her arms over her chest, and gave Draco a withering look.
“As I explained to both you and your husband when we last conversed, this pregnancy is unlike any other I can find on record.” Poppy pursed her lips. “So no. I do not know if it is possible that you might change in the middle of having intercourse as a female.”
Draco goggled at her. “And you didn’t feel a need to mention that particular small fact?”
“Lets me see now....” Poppy looked thoughtful. “The last time we spoke I believe that your words to me were, and I quote; “I don’t care if Merlin himself shows up on the front lawn of Hogwarts with a wheel barrow full of Duff proof prophylactics while Harry gives me a lap dance in a plasma flavored G-string, he is still not going to get laid any time this century.”
Draco flushed. Now that she mentioned it, he did vaguely recall saying something along those lines.
Poppy lifted an eyebrow. “What changed your mind?”
“W-Well...” Draco stuttered. The truth was that it was those damn tits! He had managed to get himself so worked up playing with them that he had been ready to hump Harry’s leg when his husband finally showed up. “Ummmmm.... Your intellectual evaluation of the situation, as well as the documentation you provided finally convinced me that it might be safe.”
Poppy smiled knowingly. “Got horny huh?”
Draco nodded yes miserably, while Harry blushed beet red.
“Luckily for you gentlemen...” Poppy smirked. “Now that were being honest, this is a problem that is easily taken care of.”
Harry, who had been fairly certain that he was about to delegated to celibacy status once again looked up hopefully.
“As I explained to you before Mr. Malfoy Potter,” The nurse rummaged in her medicine cabinet. “it’s the overabundance of hormones that are causing you to change so early.” Abruptly she turned back to them, triumphantly holding a vial of a vermillion colored potion. She handed it to Draco with a smile. “One teaspoon a day until further notice. You’ll have to stop taking it in your ninth month of course, but until then it will keep your hormones balanced; and you in a male body until the female one is truly needed.”
Both of the young vampires smiled at her gratefully.
A loud crash from the other side of the room caught their attention. They turned just in time to see a furious Severus Snape stride purposefully out of the infirmary with a pleading Narcissa Malfoy hot on his tail.
Poppy sighed. It seemed as though as soon as she got one Malfoy calamity under control, another popped up to take its place.
Draco Malfoy Potter scowled at his Godfathers retreating back. He had no idea how Severus might have ended up knocked up, but he was fairly certain it hadn’t been his mother that did it. That meant that Severus had to be cheating on her!
It only took a moment for Draco to work himself into a full fledged snit on his mothers behalf. How dare that pompous arse cheat on his mother?!
Draco stomped out of the infirmary after the unhappy couple, leaving Harry standing there to gawp after him.
Madame Pomfrey and Harry Potter Malfoy just stared at one another for a long moment, then Harry gave a long suffering sigh and dashed out of the infirmary in pursuit of his short-tempered mate.
Poppy shook her head. One thing was sure. Life was never going to be boring for Harry while he was married to a Malfoy.
tbc...
Severus Snape lay flat on his back on a cot in the Hogwarts infirmary with a cold compress held to his forehead, and woefully lamented the fact that he would be unable to murder Lucius Malfoy in cold blood as he was so obviously entitled to; because the bastard was already dead.
Narcissa Malfoy sat at the edge of the cot and gently stroked Severus' hand; trying to calm him. The news had come as quite a shock to them both, but the dark haired man looked like he was still in a daze even now.
Eyes of the blackest midnight met her own startling blue, and Narcissa could practically feel the fury building slowly behind them.
The Lady Malfoy chewed her lip anxiously, and kept trying to soothe her lover.
She didn’t envy Lucius. From the seething look on Severus’ face, her late husband would be extremely lucky if he escaped with anything short of total annihilation.
From across the infirmary they both heard a loud shriek. “What the fuck do you mean, you don’t know?!” Draco Malfoy Potter was nearly in as much of a frenzy as his Godfather. “YOU. DON’T. KNOW?!”
Poppy Pomfrey had never been one to be intimidated, and she wasn’t about to let a screaming Malfoy get the better of her. She crossed her arms over her chest, and gave Draco a withering look.
“As I explained to both you and your husband when we last conversed, this pregnancy is unlike any other I can find on record.” Poppy pursed her lips. “So no. I do not know if it is possible that you might change in the middle of having intercourse as a female.”
Draco goggled at her. “And you didn’t feel a need to mention that particular small fact?”
“Lets me see now....” Poppy looked thoughtful. “The last time we spoke I believe that your words to me were, and I quote; “I don’t care if Merlin himself shows up on the front lawn of Hogwarts with a wheel barrow full of Duff proof prophylactics while Harry gives me a lap dance in a plasma flavored G-string, he is still not going to get laid any time this century.”
Draco flushed. Now that she mentioned it, he did vaguely recall saying something along those lines.
Poppy lifted an eyebrow. “What changed your mind?”
“W-Well...” Draco stuttered. The truth was that it was those damn tits! He had managed to get himself so worked up playing with them that he had been ready to hump Harry’s leg when his husband finally showed up. “Ummmmm.... Your intellectual evaluation of the situation, as well as the documentation you provided finally convinced me that it might be safe.”
Poppy smiled knowingly. “Got horny huh?”
Draco nodded yes miserably, while Harry blushed beet red.
“Luckily for you gentlemen...” Poppy smirked. “Now that were being honest, this is a problem that is easily taken care of.”
Harry, who had been fairly certain that he was about to delegated to celibacy status once again looked up hopefully.
“As I explained to you before Mr. Malfoy Potter,” The nurse rummaged in her medicine cabinet. “it’s the overabundance of hormones that are causing you to change so early.” Abruptly she turned back to them, triumphantly holding a vial of a vermillion colored potion. She handed it to Draco with a smile. “One teaspoon a day until further notice. You’ll have to stop taking it in your ninth month of course, but until then it will keep your hormones balanced; and you in a male body until the female one is truly needed.”
Both of the young vampires smiled at her gratefully.
A loud crash from the other side of the room caught their attention. They turned just in time to see a furious Severus Snape stride purposefully out of the infirmary with a pleading Narcissa Malfoy hot on his tail.
Poppy sighed. It seemed as though as soon as she got one Malfoy calamity under control, another popped up to take its place.
Draco Malfoy Potter scowled at his Godfathers retreating back. He had no idea how Severus might have ended up knocked up, but he was fairly certain it hadn’t been his mother that did it. That meant that Severus had to be cheating on her!
It only took a moment for Draco to work himself into a full fledged snit on his mothers behalf. How dare that pompous arse cheat on his mother?!
Draco stomped out of the infirmary after the unhappy couple, leaving Harry standing there to gawp after him.
Madame Pomfrey and Harry Potter Malfoy just stared at one another for a long moment, then Harry gave a long suffering sigh and dashed out of the infirmary in pursuit of his short-tempered mate.
Poppy shook her head. One thing was sure. Life was never going to be boring for Harry while he was married to a Malfoy.
tbc...