Dirty deeds
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
39
Views:
25,111
Reviews:
384
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12 january
12 January
Packed Severus off to Hogwarts this morning. Getting harder to do every time. For both of us I think. Marriage in the bag would say, just a question of getting him to think it was his idea all along. Advanced handling of the male psyche that. Why does no one ever write a book about that. You see all these self help guides on how to reach your full potential, and lots of sex guides which are unfortunately silent on the inadvisability of taking up with red-heads with small dicks. And the uses of bags of frozen peas.
Never mind Wicked Ways for Wanton Witches, how about Mind control without Imperio – how to get what you want, when you want and how you want without whining.
Packed him off with kiss on the cheek and a have a nice day at the office dear. Unfortunately doubt he is sufficiently well-versed with muggle culture to realise what hint I am dropping.
Oh well, was back to grindstone. Hate work. Hahe the tossers I work with. Beginning to think that poisoning boss was a serious possibility and have been calculating in own mind which one to use. Don’t think there is a jury in worlworld that wouldn’t think it was self-defence either. Still, important not to write anything down. Oops shouldn’t have put it in diary, but the security charms on this are so well, secure, that no one could break them.
Knowing men as I do, I have used Poe’s maxim and hidden it in plain sighte whe whole diary appears to be easy to open. When I was going out with Ron he would be greeted with pages and pages of information on work. Have had to change it with Severus as he would be interested and would notice that it was the same four pages repeating over and over. For him have written pages of gushing information about how wonderful he is. Would expect him to get bored after a couple of pages at least, or be overcome by desire to reciprocate – pbly bly on the physical plane. Or sofa as it is otherwise called.
Wonder if ought to change it again to say something about marriage. Just the sort of Slytherin thing he would do – check in diary to see if had said anything about it before asking. Hmmm. Worth doing just in case.
Letter to Severus
Dear Severus,
Or shall I call you my little fluffy bunniekins, now that we are officially ‘in love’?
I can just imagine your face when you read that. It should allow you to threaten your charges so much more effectively.
Work dull, colleagues dull, life dull without you. Strongly tempted to move in with Hagrid so I can camp out on your doop anp and pine properly. To be properly romantic I suppose I ought to go into a decline and wear white dressed.
I have now replied to Lucius’s ‘kind invitation’ and said we will both be there. Till Friday,
Love,
Hermione
Packed Severus off to Hogwarts this morning. Getting harder to do every time. For both of us I think. Marriage in the bag would say, just a question of getting him to think it was his idea all along. Advanced handling of the male psyche that. Why does no one ever write a book about that. You see all these self help guides on how to reach your full potential, and lots of sex guides which are unfortunately silent on the inadvisability of taking up with red-heads with small dicks. And the uses of bags of frozen peas.
Never mind Wicked Ways for Wanton Witches, how about Mind control without Imperio – how to get what you want, when you want and how you want without whining.
Packed him off with kiss on the cheek and a have a nice day at the office dear. Unfortunately doubt he is sufficiently well-versed with muggle culture to realise what hint I am dropping.
Oh well, was back to grindstone. Hate work. Hahe the tossers I work with. Beginning to think that poisoning boss was a serious possibility and have been calculating in own mind which one to use. Don’t think there is a jury in worlworld that wouldn’t think it was self-defence either. Still, important not to write anything down. Oops shouldn’t have put it in diary, but the security charms on this are so well, secure, that no one could break them.
Knowing men as I do, I have used Poe’s maxim and hidden it in plain sighte whe whole diary appears to be easy to open. When I was going out with Ron he would be greeted with pages and pages of information on work. Have had to change it with Severus as he would be interested and would notice that it was the same four pages repeating over and over. For him have written pages of gushing information about how wonderful he is. Would expect him to get bored after a couple of pages at least, or be overcome by desire to reciprocate – pbly bly on the physical plane. Or sofa as it is otherwise called.
Wonder if ought to change it again to say something about marriage. Just the sort of Slytherin thing he would do – check in diary to see if had said anything about it before asking. Hmmm. Worth doing just in case.
Letter to Severus
Dear Severus,
Or shall I call you my little fluffy bunniekins, now that we are officially ‘in love’?
I can just imagine your face when you read that. It should allow you to threaten your charges so much more effectively.
Work dull, colleagues dull, life dull without you. Strongly tempted to move in with Hagrid so I can camp out on your doop anp and pine properly. To be properly romantic I suppose I ought to go into a decline and wear white dressed.
I have now replied to Lucius’s ‘kind invitation’ and said we will both be there. Till Friday,
Love,
Hermione