What\'s Protection Got To Do With It?

BEEBEEEBEEEBEEEP! Yusuke glared at the blue compact contraption that was distracting him from giving Kuwabara his daily can of



whoopass. He kicked Kuwabara one more time before he opened his communicator.





“What do you want!? I was doing something important you know!” Yusuke glared at the regal toddler on the screen. Koenma began



to yell at him through his pacifier.





“How dare you speak to me that way Yusuke Urameshi! Don’t forget that the only reason you are alive is because of my



generosity.” The chocolate-eyed punk rolled his eyes and glanced at Kuwabara, as the orange haired idiot attempted to get up



from the floor. He returned to the communicator.





“What ever. Just tell me what you wanted to say and get it over with, Pacifier Breath!” Koenma sighed.





“My point, Urameshi, is that you have another mission-“





“Whoa! Wait a minute, I thought you fired me?”



“Well you are rehired as my spirit detective. I need you and the others for this mission. So gather the others and go to



Genkai’s dojo. I will debrief you there.” The screen faded to black and Yusuke threw it at the wall. He picked it up from the



floor and summoned Botan. Her smiling face appeared on the screen.





“Hidey ho Yusuke! What’s up?” He stared at her face, wondering if there will ever be a time when she isn’t so annoyingly perky.





“Hey can you get Kurama and Hiei to go to Genkai’s place? Pacifier Breath wants to make us do another mission.” The blue



haired girl puffed her cheeks angrily.





“Yusuke! Stop that! Koenma-sama deserves respect, not your stupid insults!”





“Just go get them, will you?” He snapped the compact shut and grinned to himself. He had finally wiped the idiotic grin off her



face. He turned and spoke to the boy sitting on the floor, holding his nose and groaning in pain.





“Get up idiot! We have to go to Genkai’s.” Kuwabara glared at the short boy with slicked black hair.





“Dabbit Urameshi! I thick you broke by dose!”





“Get over yourself and get moving. Don’t you want to see Yukina?” Kuwabara’s wardrobe change was record speed and soon he was



dressed in a white fighting outfit with a headband emblazoned with ‘I love Yukina’ on it. He dragged Yusuke out the door and to



Genkai’s dojo, running the entire way.





--------30 minutes later--------





Kurama shakes his head as he sees a cloud of dust rising in a trail coming straight towards the dojo. Standing at the top of



the stairs at Genkai’s dojo, he quickly moved to the side to avoid the hurtling boys coming towards him. When the dust cloud



settles, Yusuke is sitting on the ground swaying dizzily from being dragged all the way to Genkai’s, and Kuwabara is looking



desperately around to see his beloved Yukina. Kurama sweatdropped and sighed in resignation as Kuwabara began to shout his



love for her at the top of his lungs.





“My darling Yukina! Where are you? Your Kazuma has come to visit you, love! Wanna go out with me? Yuuukinaaaa!!!” A gust of



wind accompanied a blur in the air and a muffled cry of pain as a seriously pissed Hiei sheathed his katana next to Kuwabara’s



prone body. Hiei stalked inside the studio and Kurama followed, grinning behind his hand. Yusuke got up and looked at



Kuwabara incredulously.





“You have got to be the most clueless dipshit in the world, if you haven’t figured it out yet. Besides, Yukina isn’t even



here.” Then he went inside. Kuwabara followed him, moaning in pain (poor abused Kuwabara).





Inside the dojo, Kurama, Boton, Yusuke and Genkai were sitting on a couch in her training room, while Hiei sat in the



window and glared outside. The toddler prince walked into the room and set up a projector screen in the middle of the room.



He snapped his fingers and the room went dark and a picture of something showed up on the screen. Koenma snapped his pointer



to the screen.





“This is Lord Voldemort or Tom Marvolo Riddle. Right now he is terrorizing most of Europe with his followers, the Death



Eaters.” He snapped his fingers and another picture replaced the first.





“These three kids are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and they are the wizarding world’s only hope.



The red-haired boy’s name is Ron Weasley, the girl’s name is Hermione Granger, and the third boy’s name is Harry Potter.” Hiei



snorted.





“What’s so special about those brats? They wouldn’t survive a minute against anyone actually trying to kill them.” Yusuke



yawned, bored already with the stupid meeting.





“So basically all we have to do is kill Lord Voldyworts and we get to come back?”





“Will you all stop interrupting me so I can finish? If you would actually SHUT UP once in a while I could explain it to you!



Khem khem, now technically, only Harry Potter is the essential one, as he has been prophesized to be the only one able to kill



Voldemort. Ms. Granger and Mr. Weasley are his best friends. Hogwarts’ headmaster Albus Dumbledore, found out that he is



going to die so…” Kuwabara said, “So we’re just babysitting this kid?”





“I think that would be evident baka ningen.”





“Why you… Shut up short shit! Nobody asked you!” Kurama moved discretely between Hiei and Kuwabara.





“I think that it wouldn’t be wise to say anything else if you want to live Kuwabara.” Kurama advised gently. Kuwabara crossed



his arms and mumbled about stupid demons with anger issues. Koenma sighed and continued his interrupted presentation.



“Your alias is that you are exchange students from Meieu Magical Academy. You three have been friends forever so when Kurama



was offered the chance to be an exchange student, you asked to come with him.” Kurama looked thoughtful at that statement.





“What will I tell Mother? She will wonder why I have to be gone so long. May she come also?”





“Oh I suppose she can come. Here are translator rings for all of you in case you can’t speak English. These are plane tickets



and directions to Diagon Alley and Kings Cross Station. Your flight leaves at nine o clock in the morning three days from now.



The Hogwarts school year begins on the 1st of September and you absolutely cannot be late to the train. Don’t blow your cover.



Last but not least, I need you to go to Gryffindor house. That will be all.” Koenma and his projector screen disappeared.



Genkai stood up and grabbed Yusuke by the ear and dragged him towards her training room.





“Come on dimwit, we’ve got lots of work to do to prepare you for this mission.” Hiei left silently, making no noise other than



the quiet shutting of the door behind him. Kurama and Kuwabara, left through the front door, chatting animatedly about the



mission.





“Well I’ll see you later, Kuwabara. I must go home and pack my bags. I\'ll see you in three days." Kurama turned down the next



street and entered his house. He reached his room and sank down on his bed. He closed his eyes and inhaled the subtle scent of



rose on the air before beginning to pack his bags.