A Change of Venue 2: Granger Services, Inc
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A Contractual Agreement
Chapter 2 ~ A Contractual Agreement
When Raucous returned, he appeared to have an ordinary sized parchment attached to his leg. But when Snape removed the message, he found it was two parchments rolled together in one.. One handwritten and one with printed words that promptly expanded and unrolled. And unrolled. And unrolled.
Snape looked at the five-foot long parchment in disbelief.
Good gods! What the hell was this?
Snape sat down at his desk, flipped the long sheet over the top of it, then read the short message first.
Dear Severus,
Please complete this contractual form and return it to me within 24 hours. It will tell me a bit about your experiences, inform you of my requirements, refund policies and give me access to your medical records.
Hermione Granger
Granger Services, Inc.
Snape frowned at the familiar use of his given name, then realized Hermione had a right to use it considering what they were about to engage in, if he could get through this. He should have known the witch would complicate matters this way. Nothing had ever been easy with Hermione Granger. Everything had to be just so.
He read through the parchment before writing down any information. He wanted to have a good grasp of the content
The first part of it was a waiver of responsibility, freeing Granger Services, that read as follows:
WAIVER OF RESPONSIBILITY/LEGAL CONSENT FORM
In order to become a client and willing participant in the Intimate Services (Intercourse) provided by Granger Services, Inc (GSI), you must read and complete this ‘Waiver of Responsibility/Legal Consent Form’ and follow information in its entirety.
I, the undersigned understand that GSI is unable to completely guarantee that no injury or other harm will come to me or my possessions as a result of any intimate interactions. Participation in Intercourse involves certain risks, some of which are directly related to being intimately serviced by Hermione Granger, the sole provider of said services. These risks may include, but are not limited to rather rough sessions, muscle aches, cramping, aches, discomfort occurring while engaged in mock acts of domination with/without restraints, sex toys and/or spell packets, discomfort occurring from physical exertion, unfamiliar sexual positions or the occurrence of some other unforeseeable accident.
I fully understand and accept these risks associated with participation in Intercourse. I also hereby agree to hold harmless and make no claim of any description including claims, actions, suits, procedures, costs, expenses, damages and liabilities against GSI and its proprietor for any loss or damages suffered in the course of or following my participation.
I understand that this release will be binding upon myself, my estate, my heirs, representatives and assigns. I further confirm that I understand that Intercourse can involve a good deal of physical activity, and I am in good physical health and do not suffer from any heart condition or other ailment or physical disability that would inhibit my ability to participate in Intercourse or place me in undue health jeopardy.
I understand that Hermione Granger will attempt to understand and work with my needs and will willingly engage Hermione Granger for the duration of said Intercourse. If I have any medical condition I have notified Hermione Granger of this.
I agree to be fully bound by the conditions set forth by GSI. In particular, I agree to accept all physical contact with Hermione Granger as is necessary. I agree not to cast any wandless spells or hexes during Intercourse, nor will I bring my wand to the actual engagement.
I have read this Waiver of Responsibility/Legal Consent Form carefully, and understand that by signing this form I am agreeing on behalf of myself, my estate, my heirs, representatives and assigns not to sue or seek other legal actions against GSI or its proprietor, Hermione Granger for any loss or damages suffered in or after the course of my participation.
Signature________________________________________________________________
Date______________
Printed Name ____________________________________________________________
Spousal Consent (if applicable)
Signature________________________________________________________________
Date______________
Printed Name ___________________________________________________________
Snape blinked at the waiver. He hadn't considered the possibility of getting injured at all, or suing Hermione. But, being who she was, and as proven by this five foot long contract, she had thought about it, thoroughly.
Snape continued to read.
There was a place to sign where he would give permission to have his medical records examined, so he could prove he had a clean bill of health. Poppy had given him an examination just before school let out, so he wouldn't have to have one done.
Obviously, Hermione wasn't taking any chances on getting any wizarding diseases. Snape actually found this reassuring. He continued reading.
Hm.
The session would be overnight, between eight to twelve hours depending on the situation. It was possible that some of that time would be spent asleep. He would be provided a change of clothing, dinner and conversation all designed to make him feel as comfortable as possible. Following this portion of the contract were a few lines where he was to write down topics he was interested in.
This was followed by a series of questions concerning his sexual experience and activities. The first question was:
Why do you wish to use GSI services?
Snape snorted.
"Because I want to have sex, of course," he muttered to himself, shaking out the contract a little.
Would you describe yourself as engaging in sex very often, often, sometimes, or rarely?
There wasn't a "Never" option.
Which of these acts do you wish to engage in?
Snape read the list and reddened. He'd only had strict vaginal intercourse. He'd never been blown, or performed oral sex on a woman. Hell, he hadn't even really kissed a woman.
Snape figured he would just check everything. If he didn't like something, he'd just back out of it.
The checklist was followed by a place to write one or two short paragraphs about what he considered to be his sexual strengths and sexual weaknesses. The language of the contract changed somewhat, asking the client to be very honest about this section of the contract because it was important in order for the engagement to be a good one.
Snape stared at this part, torn. No wizard wanted to say he had no sexual strengths, but if he lied, he could be in for a dissatisfying session. And to admit this to Hermione Granger . . .
He scanned the document to see if there was a confidentiality clause in it. There was. A Vow of Privacy was set in motion for GSI when the contract was completed. The information would not be shared by the company or its employees, meaning Hermione.
The next part of the contract listed an amazing amount of possible sexual scenarios. Snape found all of them rather daunting. Maybe if he had more experience they'd be more appealing. For now, he was just focused on having a decent sexual experience without bells or whistles. The last option was: No Scenario.
Good. Very good.
Following this was a clear area for asking questions with a guarantee they would be answered promptly and before the appointment time.
He did have a couple of questions, one of which was what would happen if he prematurely ejaculated?
Following this was the refund policy.
NO REFUNDS
Apparently this was because the time slot could have been filled by someone else.
Well, he didn't plan to ask for a refund.
Each portion of the contract was to be initialed to show it had been read. At the very end was a recap and another place for a signature. This one would invoke the Vow of Privacy concerning the entire arrangement. There was no small print.
Snape looked at the parchment thoughtfully. At first, it had seemed excessive and unnecessary, but now that he'd read it over, it allayed much of his misgivings and gave the impression that Hermione was indeed providing a service.
He picked up a quill and began filling out the paperwork. How good a service Hermione gave would soon be discovered.
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A day later, Hermione read over Snape's contract and her eyes were sad as she came to the part about his sexual strengths and weaknesses. It wasn't what was said, but what wasn't said that affected her.
"I don't know my strengths. I've engaged in sex twice in my lifetime, but only once successfully when I was young. My partner wasn't happy. My weakness is premature ejaculation."
Hermione felt very bad for Severus. If he was young and engaging in sex, premature ejaculation was completely natural. As for the unhappy partner, well, you couldn't please everyone.
"You poor wizard," she said softly to the parchment, tracing one finger over the cramped, spiky writing, "Life hasn't been at all kind to you, has it?"
She wrote Snape back a message answering his questions. She assured him that premature ejaculation was no problem at all, and there were no limit to the number of their engagements. She added that the night would be as natural as possible since he chose not to have a scenario.
Hermione rolled up the parchment, determination in her brown eyes.
If she had her way, Severus Snape would get much more out of his night with her than he paid for.
After all he'd sacrificed for the wizarding world, he deserved that much . . .
. . . and more.
*****************************************
A/N: Actually, the contract is the very same one from the original "Change of Venue" with a little more added. Snape didn't have a questionnaire on his contract, but Hermione, being a woman, and a knowledge-driven one would want to know more about her partner. But, she certainly is thorough, isn't she? Thanks for reading.
When Raucous returned, he appeared to have an ordinary sized parchment attached to his leg. But when Snape removed the message, he found it was two parchments rolled together in one.. One handwritten and one with printed words that promptly expanded and unrolled. And unrolled. And unrolled.
Snape looked at the five-foot long parchment in disbelief.
Good gods! What the hell was this?
Snape sat down at his desk, flipped the long sheet over the top of it, then read the short message first.
Dear Severus,
Please complete this contractual form and return it to me within 24 hours. It will tell me a bit about your experiences, inform you of my requirements, refund policies and give me access to your medical records.
Hermione Granger
Granger Services, Inc.
Snape frowned at the familiar use of his given name, then realized Hermione had a right to use it considering what they were about to engage in, if he could get through this. He should have known the witch would complicate matters this way. Nothing had ever been easy with Hermione Granger. Everything had to be just so.
He read through the parchment before writing down any information. He wanted to have a good grasp of the content
The first part of it was a waiver of responsibility, freeing Granger Services, that read as follows:
WAIVER OF RESPONSIBILITY/LEGAL CONSENT FORM
In order to become a client and willing participant in the Intimate Services (Intercourse) provided by Granger Services, Inc (GSI), you must read and complete this ‘Waiver of Responsibility/Legal Consent Form’ and follow information in its entirety.
I, the undersigned understand that GSI is unable to completely guarantee that no injury or other harm will come to me or my possessions as a result of any intimate interactions. Participation in Intercourse involves certain risks, some of which are directly related to being intimately serviced by Hermione Granger, the sole provider of said services. These risks may include, but are not limited to rather rough sessions, muscle aches, cramping, aches, discomfort occurring while engaged in mock acts of domination with/without restraints, sex toys and/or spell packets, discomfort occurring from physical exertion, unfamiliar sexual positions or the occurrence of some other unforeseeable accident.
I fully understand and accept these risks associated with participation in Intercourse. I also hereby agree to hold harmless and make no claim of any description including claims, actions, suits, procedures, costs, expenses, damages and liabilities against GSI and its proprietor for any loss or damages suffered in the course of or following my participation.
I understand that this release will be binding upon myself, my estate, my heirs, representatives and assigns. I further confirm that I understand that Intercourse can involve a good deal of physical activity, and I am in good physical health and do not suffer from any heart condition or other ailment or physical disability that would inhibit my ability to participate in Intercourse or place me in undue health jeopardy.
I understand that Hermione Granger will attempt to understand and work with my needs and will willingly engage Hermione Granger for the duration of said Intercourse. If I have any medical condition I have notified Hermione Granger of this.
I agree to be fully bound by the conditions set forth by GSI. In particular, I agree to accept all physical contact with Hermione Granger as is necessary. I agree not to cast any wandless spells or hexes during Intercourse, nor will I bring my wand to the actual engagement.
I have read this Waiver of Responsibility/Legal Consent Form carefully, and understand that by signing this form I am agreeing on behalf of myself, my estate, my heirs, representatives and assigns not to sue or seek other legal actions against GSI or its proprietor, Hermione Granger for any loss or damages suffered in or after the course of my participation.
Signature________________________________________________________________
Date______________
Printed Name ____________________________________________________________
Spousal Consent (if applicable)
Signature________________________________________________________________
Date______________
Printed Name ___________________________________________________________
Snape blinked at the waiver. He hadn't considered the possibility of getting injured at all, or suing Hermione. But, being who she was, and as proven by this five foot long contract, she had thought about it, thoroughly.
Snape continued to read.
There was a place to sign where he would give permission to have his medical records examined, so he could prove he had a clean bill of health. Poppy had given him an examination just before school let out, so he wouldn't have to have one done.
Obviously, Hermione wasn't taking any chances on getting any wizarding diseases. Snape actually found this reassuring. He continued reading.
Hm.
The session would be overnight, between eight to twelve hours depending on the situation. It was possible that some of that time would be spent asleep. He would be provided a change of clothing, dinner and conversation all designed to make him feel as comfortable as possible. Following this portion of the contract were a few lines where he was to write down topics he was interested in.
This was followed by a series of questions concerning his sexual experience and activities. The first question was:
Why do you wish to use GSI services?
Snape snorted.
"Because I want to have sex, of course," he muttered to himself, shaking out the contract a little.
Would you describe yourself as engaging in sex very often, often, sometimes, or rarely?
There wasn't a "Never" option.
Which of these acts do you wish to engage in?
Snape read the list and reddened. He'd only had strict vaginal intercourse. He'd never been blown, or performed oral sex on a woman. Hell, he hadn't even really kissed a woman.
Snape figured he would just check everything. If he didn't like something, he'd just back out of it.
The checklist was followed by a place to write one or two short paragraphs about what he considered to be his sexual strengths and sexual weaknesses. The language of the contract changed somewhat, asking the client to be very honest about this section of the contract because it was important in order for the engagement to be a good one.
Snape stared at this part, torn. No wizard wanted to say he had no sexual strengths, but if he lied, he could be in for a dissatisfying session. And to admit this to Hermione Granger . . .
He scanned the document to see if there was a confidentiality clause in it. There was. A Vow of Privacy was set in motion for GSI when the contract was completed. The information would not be shared by the company or its employees, meaning Hermione.
The next part of the contract listed an amazing amount of possible sexual scenarios. Snape found all of them rather daunting. Maybe if he had more experience they'd be more appealing. For now, he was just focused on having a decent sexual experience without bells or whistles. The last option was: No Scenario.
Good. Very good.
Following this was a clear area for asking questions with a guarantee they would be answered promptly and before the appointment time.
He did have a couple of questions, one of which was what would happen if he prematurely ejaculated?
Following this was the refund policy.
NO REFUNDS
Apparently this was because the time slot could have been filled by someone else.
Well, he didn't plan to ask for a refund.
Each portion of the contract was to be initialed to show it had been read. At the very end was a recap and another place for a signature. This one would invoke the Vow of Privacy concerning the entire arrangement. There was no small print.
Snape looked at the parchment thoughtfully. At first, it had seemed excessive and unnecessary, but now that he'd read it over, it allayed much of his misgivings and gave the impression that Hermione was indeed providing a service.
He picked up a quill and began filling out the paperwork. How good a service Hermione gave would soon be discovered.
*************************************
A day later, Hermione read over Snape's contract and her eyes were sad as she came to the part about his sexual strengths and weaknesses. It wasn't what was said, but what wasn't said that affected her.
"I don't know my strengths. I've engaged in sex twice in my lifetime, but only once successfully when I was young. My partner wasn't happy. My weakness is premature ejaculation."
Hermione felt very bad for Severus. If he was young and engaging in sex, premature ejaculation was completely natural. As for the unhappy partner, well, you couldn't please everyone.
"You poor wizard," she said softly to the parchment, tracing one finger over the cramped, spiky writing, "Life hasn't been at all kind to you, has it?"
She wrote Snape back a message answering his questions. She assured him that premature ejaculation was no problem at all, and there were no limit to the number of their engagements. She added that the night would be as natural as possible since he chose not to have a scenario.
Hermione rolled up the parchment, determination in her brown eyes.
If she had her way, Severus Snape would get much more out of his night with her than he paid for.
After all he'd sacrificed for the wizarding world, he deserved that much . . .
. . . and more.
*****************************************
A/N: Actually, the contract is the very same one from the original "Change of Venue" with a little more added. Snape didn't have a questionnaire on his contract, but Hermione, being a woman, and a knowledge-driven one would want to know more about her partner. But, she certainly is thorough, isn't she? Thanks for reading.