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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
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Adult +
Chapters:
17
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29,440
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96
Recommended:
2
Currently Reading:
1
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Chapter 2
Here\'s chapter two. I don\'t have a mailing list so you\'ll just have to look. This is something small so I\'ll be done nest week. I\'ll upload every second day.
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Chapter 2
Harry Potter, The Hippogriff who lived. Yeah, that sounded pretty good. Or even better, The Boy Who Lived Turned Into Hippogriff. Harry signed and looked around the forest. Now when he was a hippogriff it didn’t seem so scary. The only scary thing around here was Malfoy… He was acting freaky. He kept rubbing against Harry and had even tried to hump him again. A couple of times… Harry was at his breaking point. When Draco started to nuzzle his neck Harry had had enough and turned around to bite him. Malfoy easily jumped away.
“What Potter, stop being such a girl.”
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh hell no.
“Did you just call me a girl?”
“Well yes I did, Harriet.”
Harry stared at him and then jumped. After a couple of minutes of fighting they heard someone clear his throat. Harry pulled away and turned around. He saw seven centaurs standing there. He recognized three of them, Firenze, Bane and Ronan from his previous trips into the forest...
“What are you doing here Hippogriffs? I don’t recognize you from Hagrids herd.”
Malfoy just stood and stared so Harry took one step closer and saw Firenze bow down. He also bowed and then walked closer. He then just talked and hoped that they would understand him.
“Well… We’re not really hippogriffs. We are wizards turned into…this and Hagrid wanted us to live here because-”
“You’re a submissive.” Harry looked up at Bane, a little surprised that he knew.
“What’s your name?” Firenze glared at Bane but looked back down at Harry.
“Yeah… About that. You already know who I am.”
They stared at him and then Firenze walked down to him and took a small sniff.
“Harry?”
Harry nodded and was surprised when a hand ruffled his head.
“You’re full of surprises.”
“Tell me about it.”
A growl made them turn and look at Malfoy. He was standing there, puffing his chest out and snapped his beak. They heard some snickers and Firenze turned and glared at the herd.
“Well well Firenze. That dominant male doesn’t like you hitting on his mate.” Bane started to laugh hard and some of the other centaurs had problems holding the laughs in.
Firenze blushed terribly and Harry backed away a couple of steps. Ronan smiled a little and then walked up to Harry.
“Why don’t you and I have a talk Harry?”
Malfoy decided that now was the time to play brave dominant.
“What the hell! Potter, don’t tell me that you believe him? He just wants to jump you!”
“Like you tried to do earlier Malfoy?” Malfoy stuttered and turned his head away.
“Don’t worry Malfoy; I wouldn’t mate with Harry even if I could do it.” Then he walked up to Bane and kissed him on the cheek before quickly running down to Harry. He nudged his shocked body away from the others and they left the clearing. Malfoy stood there, looking after the two creatures that disappeared. He then turned and looked at the rest of the herd. Firenze walked up to him and petted him on his flank.
“Don’t worry. Ronan is a sub too. We’re only males, just like you are.”
“So, you are six dominant and one submissive?”
“Yes, but you can’t force a sub. Bane and Ronan loves each other and we wouldn’t want to kill Bane just because we want a foal.”
“A foal?”
“Yes, Ronan is pregnant with Banes’ foal right now. They are mates and will be until one of them dies.”
Malfoy nodded and then looked after Harry. Wait, it’s Potter not Harry. He can’t start to call Potter by his first name just because they are turned into hippogriffs.
“Don’t let him out of your sight. The hippogriffs in Hagrids herd aren’t the only ones here. Submissive hippogriffs are pretty rare so…”
Malfoy nodded again and then walked with Firenze to talk with the other centaurs.
“Sooo, you’re also submissive?”
Ronan nodded and then turned back to him.
“I think this is far enough.”
“Far enough?”
“Yes, I think I have to tell you a couple of things.”
Harry nodded and then looked at Ronan.
“You know that you’re submissive and that you can get pregnant, right?”
Harry nodded.
“Well you see… It’s really rare to find submissive centaurs just as rare as it is to find submissive hippogriffs. You and I are… two sought-after items. If it was known that you and I lived here, all dominant in the area would try and fight our mates to get to us. We’re the only ones that can give birth and it’s rare for us to give birth to natural foals instead of being bred from a griffin and a mare.”
Harry nodded again. That’s how hippogriffs usually came to.
“Oh well. The thing you need to know is that you have to mate with a dominant or at least let one take care of you. Hippogriffs are proud animals and they don’t try and rape a potential mate in most cases.”
“Most cases?”
“Yes. You are very rare so anything could happen.”
They talked a little more and then walked back to the clearing where they had left the dominant males. As soon as they entered Malfoy was all over Harry, grooming him and purring. Harry just rolled his eyes and looked at Ronan.
“Is he going to do this all the time?”
Ronan just laughed and walked up to Bane who grabbed him around his upper waist and kissed him deeply. Harry just smiled and shook his head. The two hippogriffs then turned their attention to Firenze.
“Well Harry and Draco. You can stay in our territory if you want, but don’t do anything stupid. Magorian will throw you out then.”
They nodded and watched the herd leave, leaving them alone again. As soon as they were gone Malfoy started to groom Harry again and he signed and started to groom Malfoy back.
“Well Potter. Seems like we’ll be spending some time together from now on.”
“That we are Draco.”
“Draco?”
“Yeah, well if we’re going to spend time together why not call each other by our first names?”
Draco nodded quickly and stepped up to Harry.
“Harry.”
“Draco.”
Draco snapped his beak and then started to nuzzle Harry again. Harry just signed but then he melted into the touch and just enjoyed. For now.
.
Enjoy!
Chapter 2
Harry Potter, The Hippogriff who lived. Yeah, that sounded pretty good. Or even better, The Boy Who Lived Turned Into Hippogriff. Harry signed and looked around the forest. Now when he was a hippogriff it didn’t seem so scary. The only scary thing around here was Malfoy… He was acting freaky. He kept rubbing against Harry and had even tried to hump him again. A couple of times… Harry was at his breaking point. When Draco started to nuzzle his neck Harry had had enough and turned around to bite him. Malfoy easily jumped away.
“What Potter, stop being such a girl.”
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh hell no.
“Did you just call me a girl?”
“Well yes I did, Harriet.”
Harry stared at him and then jumped. After a couple of minutes of fighting they heard someone clear his throat. Harry pulled away and turned around. He saw seven centaurs standing there. He recognized three of them, Firenze, Bane and Ronan from his previous trips into the forest...
“What are you doing here Hippogriffs? I don’t recognize you from Hagrids herd.”
Malfoy just stood and stared so Harry took one step closer and saw Firenze bow down. He also bowed and then walked closer. He then just talked and hoped that they would understand him.
“Well… We’re not really hippogriffs. We are wizards turned into…this and Hagrid wanted us to live here because-”
“You’re a submissive.” Harry looked up at Bane, a little surprised that he knew.
“What’s your name?” Firenze glared at Bane but looked back down at Harry.
“Yeah… About that. You already know who I am.”
They stared at him and then Firenze walked down to him and took a small sniff.
“Harry?”
Harry nodded and was surprised when a hand ruffled his head.
“You’re full of surprises.”
“Tell me about it.”
A growl made them turn and look at Malfoy. He was standing there, puffing his chest out and snapped his beak. They heard some snickers and Firenze turned and glared at the herd.
“Well well Firenze. That dominant male doesn’t like you hitting on his mate.” Bane started to laugh hard and some of the other centaurs had problems holding the laughs in.
Firenze blushed terribly and Harry backed away a couple of steps. Ronan smiled a little and then walked up to Harry.
“Why don’t you and I have a talk Harry?”
Malfoy decided that now was the time to play brave dominant.
“What the hell! Potter, don’t tell me that you believe him? He just wants to jump you!”
“Like you tried to do earlier Malfoy?” Malfoy stuttered and turned his head away.
“Don’t worry Malfoy; I wouldn’t mate with Harry even if I could do it.” Then he walked up to Bane and kissed him on the cheek before quickly running down to Harry. He nudged his shocked body away from the others and they left the clearing. Malfoy stood there, looking after the two creatures that disappeared. He then turned and looked at the rest of the herd. Firenze walked up to him and petted him on his flank.
“Don’t worry. Ronan is a sub too. We’re only males, just like you are.”
“So, you are six dominant and one submissive?”
“Yes, but you can’t force a sub. Bane and Ronan loves each other and we wouldn’t want to kill Bane just because we want a foal.”
“A foal?”
“Yes, Ronan is pregnant with Banes’ foal right now. They are mates and will be until one of them dies.”
Malfoy nodded and then looked after Harry. Wait, it’s Potter not Harry. He can’t start to call Potter by his first name just because they are turned into hippogriffs.
“Don’t let him out of your sight. The hippogriffs in Hagrids herd aren’t the only ones here. Submissive hippogriffs are pretty rare so…”
Malfoy nodded again and then walked with Firenze to talk with the other centaurs.
“Sooo, you’re also submissive?”
Ronan nodded and then turned back to him.
“I think this is far enough.”
“Far enough?”
“Yes, I think I have to tell you a couple of things.”
Harry nodded and then looked at Ronan.
“You know that you’re submissive and that you can get pregnant, right?”
Harry nodded.
“Well you see… It’s really rare to find submissive centaurs just as rare as it is to find submissive hippogriffs. You and I are… two sought-after items. If it was known that you and I lived here, all dominant in the area would try and fight our mates to get to us. We’re the only ones that can give birth and it’s rare for us to give birth to natural foals instead of being bred from a griffin and a mare.”
Harry nodded again. That’s how hippogriffs usually came to.
“Oh well. The thing you need to know is that you have to mate with a dominant or at least let one take care of you. Hippogriffs are proud animals and they don’t try and rape a potential mate in most cases.”
“Most cases?”
“Yes. You are very rare so anything could happen.”
They talked a little more and then walked back to the clearing where they had left the dominant males. As soon as they entered Malfoy was all over Harry, grooming him and purring. Harry just rolled his eyes and looked at Ronan.
“Is he going to do this all the time?”
Ronan just laughed and walked up to Bane who grabbed him around his upper waist and kissed him deeply. Harry just smiled and shook his head. The two hippogriffs then turned their attention to Firenze.
“Well Harry and Draco. You can stay in our territory if you want, but don’t do anything stupid. Magorian will throw you out then.”
They nodded and watched the herd leave, leaving them alone again. As soon as they were gone Malfoy started to groom Harry again and he signed and started to groom Malfoy back.
“Well Potter. Seems like we’ll be spending some time together from now on.”
“That we are Draco.”
“Draco?”
“Yeah, well if we’re going to spend time together why not call each other by our first names?”
Draco nodded quickly and stepped up to Harry.
“Harry.”
“Draco.”
Draco snapped his beak and then started to nuzzle Harry again. Harry just signed but then he melted into the touch and just enjoyed. For now.
.