Every girl wants a hero.

Every girl wants a hero.


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“What about the X-Men?” asked Luna “There's lots of hot, sexy men in that.”

Ginny bounced up and down excitedly in her seat “Yes please, I want some hot Cyclops action, he could laser my clothes away whenever he liked.”

Hermione and Luna shook their heads in disbelief “Out of all the X-Men and the Brotherhood's hot luscious men, you pick the safest and most boring one of all” Hermione stated while twirling the ice in her drink round the glass with her finger.

“There is nothing wrong with safe” defended Ginny.

“Boring” her friends chorused together.

“Reliable”

“Boring!”

“Dependable.”

“Boring” Luna chanted.

“Wholesome and good” retorted the red head.

“Bor-ing” Hermione said in a sing song voice, before finishing her drink and pouring another round.

“Fine!” huffed Ginny “Tell me who you'd sleep with and why.”

“Luna, Luna, Luna who ever shall we start with?” asked Hermione.

“Oh the Brotherhood definitely” the blond girl said quickly.

Hermione nodded in agreement “Well first there's Avalanche who can cause tremors with his touch.”

Luna leaned in closer to the other two girls and spoke in a low conspiratorial whisper “I wouldn't mind seeing how talented Toads tongue is.”

In the kitchen the men leaned back as two high pitched “Ewwwwww! Luna” and non stop giggling came down the ends of the extendable ears and almost deafened them.

“Sweet Merlin, I really don't want to know what Luna just said to cause that reaction from Hermione, because she can make Sirius here blush with her innuendos and dirty mind and that takes some doing” Harry muttered to Draco who looked at him in disbelief.

“Quiet down Harry, they're talking again” hissed his Godfather smacking him upside the head.

“Okay that was just plain disturbing Luna, lets just move on to X-Men” Said Hermione playfully flicking popcorn at her friends.

“I've already said I like Cyclops”

“And we've said he doesn't count” countered Luna “I for one would like to get under Logan aka Wolverine all that animal instinct, Mm mmm.... just delicious”

“Hell yeah! That's a whole lotta man” agreed Hermione.

Ginny just shook her head “You don't need big bulging biceps and a shed load of testosterone to prove your a man, we live in the Naughties for Merlin's sake! Men can be caring, sharing and sensitive too.”

“Hey I take great offense at that you cheeky wench.” Hermione replied smacking Ginny in the stomach with a pillow.

Luna interrupted before an all out pillow fight ensued “I do believe we have forgotten one very important member of the X-Men team.”

“Who” asked Ginny.

“Why Gambit Chere,” Hermione fanned herself “Now that man is H.O.T he could charm the the birds right of the trees with that sexy New Orleans accent.”

“Okay I admit that Gambit is hot” Hermione and Luna high fived “But what can I say I value stability over raging libidos” Ginny shrugged her shoulders in defense of her statement.

“Come on Ginny you know this is just for fun, we all know I want the complete package brains, strength, loyalty.”

“And a I can make you cum in your pants voice” laughed Luna

Hermione sighed “Unfortunately there's only one man with that voice and I doubt he's interested in me, so talking of unattainable men, ultimately there is only one superhero for me.”

Seven men turned to Harry with questioning looks in their eyes but it was Sirius who spoke “So who does she fancy and do we know him?”

“W hat makes you think I know anything” Harry replied looking uncomfortable at being put on the spot.

“You are her best friend so it stands to reason she has told you who she likes” Severus spoke in his low baritone voice.

“Nanananana Batman” could be heard faintly through the ends of the ears.

The men quickly picked up the ears and began to listen once more.

Luna was bouncing on the sofa chanting “Nanananana Batman! Nanananana Batman!”

“Luna you are crackers girl, I can see why you like Batman Hermione” admitted Ginny with a grin “Tall, dark, handsome, intelligent and a body to die for.”

“Not to mention the cool car and that utility belt” Luna chipped in as gracefully sat back down.

“Well they are all good reasons but not the main one, no Batman is the hottest superhero because of that dangerous dark side that he keeps restrained he could so easily give in to it and become the baddest super villain Gotham has ever known, but he struggles with it daily to do what is right and just. He doesn't save the day for the fame and glory he does it because someone has to so the world can be a better place.” Hermione drained her glass and reached for the bottle to pour another round.

Luna started throwing popcorn at her friends “So Hermione's dream man loves the color black, likes sneaking up on people, hiding in shadows and treads a fine line between good and evil it sounds awfully familiar to me”

“You forgot the cum in your pants voice Luna, Hermione loves that voice all masculine and dangerously sensual at the same time” Ginny joined in throwing popcorn at Hermione.

Hermione squealed and hid behind a cushion “Alright, you've got me, yes I like him but there's not a damn thing I can do about it, as it's not like he's going to return the favor, now go and get some more popcorn Luna and we'll stick a film on.”

“Batman?” asked Ginny.

“Fine by me as long it's not the George Clooney one” replied Luna as she skipped into the kitchen.

Hearing that Luna was coming the eavesdroppers scattered like the wind , one man in particular headed for his potions lab, his mind whirling with the information he had just heard.

A/N: Okay my lovely readers, let me know what you think, next chapter we shall find out just what Severus is thinking.

Please review as it feeds my hungry plot bunnies.

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