Letters to Lovers

Parkinson,

What the fuck is the matter with you? For the past two weeks you have been jumping down everyone’s throat for no reason and you disappear the first chance you get.

You didn’t even notice me looking at your tits again.

Weasley



Weasley,

Not that it’s any of your damn business, but my boyfriend chucked me. I’m sure you have a huge fucking smile on your face and it will be quite a laugh in Gryffindor tower. I can imagine the jokes now, but go ahead and throw them at me, because I don’t fucking care anymore, you can all kiss my ass.

And quite looking at my tits, asshole.

Parkinson



Parkinson,

I’m sorry about the boyfriend. I haven’t told anyone so you can stop watching all of us to see if any Gryffindors will do anything. Yes, I saw the looks all day the past two days. I didn’t tell anybody so relax.

I know I can be a prat sometimes but I don’t kick when people are down. Was he in Slytherin? Is that why you avoid everyone, because of his friends too? Was it really that bad?

Look, we have potions together in two days, keep an eye on me before class, I think I might be able to cheer you up.

Weasley



Weasley,

I can’t believe you did that. Although I have to admit, seeing you running smack into the potions room door, then falling flat on your back was funny. It felt good to laugh again. Several Slytherins could see that you did it on purpose but they’re all speculating why you did it.

Seeing as how you made a personal sacrifice of bodily harm for my sake (I still don’t understand why) then I suppose I can bring myself to answer some questions. No, he wasn’t in Slytherin and he doesn’t have friends here because Ian goes to Durmstrum. We got together at the start of the summer, when his family was visiting mine. We spent the whole summer together. I guess it was stupid to think we could keep at it during the school year.

And yes it was that bad, because of how he broke it off. He sent me an owl saying a load of rubbish, but it was the bit about finding a girl at his school with a better background.

So there you have it, my pathetic story. By the way, rumor has it that you pulled the potions door stunt to impress Granger.

Parkinson



Parkinson,

The thought of me and Hermione together is laughable. Between fourth and fifth year we talking about it over the summer, but it was just too awkward, I might have been trying to have a go with Ginny. Hermione is my best friend, nothing more.

I’m glad you got a laugh from that. I remember you mentioning the satisfaction of seeing me fall on my face. I thought it would cheer you up and it seems to have worked.

I don’t have a lot of love for anyone from Durmstrum. I’m sure Ian and Vicki can get cozy in their dorms.

And if he can talk to you like that and claim background is the reason, then it will catch up to him in the end. If you don’t fancy someone and start something with them, it won’t take but a month to figure out she will make you want to hang yourself, then he’ll send you an owl apologizing like the most pathetic git. When he figures out she’s a complete bitch, he’ll realize what he had and how stupid it was to leave.

Besides there’s plenty of top blokes here at Hogwarts.

Weasley



Weasley,

I don’t know who she is or what she’s like. He didn’t mention her in his letter by name or anything. I don’t know that I’d want to know anything about her anyway. If it comes back to bite him then good, he can deal with it.

Whose Vicki?

And yes I’m finding out there are some good guys here at Hogwarts.

Parkinson