Fun With Math

Epilogue (otherwise known as chapter 2 cuz my hands hurt too much to type it with the rest of the story .)

Severus winced and Draco groaned as Harry screamed and clutched their hands in pain, nearly breaking them as he bore down on the next contraction. Harry had been horrified when he had been informed that he would have to deliver the babies the same way they had been conceived: anally. Now, here he was desperately attempting to birth his children while violently cursing the men who had gotten him into this position.

"If you ever try to even come NEAR me again, I'll hex your dicks off! One of YOU is carrying the next one!"

Then would come the crying.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! Please don't leave me! I love both of you."

Then before either man could assure him they weren't going anywhere, he would begin cursing them again. He would really be cursing them to the depths of hell if he knew who was waiting outside.

Five exhausting hours later, the first baby made an appearance. Healer Logan held the baby up for the proud, happy fathers to see a full head of inky black hair and deep onyx eyes. Severus' breath hitched as he realized this was his child.

"Its a boy!"

She handed the small baby off to Madam Pomphrey, who had floo'd over to assist with the birth. Harry felt another contraction and bore down, hard. Moments later, Healer Logan held up the baby to show them the nearly white-blonde hair and dazzling grey speckled emerald eyes.

"Its a girl!"

Draco nearly fainted when he heard those words. He still had the shocked look on his face ten minutes later when Harry looked at him after being made comfortable.

"Draco? Love, what is it?"

Draco slowly shook himself and turned to Harry.

"Love, you've done the impossible, yet again!"

Harry frowned in confusion.

"What do you mean?"

Draco chuckled, "There has never, in the history of the Malfoy name, been a female born with the name Malfoy. Before now, all Malfoy ladies were married into the family."

Harry gaped at him before turning when he heard the door open. His face paled when he saw Hermione striding across the room.

"Harry James Potter! How dare you never write to me!" Then, surprisingly, she hugged him. "I missed you, Little Brother."

Harry broke down sobbing and began to apologize profusely.

"Its ok, Harry. I get it. Just dont cut me out next time, ok?"

Harry nodded and wiped his eyes.

"So, what are you guys naming them?"

Harry grinned and motioned to his son. "This is Amantius Aquila Lucius Potter-Snape. And this little beauty," He motioned toward his daughter, "is Aurelia Delphini Eileen Potter-Malfoy."

Hermione cooed at the babies for a bit before saying her goodbyes. As the family settled in for the night, Harry couldn't help but smile as he thought of all the joy they would experience in the years to come.