Harry Potter VS Murphy\'s Law
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Category:
Harry Potter AU/AR › General
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,792
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Bad Luck Froggy
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"Oh, rotten luck that..." Ron said sympathetically, seeing Harry\'s chocolate frog leap out of the window. "They\'ve only got one good jump in them..." He commented.
The two promptly forgot about the candy as a lost cause, focusing instead on the casting of a magical spell upon a rat and meeting a certain bushy-haired girl.
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In the next car of the train, several more students were enjoying themselves and enjoying the journey as the train meandered its way through the countryside. Three were brand new students and the other two, returning for their second year, were enjoying taking turns telling the others of what to expect when they got there. At the moment the stories were about things that were not allowed at Hogwarts.
Murphy Lawson was currently regaling them with a tale of how over-reactive Filch was to anything that broke his rules while his fellow second year, Stephen Capper, dug into one of the carpet bags he said his mother would not have anything to do with.
Stephen grinned and straightened, turning back to the group. "Hey, you blokes, look at this. Filch hates these things and if he catches you with one he\'ll give you detention for a month!" he said, holding out a strange little package.
"Merlin’s beard, Steve, don’t get that thing out on the train…!” Murphy began, his eyes wide. He knew they\'d be in a load of trouble if the thing went off.
“What is it?" One of the first years asked, eyeing it.
"Must be cool if Filch don\'t like it." Another grinned. "My brother says Filch is a real git." He reached out and snatched it from the older boy\'s hand. Before anyone could stop him, he pulled the release cord on the dung-bomb.
Immediately the compartment filled with the rank stench of dung-bomb, splatters of dung flying all over and hitting everyone. Coughing and gagging for clean air, Murphy Lawson pried open a window and turned his face into the wind generated by the speeding train, wheezing to get a clean breath into his lungs.
"Well that explains why he hates them... Lawson, come on you\'re hogging all the fresh air!" his friend choked, trying to pull him out of the way to get to clean air as well.
Lawson staggered backwards and fell on the seat, clutching his throat. A pair of Chocolate Frog legs were protruding out of his mouth, only the tips of the feet wiggling limply with their last spurt of magical energy. The head of the chocolate candy had become lodged in his throat and he could no longer breathe.
"Wait! My mum\'s a medic, I can do this!" Stephen yelled, grabbing his wand out of his bag and pointing it at his friend\'s face. One of the first year students staggered to the door, ripped it open, and charged down the hall for help. " Anapneo!" his friend yelled, pointing the wand at him. He performed the spell to dislodge objects from a windpipe wrong and the candy became lodged even deeper, and Murphy had begun to turn purple, desperate for air.
The train\'s staff had to be called to render medical aid and get the candy dislodged from the boy\'s throat. The nurse on the train was certain he was in no condition to walk anywhere, much less leave the train and get into the horseless carriages for the ride to Hogwarts. Oh, no; he had been loaded into a bumpy wagon and hauled off immediately to the hospital wing to be treated by a nurse who seemed to be irritated that someone was soiling the sheets of her hospital room.
As such, he missed all of the opening dinner and the sorting as well; he was simply shuttled off to his rooms where a liquid diet had been left for him. He could barely speak the entire first week, and had been on a liquid diet the entire time enforced by ever-watchful house elves.
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"Oh come on, Murphy; it’s not like I threw that frog at you or something." Harry said, astounded that his escaped chocolate frog could have caused such havoc and he hadn\'t even known.
"It doesn\'t matter if you did or not!" He growled, eyes narrow. "It was still your fault, letting the bloody thing get away from you!"
Harry attempted to try reason. "I\'d never seen one before that trip, how was I to know what it would do?" he said.
"That\'s right, make excuses! I knew you\'d do that!" he sneered at him. "That’s only the first thing that’s happened to me because of you!” he snapped. “I’ve spent months in detention because of YOU!”
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obsidianlost 2010-06-21 "that was different, and pretty alluring i would say, i know strange phrasing but i mean the story grows on you as you continue to read it! i honestly was set to not like it so it was a pleasant surprise when i did! great job, upload soon please..." Merry
SisterGryffin: I\'m working on it... this one is all my work, even if SisterSlytherin\'s name is there too. Glad you like it and I will try to have another posting tomorrow. Its hard sometimes with a kid in school and full time work and college... anyway, enjoy the story!
"Oh, rotten luck that..." Ron said sympathetically, seeing Harry\'s chocolate frog leap out of the window. "They\'ve only got one good jump in them..." He commented.
The two promptly forgot about the candy as a lost cause, focusing instead on the casting of a magical spell upon a rat and meeting a certain bushy-haired girl.
------------MEANWHILEMEANWHILEMEANWHILEMEANWHILE---------------
In the next car of the train, several more students were enjoying themselves and enjoying the journey as the train meandered its way through the countryside. Three were brand new students and the other two, returning for their second year, were enjoying taking turns telling the others of what to expect when they got there. At the moment the stories were about things that were not allowed at Hogwarts.
Murphy Lawson was currently regaling them with a tale of how over-reactive Filch was to anything that broke his rules while his fellow second year, Stephen Capper, dug into one of the carpet bags he said his mother would not have anything to do with.
Stephen grinned and straightened, turning back to the group. "Hey, you blokes, look at this. Filch hates these things and if he catches you with one he\'ll give you detention for a month!" he said, holding out a strange little package.
"Merlin’s beard, Steve, don’t get that thing out on the train…!” Murphy began, his eyes wide. He knew they\'d be in a load of trouble if the thing went off.
“What is it?" One of the first years asked, eyeing it.
"Must be cool if Filch don\'t like it." Another grinned. "My brother says Filch is a real git." He reached out and snatched it from the older boy\'s hand. Before anyone could stop him, he pulled the release cord on the dung-bomb.
Immediately the compartment filled with the rank stench of dung-bomb, splatters of dung flying all over and hitting everyone. Coughing and gagging for clean air, Murphy Lawson pried open a window and turned his face into the wind generated by the speeding train, wheezing to get a clean breath into his lungs.
"Well that explains why he hates them... Lawson, come on you\'re hogging all the fresh air!" his friend choked, trying to pull him out of the way to get to clean air as well.
Lawson staggered backwards and fell on the seat, clutching his throat. A pair of Chocolate Frog legs were protruding out of his mouth, only the tips of the feet wiggling limply with their last spurt of magical energy. The head of the chocolate candy had become lodged in his throat and he could no longer breathe.
"Wait! My mum\'s a medic, I can do this!" Stephen yelled, grabbing his wand out of his bag and pointing it at his friend\'s face. One of the first year students staggered to the door, ripped it open, and charged down the hall for help. " Anapneo!" his friend yelled, pointing the wand at him. He performed the spell to dislodge objects from a windpipe wrong and the candy became lodged even deeper, and Murphy had begun to turn purple, desperate for air.
The train\'s staff had to be called to render medical aid and get the candy dislodged from the boy\'s throat. The nurse on the train was certain he was in no condition to walk anywhere, much less leave the train and get into the horseless carriages for the ride to Hogwarts. Oh, no; he had been loaded into a bumpy wagon and hauled off immediately to the hospital wing to be treated by a nurse who seemed to be irritated that someone was soiling the sheets of her hospital room.
As such, he missed all of the opening dinner and the sorting as well; he was simply shuttled off to his rooms where a liquid diet had been left for him. He could barely speak the entire first week, and had been on a liquid diet the entire time enforced by ever-watchful house elves.
------------- BACK TO THE PRESENT ---------
"Oh come on, Murphy; it’s not like I threw that frog at you or something." Harry said, astounded that his escaped chocolate frog could have caused such havoc and he hadn\'t even known.
"It doesn\'t matter if you did or not!" He growled, eyes narrow. "It was still your fault, letting the bloody thing get away from you!"
Harry attempted to try reason. "I\'d never seen one before that trip, how was I to know what it would do?" he said.
"That\'s right, make excuses! I knew you\'d do that!" he sneered at him. "That’s only the first thing that’s happened to me because of you!” he snapped. “I’ve spent months in detention because of YOU!”
-------------------REVIEWS----------------------------------------------
obsidianlost 2010-06-21 "that was different, and pretty alluring i would say, i know strange phrasing but i mean the story grows on you as you continue to read it! i honestly was set to not like it so it was a pleasant surprise when i did! great job, upload soon please..." Merry
SisterGryffin: I\'m working on it... this one is all my work, even if SisterSlytherin\'s name is there too. Glad you like it and I will try to have another posting tomorrow. Its hard sometimes with a kid in school and full time work and college... anyway, enjoy the story!