23 Positions In a One Night Stand

LUCIUS’s DISCOVERY







Because everyone was dying to know Lucius’s reactions…..



Just a short little drabble for Utopia written before work….




Inspired by the ramblings of LadyBlueEyes


Draco’s stomach was growling and his hunger dragged him from slumber. Hermione was sleeping soundly, dead to the world, so he slid his arm from beneath her head and slowly eased himself from the bed. He yanked on a pair of jeans and pulled a clean tee over his head before bending down to kiss her cheek, smiling when she frowned and turned her face away from him.





He was whistling as he made his way down to the dining room. He was too late for breakfast but found that luncheon was being served, much to his stomach’s delight.





“Hello, Father.” He greeted cheerfully as he pulled up to the table beside Lucius. “How has your day been?” He asked politely as he filled his plate.





Lucius leaned back in the chair, a scowl on his face as he stared at his son. He drummed his fingers on the table and watched as Draco piled his plate high with enough food to feed three people.







“Hungry?” Lucius queried. Draco looked up, a crooked grin on his lips.







“Yeah….you look miffed, bad day?” He asked, shoving a large bite of ham into his mouth.







“You might say that.” Lucius drawled.







“Want to tell me or shall I guess?” Draco asked between bites.







“Well, at around one this morning the sound of a woman screaming from the back lawn woke me. You can’t begin to imagine my surprise when I looked out the window to see a naked woman blowing my son near the pool.” He saw Draco choke on his food and smiled in smug satisfaction. “Then, oddly enough, I hear odd sounds outside my bedroom door around two, woke up to find scratches in the wood. Then things got quiet for a bit and I drifted back to sleep only to suddenly hear loud banging coming from down the hall accompanied by the hoarse shouting of a female voice.”







“Ah….guess the silencing spells sort of slipped my mind.” Draco said, trying not to grin.







“Did cleansing spells slip your mind also?” he asked. “When I sat down at my desk this morning I was rather confused by a large wet spot on my blotter. For a moment I wondered if there was a plumbing problem upstairs but could detect no leaking from the ceiling. Decided to investigate further, smelled strangely like a woman. That is when it occurred to me that someone had been fucking on my desk and it most certainly wasn’t me.”





Draco could feel the irritation rolling off of his father, but he couldn’t help thinking that it must have been hilarious to see his father sniffing the wet spot on his blotter.





“Sorry ‘bout that.” Draco snickered.







“While I find your escapades rather amusing, I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t use my desk as a shag station, or my door.” Lucius snapped. “Anything else I need to watch out for?”





“I don’t believe we damaged the stairs or the pool, or the door frame, or the shower wall, or the tub in my bathroom, though the wall behind my bed has some plaster damage but I can right that with a quick spell.” Draco smirked. Lucius looked at Draco agog for several seconds then shook his head.







“Oh to be young again.” He sighed, recalling the days when he could shag for hours without a break. “Did you even bother getting her name?”





“There was no need, I already knew her name. I’ve known her for right on twelve years.” Draco reached for his glass of water and watched his father from the corner of his eye.







“Oh?” he hated to sound too hopeful but he was getting rather anxious about the lack of a Malfoy heir. “You should invite her to dinner.”







“She’s still sleeping, will probably sleep through dinner unless I wake her and force feed her.” Draco said.







“She is still here? Who is she that you were willing to let her stay in your bed? Normally you kick them out as soon as you are finished with them.” Lucius perked up considerably. Perhaps he would marry the boy off after all.







“Hermione Granger, and she’s still here because I haven’t finished with her. I happen to be about three quarters of the way in love with her.” He said.







For the first time in a very long time, Lucius was speechless.