Cemetery Lane
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Draco/Hermione
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Adult ++
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Dead
Chapter 2
Dead
“I feel dead.” It was a statement, a truth, something that she had been feeling for so long.
“Hermione, you should leave him. He doesn’t deserve you and you know it.” Ginny said while looking at her best friend trying to fight back her tears as she looked at Hermione’s newest burses.
“I married him Ginny, I can not just leave him. What would everyone think? The war was hard for him and sometimes he worries that I am going to leave. He would be lost without me, he told me that.” Hermione stated mater of factly and looking like she was trying to convince herself as much as her friends.
“Oh I am sure he would be lost without you. Then who would put up with him and his shit? And as for him being worried you will leave, of course he is. Then he would have to find a new punching bag.” Harry was staring at her as he softly said this, worried that the next time they had to “rescue” her it would be too late.
“Harry, can we please not talk about this now. My head hurts and I just want to get where we are going so I can lie down.”
“First, you brought it up second, if your “loving” husband would stop hitting you than your head would not hurt and third, no I will not stop talking about it until you leave him.”
Hermione sniffed and tried not to cry, she knew Harry was right but she was so not going to admit it to him, so instead she chose to find someone else to pick on, to shift the focus of the conversation onto, someone other then her because really she did not need to be reminded of HIM while she was sneaking out.
“So, Ron, have you found a real job yet? You know you can’t play Quidditch forever.” Ha, she thought, at least now Ron would argue with her.
“Hermione” he wined “I can so play Quidditch forever, I’m a Quidditch God, just ask any of my millions of fans” he said smiling “and of course the many screaming woman that throw themselves at me every game.” He stated mater-of-factly and yes, he did notice everyone snickering and one person outright laughing at him, he just chose to ignore them. “You know Hermione; I think I’m going to tell the caption that I need security guards.”
“Oh yes Weasley, because we can’t have the Hags that are your female fans carting you off. Then who would we laugh at?”
“Who invited you to be here anyway Malfoy?” Ron said while starting to turn an interesting shade of red before he smiled to himself. “And I will have you know it was just the one hag, her name was Kaki and she thought I was cute.” He stated defensively.
Everyone in their little group laughed while Ron glared, then he to started laughing.
“Yes Ron, she thought you were cute but, really, did you have to date her?” Ginny asked while still laughing. “I mean you brought her home and everything! I thought mom was going to go nuts between Kaki and Fleur. She had a complete nervous breakdown after everyone left. I had to listen to her complain and sputter for an hour! Than she kept going on about how she must have done something wrong in all of our upbringing for both you and Bill to be with people who were so not like the rest of our family.”
“I know, she flooed me the next day to inform me that I needed to see a mediwitch soon and she would be more than happy to watch Lexy for me.” Ron stated still smiling at the memory of his mother red faced and looking so very concerned.
“I believe her exact words were ‘Really, Ron, I can, and will get custody of Lexy If you do not seek medical attention straight away’” Said Harry, doing a fairly good impression of Molly Weasley.
“You know, it took me almost all day to convince her that I was not serious about Kaki. She kept reminding me that Lavender would be so upset if she could see who I was spending my time with and subjecting Lexy to.” Ron stated mater-of-factly, and then glancing at Draco added “I told her that we could get rid of the Malfoy Ferret quite easily and quickly, if she was so concerned.”
“Haha Weasel, we all know that I can hide a body better than you can. Which reminds me, Hermione, we keep telling you that between us all the dumb ass can be taken care of. No one would even find the body, not that most people would care to look.” Was Draco’s reply to which Hermione completely ignored.
“How much further is the cemetery? And why exactly can’t we Apparate again?” Wined Ron after several moments of silence.
“Oh, I’m sure it’s not far now. And we can’t Apparate because of the Limebacked Jeshup, it can feel Apparation and they live in cemetery’s, you know.” Replied a dreamy voice, very softly. Luna Lovegood still had her long, blond hair, her wide, blue eyes, and her interesting fascination with animals that may, or may not, be real in any world. She had also never lost her infatuation with one Ronald Weasley and completely his loved 6 year old daughter Lexy who, in turn, loved her Loony. “They are the real reason for most attacks in cemeteries its just most people chose to think that the attacks are done by ghouls because not many people survive.”
“Oh yes Loony, and I’m sure it has nothing to do with the massive amounts of vandalism and the fact that the ministry had decided that no one can be in it after 10p.m.”
“God Draco, do you have to be such an ass?” Snapped Hermione while glaring at Draco.
“Now, now Granger, we all know exactly what you, and many others, think of my sexy ass.” He had always refused to call her by her married name.
“Um, that reminds me, how exactly are we going to get into the cemetery? We can’t use magic, the ministry would know straight away.” Asked Ginny.
“Why, Mrs. Potter, we are going to break-in the muggle way.” Said Draco smiling. “I found this thing called a bolt cutter and stashed one in the bushes by the main entrance today during the remembrance ceremony.”
“Oh and who would have thought that the one thing Draco picked up while on his first outing to a muggle store, would be a tool used by most criminals?” Harry asked trying to keep a straight face.
“Oh Potter, don’t hate me because I’m smarter than you. I mean no-one expected you to remember that we would not be able to get through the gate. What with that little brain of yours it’s a wonder you can tie your shoes.” Draco responded.
After about five more minutes of walking, and arguing, the group finally saw the gates outside of the cemetery.
Dead
“I feel dead.” It was a statement, a truth, something that she had been feeling for so long.
“Hermione, you should leave him. He doesn’t deserve you and you know it.” Ginny said while looking at her best friend trying to fight back her tears as she looked at Hermione’s newest burses.
“I married him Ginny, I can not just leave him. What would everyone think? The war was hard for him and sometimes he worries that I am going to leave. He would be lost without me, he told me that.” Hermione stated mater of factly and looking like she was trying to convince herself as much as her friends.
“Oh I am sure he would be lost without you. Then who would put up with him and his shit? And as for him being worried you will leave, of course he is. Then he would have to find a new punching bag.” Harry was staring at her as he softly said this, worried that the next time they had to “rescue” her it would be too late.
“Harry, can we please not talk about this now. My head hurts and I just want to get where we are going so I can lie down.”
“First, you brought it up second, if your “loving” husband would stop hitting you than your head would not hurt and third, no I will not stop talking about it until you leave him.”
Hermione sniffed and tried not to cry, she knew Harry was right but she was so not going to admit it to him, so instead she chose to find someone else to pick on, to shift the focus of the conversation onto, someone other then her because really she did not need to be reminded of HIM while she was sneaking out.
“So, Ron, have you found a real job yet? You know you can’t play Quidditch forever.” Ha, she thought, at least now Ron would argue with her.
“Hermione” he wined “I can so play Quidditch forever, I’m a Quidditch God, just ask any of my millions of fans” he said smiling “and of course the many screaming woman that throw themselves at me every game.” He stated mater-of-factly and yes, he did notice everyone snickering and one person outright laughing at him, he just chose to ignore them. “You know Hermione; I think I’m going to tell the caption that I need security guards.”
“Oh yes Weasley, because we can’t have the Hags that are your female fans carting you off. Then who would we laugh at?”
“Who invited you to be here anyway Malfoy?” Ron said while starting to turn an interesting shade of red before he smiled to himself. “And I will have you know it was just the one hag, her name was Kaki and she thought I was cute.” He stated defensively.
Everyone in their little group laughed while Ron glared, then he to started laughing.
“Yes Ron, she thought you were cute but, really, did you have to date her?” Ginny asked while still laughing. “I mean you brought her home and everything! I thought mom was going to go nuts between Kaki and Fleur. She had a complete nervous breakdown after everyone left. I had to listen to her complain and sputter for an hour! Than she kept going on about how she must have done something wrong in all of our upbringing for both you and Bill to be with people who were so not like the rest of our family.”
“I know, she flooed me the next day to inform me that I needed to see a mediwitch soon and she would be more than happy to watch Lexy for me.” Ron stated still smiling at the memory of his mother red faced and looking so very concerned.
“I believe her exact words were ‘Really, Ron, I can, and will get custody of Lexy If you do not seek medical attention straight away’” Said Harry, doing a fairly good impression of Molly Weasley.
“You know, it took me almost all day to convince her that I was not serious about Kaki. She kept reminding me that Lavender would be so upset if she could see who I was spending my time with and subjecting Lexy to.” Ron stated mater-of-factly, and then glancing at Draco added “I told her that we could get rid of the Malfoy Ferret quite easily and quickly, if she was so concerned.”
“Haha Weasel, we all know that I can hide a body better than you can. Which reminds me, Hermione, we keep telling you that between us all the dumb ass can be taken care of. No one would even find the body, not that most people would care to look.” Was Draco’s reply to which Hermione completely ignored.
“How much further is the cemetery? And why exactly can’t we Apparate again?” Wined Ron after several moments of silence.
“Oh, I’m sure it’s not far now. And we can’t Apparate because of the Limebacked Jeshup, it can feel Apparation and they live in cemetery’s, you know.” Replied a dreamy voice, very softly. Luna Lovegood still had her long, blond hair, her wide, blue eyes, and her interesting fascination with animals that may, or may not, be real in any world. She had also never lost her infatuation with one Ronald Weasley and completely his loved 6 year old daughter Lexy who, in turn, loved her Loony. “They are the real reason for most attacks in cemeteries its just most people chose to think that the attacks are done by ghouls because not many people survive.”
“Oh yes Loony, and I’m sure it has nothing to do with the massive amounts of vandalism and the fact that the ministry had decided that no one can be in it after 10p.m.”
“God Draco, do you have to be such an ass?” Snapped Hermione while glaring at Draco.
“Now, now Granger, we all know exactly what you, and many others, think of my sexy ass.” He had always refused to call her by her married name.
“Um, that reminds me, how exactly are we going to get into the cemetery? We can’t use magic, the ministry would know straight away.” Asked Ginny.
“Why, Mrs. Potter, we are going to break-in the muggle way.” Said Draco smiling. “I found this thing called a bolt cutter and stashed one in the bushes by the main entrance today during the remembrance ceremony.”
“Oh and who would have thought that the one thing Draco picked up while on his first outing to a muggle store, would be a tool used by most criminals?” Harry asked trying to keep a straight face.
“Oh Potter, don’t hate me because I’m smarter than you. I mean no-one expected you to remember that we would not be able to get through the gate. What with that little brain of yours it’s a wonder you can tie your shoes.” Draco responded.
After about five more minutes of walking, and arguing, the group finally saw the gates outside of the cemetery.