The Nargles In the Air

The Nargles in the Air



A Harry Potter fic by Andrew J. Talon



Edited by The_EroSennin



Disclaimer: Harry Potter is the property of J. K. Rowling, Warner Brothers and others who are not me. I am not writing this for profit.



Author’s Note: I suggest you have Bohemian Rhapsody playing when you reach page 3. You’ll find out why.



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‘Bezoars work well on almost any poison; however, activated carbon (or charcoal) works even better. Muggles get something right (for once). Increasing porosity is the key...’



"Hello Harry."



Harry started a bit and looked up from the Half-Blood Prince\'s textbook. Seeing it was his girlfriend, he smiled up at her and motioned for her to sit next to him at his table in the library.



"Hello Luna," he returned. Luna sat down next to him with a smile, and looked curiously at the cover of his textbook.



"Studying?"



"Uh, yeah," Harry admitted. "It\'s an older textbook... Lots of useful notes."



Luna nodded. "I like books that have notes added to them. It makes them feel more alive, without actually being that way."



Harry nodded with a smile. "Yeah... Feeling alive is a lot better than really being alive... Or close enough to it, anyway."



"You\'re talking about Tom Riddle\'s journal, correct?" Luna asked. Harry blinked.



"How\'d you know?"



"Ginny told me about it. Of course, you might have been talking about another living book you\'ve encountered, so I wanted to be sure."



"Are there a lot of living books?" Harry asked curiously, feeling a bit like that wide-eyed first year again. Luna nodded, looking quite serious.



"Oh yes. They were all the rage once upon a time. Pet books, guard books, watch books, pointer books-But due to the large numbers of paper cuts inflicted by them, and the odd attempt to steal someone\'s soul, they were mostly destroyed or confined to the darkest dungeons known to wizard kind. However, a few living books still roam the wild." Luna produced her ever-present copy of The Quibbler, and opened the magazine to an article spread with a large book with fangs. "See? Father\'s been tracking some for months."



Harry stared for a few moments, and then chuckled. He wrapped his arm around Luna\'s shoulders and hugged her.



"Yeah... That\'s really great, Luna," he said. Luna smiled back and snuggled against him. Harry sighed and relaxed as he rested his cheek against hers. Both enjoyed the tranquil serenity, their companionship...



"What are you doing here?" Harry abruptly asked. Another girl might have been offended or upset, but Luna looked positively thrilled at the interruption.



"I have also been doing some research," she said. She rummaged around in her book satchel (a bright green one with moving squiggly lines running across it\'s surface, broken up by the occasional narwhal poking it\'s nose out between the lines) and produced a slim, black-bound book. Luna placed her copy of The Quibbler back into the satchel, before holding the book between them and opening it up. Harry stared at the title.



"The Kama Sutra? What\'s that, Luna?"



Luna smiled, though it had a slightly different tone than her others.



"It is a helpful guide for couples\' relationships," she replied. Harry frowned.



"Have I done something wrong?"



"Oh no, nothing of that sort, Harry," Luna replied. "This book was written to improve things between lovers." Luna flipped through a few pages and settled on one with a picture. Harry\'s cheeks turned red as soon as he saw it.



"Uh... Luna... Are they-?"



"Having sex? Yes Harry, they are," Luna confirmed. She turned the page, another position shown. Harry\'s awareness began to narrow, from encompassing the surrounding area to focusing mainly on the facts that Luna\'s breast was pressed against the side of his chest, her scent, and his arm was wrapped around her shoulders. She turned the page again, this time showing a woman kneeling before a man and taking his penis into her mouth. Harry licked his lips, and felt Luna\'s cheeks warm.



"I think I\'d like to try this, if you don\'t mind?" Luna asked. Harry shook his head rapidly.



"N-Not at all, no," he whispered. He tugged at his tie-It suddenly felt very warm in here. Luna smiled, and turned her head to kiss Harry sweetly.



"Mmm..."



Harry was a bit surprised at her tongue pressing against his lips, but instinct opened them up and soon their tongues were wrestling sloppily, their body temperatures rising. He began to grow hard as Luna\'s arms wrapped around his waist and she pressed herself up against him. His other arm went around her waist, and he pulled her into his lap so they could more comfortably snog. Feeling his hardon through his pants, Luna moaned softly and dryhumped him a few times, before abruptly breaking the kiss.



"Haa... Haa..." Harry smiled at her. She smiled back. "So, uh... Room then?" He asked. Luna shook her head. Harry blinked.



"Er... Closet?"



Again, Luna shook her head. She pushed Harry\'s chair back a few inches, and then sank down underneath the table. Harry\'s eyes widened... And once again, the libido took over. The scenario screamed for decisive action, and he took it-Scooting up underneath the table just enough to conceal her from anyone watching, but not enough he couldn\'t see what she was doing.



Luna\'s small hands reached up and undid his belt buckle. The button for his trousers was next, and Harry took a deep breath in anticipate of his zipper. He was pleasantly surprised when instead of using her hands, she sat up on her knees, took the zipper between her white teeth, and pulled it down that way.



"Uhhh..." He let out a little groan, and his pulse seemed to be pounding in his dick. Luna\'s hands reached into his boxers, and pulled out his cock and balls. She looked up at him, cheeks bright red as her full, blue lips parted. Her tongue poked out, and very gently, she gave the tip of his penis a lick.



"Uh," Harry grunted. Luna picked up the Kama Sutra, looked over a few relevant pages, and then took hold of his cock around the base. She began to stroke him slowly, up and down, adding a little lick every two cycles.



"How is this?" She asked quietly. Harry tried to come up with something to say, but another lick of hers robbed him of his ability to form complete sentences.



"Good. Luna. Good," he mumbled. Luna smiled, her breathing picking up a bit.



"Good... Better?" She opened her mouth, and engulfed his cock with a soft exhalation out her nostrils. Her tongue continued its work inside her hot mouth, and she very slowly moved her head further down his shaft.



"Ohh..." Harry trembled, his eyes closing for a moment as he felt more and more of his sensitive tool taken into her mouth. Her teeth were just barely putting pressure on his prick but it didn\'t hurt at all-Rather, it made it feel even better. Her tongue slathered all over the underside of his cock, which also felt incredible. And his cock kept disappearing into her mouth, deeper, deeper, and her blush grew darker...



"Ohh... L-Luna?" Harry managed, as Luna gurgled a bit. He felt his crown hit something, and he shuddered again, the sensation running through his body. "Ohh... G-God..."



"Mmm..." Luna pulled back with equal care, until only the tip of his cock was in her mouth. She glanced back at the Kama Sutra, flipping through a few more pages, before she repeated the process. Bobbing her head forward and back, her pouty lips locked in a tight seal around his pole, her tongue slathering and slithtering around him... If Harry had been standing, he would have fallen down due to their weakness.



"L-Luna... Luna... God..." Harry mumbled. He put his hands up on the table, gripping the edge as her blowjob became warmer, wetter, and sloppier. He didn\'t think it could get any better...



"Hmhmhmhmmmhmmm... Hmhmhmhmhmhm~..." Until Luna began to hum. It was a song, though Harry\'s libido-possessed brain couldn\'t make it out. Whatever it was, it was smooth and nice, like a ballad. Music had never been one of his big interests, but the part of his brain not concerned with "My girlfriend is giving me a blowjob in the school library" resolved to find out more about it. It felt unbelievably good.



"Harry?"



Harry\'s eyes snapped open. Luna\'s blowjob and song paused. Harry looked over, his gaze locking with Hermione\'s eyes. Hermione looked back at him and huffed disapprovingly.



"Daydreaming huh?" She asked.



"Uh..." Harry tried. Hermione sighed and sat across from him.



"You really should stop using that book. You know what happened last time," she said, pointing at the Half-Blood Prince\'s textbook. Harry\'s response was... Not particularly eloquent.



"Uhh..."



His libido still held the reins of power as his dick was still in Luna\'s mouth, and it simply wasn\'t prepared to deal with such complex things as books and conversation.



Hermione stared at him, and then scowled. "What? Why aren\'t you saying anything?"



"Uhhh..." Harry tried to think, he really did. Nothing was coming up.



"Look Harry, I just ask because I worry about you, all right? I mean, okay, I\'ve been busy with... Things but still, it\'s not... Well, you know..."



"Ron?" Harry managed. Hermione started, and growled.



"What about him?" She snorted. "I mean... Look, he\'s not... I don\'t like him. At all. I really don\'t."



Luna began to bob her head up and down again. Harry\'s eyes bugged out.



"Hermione...?"



"Well... It... Why are you looking at me like that? I don\'t. I don\'t. He\'s pigheaded and lazy and... And..." Hermione grumbled. "Well, I guess he\'s not... I mean... He showed interest in me... And he\'s not all bad... But honestly! He\'s gone off with some... Some... With Lavender of all people! She\'s braindead, vapid, and only thing she had going for her are her tits! It\'s maddening!"



‘So are you!’ Harry thought, as Luna\'s blowjob continued unabated. He was having trouble controlling his breathing as Hermione continued to rant.



"... And has all the sensitivity of a log!" Hermione concluded.



"So... Why do you like him?" Harry managed, curiosity managing to overthrow the libido for just a moment. Hermione paused, and thought about it.



"Well... I guess... He likes me," she offered.



"And...?"



"And... And..." Hermione frowned and sighed. "He\'s attractive... And not a bad person... But we honestly have nothing in common aside from... Well, you," she admitted. She thought about it some more. "And he\'s easy to nag into doing things for me."



"Y-Yeah," Harry mumbled. Luna’s hands had gone up to his neglected balls and were now gently squeezing them, knocking his IQ down by a good ten additional points. Hermione sighed.



"I guess I have some thinking to do... I just wanted to say though, that... Well... Despite everything, I am happy you and Luna are together. I think she\'s good for you."



"H-Huh?"



"Well, I was going to talk about it, and since I didn\'t tell you, I just wanted you to know I approve. She\'s... Well... Luna, but she\'s also... Luna," she said, for lack of anything else to say.



"Yes... Luna good," Harry said with his libido back in check. Hermione frowned, and looked to Harry\'s left at Luna\'s abandoned seat.



"Isn\'t that her bag? Is she here?"



Luna began to hum in earnest. It sounded like the same song, but now it had transitioned to an opera: A loud opera. Hermione\'s cheeks went bright red and her jaw dropped. Harry\'s eyes rolled back into his head as Luna quickly reached the climax of her performance, and so did he.



"Uhhh... G-God..." He felt like he was emptying gallons of semen into her mouth, all of which she happily swallowed. He looked down and watched her gulp down his last bursts, before releasing his member and happily licking it clean. A gasp pulled his head to the side-Hermione had gotten up, gone around the table and now saw the situation in its full glory. Harry felt his face go white as he froze.



"Hello Hermione," Luna said, licking her lips as she nonchalantly tucked Harry back into his boxers. "Sorry I didn\'t say hello when you arrived, but I was busy."



"... I uh... I... I see that," Hermione mumbled. "I um... I... Goodbye!" She turned and strode rapidly for the exit, her face dark red. Luna zipped Harry back up, and crawled out from under the table to retake the seat next to him. She smiled at her boyfriend and took his hand.



"How was that?" Luna asked.



"... B-Brilliant," Harry managed. Luna nodded.



"Did you like the song?"



"Song?" Harry slowly nodded. "Yes... Song was good..."



"It said to hum, but I didn\'t know what to hum," Luna admitted. "Then I remembered you lived with Muggles and decided to find some good Muggle music. This one by Queen seemed perfect... But I\'d be happy to try some different ones next time."



"That... Would be just fine, Luna," Harry said. Luna beamed, and he smiled back.



"I\'m glad. After all, relationships are all about give and take. I wouldn\'t want to use music you disliked."



"No problem..."



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Well... Looks like Harry\'s not the only... *sunglasses* Snake eater.



YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH…!



... I humbly apologize for that.