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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
10,474
Reviews:
23
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Humor
Uniform
First-year students will require:
1. Three sets of plain work robes (black) Check
2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
Check
3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
Check
4. One winter cloak (black, silver fastenings)
Check
Please note that all pupils' clothes should carry name tags
Stupid
Harry was checking off the items he got, and made some remarks about it. It was his way in keeping what was left of his sanity stay.
Course Books
All students should have a copy of each of the following:
The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk
Check - Stupid
A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot
Check - More Stupid
Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling
Check - Author should be shot
A Beginners' Guide to Transfiguration by Americ Switch
Check - Stupid
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore
Check - Should be poisoned
Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger
Check - Prefer harder potions
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander
Check - Most Stupid
The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble
Check - Grade A Stupidity
Because the Lestranges' were known for their brilliance, and planning, Harry was trained to know least two years ahead of regular students at Hogwarts.
Other Equipment
1 wand Check
1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2) Check
1 set glass or crystal phials Check
1 telescope Check
1 set brass scales Check
Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad
Harry tapped his foot on the wooden floor of Florish and Blotts with Draco Malfoy across from him as their parents were at another table chatting away.
"Do you have everything Draco?" Harry asked.
"Only need the animal. Don't know which one though. Maybe a familiar," Draco replied. The two had been best friends since they first met 7 years ago. Like Harry, Draco was trained to know a year ahead of the other students.
"We could check at that pet store down Knockturn Alley if you like, wouldn't mind having one myself."
Taking a sip of his butterbeer, Harry pondered on what his familiar would be until the seats beside Draco and him were occupied by none other than . . .
"Fred and George, the infamous twins who were kicked out after being sorted into Slytherin by mummy and daddy," Draco cooed, chuckling. Harry just chuckled underneath his breath. Fred and George had to hold back slapping Draco across the head. Last year it was published in the Daily Prophet that Molly Weasley had kicked out her twins after hearing they were sorted into Slytherin. With what money the twins had, they rented an apartment during the rest of the summer, and got a job while at Hogwarts under Professor Snape. Surprisingly, Fred and George were very talented in the Potions department.
Draco and Harry offered them to stay at their manors, but they refused, saying they might blow something up (whether on accident or purposely has yet to be seen).
"What have you two been up to since school let out?" Harry asked.
"Chaos and destruction," George started.
"Work and planning," Fred finished.
"How's it been working underneath Professor Snape?" Harry questioned.
"Enjoyable," said George.
"Amusing," said Fred.
"Harry, and I were about to go see if there's a shop in Knockturn Alley that sells familiars," Draco informed. Fred and George smirked.
"We'll come with you," George inquired.
"We need one as well along with a few other things," Fred spoke. The boys nodded, and made their way out of the shop. The Malfoy's and Lestrange's didn't care where their child went as long as they didn't cause trouble (or too much of it). The four boys made their way down Knockturn Alley, glancing at the dark shops as they passed. Stopping in front of one that was labeled as 'Creatures of the Night'. They walked inside, and came upon cages upon cages of numerous types of animals from owls to snakes, and cats to bats. The room was lit by candles.
The door behind them closed, and the four boys looked to find a man with bloodshot eyes, short ebony hair, and pale skin. A vampire.
"Welcome to Creatures of the Night, I am Sangre, how may I help you?" Sangre introduced, smiling, showing off his fangs.
"We are looking for familiars Sir," Harry answered. Secretly, Harry found vampires absolutely hot (who wouldn't?).
"Browse then, and if one of them bites you, that is your familiar."
The boys nodded their heads, and began browsing. Harry looked in the bird section, Draco and twins in the furry section. Harry came upon what looked like a phoenix, but its feathers were a dark red instead of the usual fiery red. The phoenix reached out, and bit Harry's right index finger, drawing blood. He chuckled.
"Welcome to the Lestrange family," Harry said, smiling. The phoenix, a male, looked up at him, and gave a smile of its own.
~Thank you Master,~ the phoenix replied.
"What's your name?"
~Crimson, Master.~
"We're going to Hogwarts Crimson."
With Draco, he eyed the furry animals, having no idea why he came over to this section. He observed the animals until he eyes rested on a sleeping white ferret who was snoring loudly. Well, too loudly for Draco's liking... Whether out of stupidity or curiosity, Draco put his left index finger into the cage, and was about to poke the ferret until . . . the ferret woke up, and bit his finger!
~Stupid human trying to wake me! But alas, nobody can get past The Great Orgullo!~ the ferret said, laughing afterwards. Draco healed his finger, and mumbled about ferrets with too much pride.
"Too bad you are my familiar," Draco countered. He did NOT like being called stupid.
~WHAT?~
"You're coming with me Orgullo."
~NO!!!!!!!~
Lastly, with Fred and George, they came upon a pair of orange fox kits that were playing around with each other. Fred and George awed at the cuteness of them. The kits looked up at the twins, and mewed at them, the twins reaching in to pet them, and they met the humans. Fred and George just laughed.
"What are your names little ones," Fred asked. The kit with red eyes answered.
~My name is Rojo.~
~ And mine is Verde.~
"We are going to have fun this year," George commented, petting Verde.
The boys took the animals to Sangre who smiled in delight. They paid for the familiars, and left the shop, but not before Sangre kissed Harry on the cheek.
With his trunk shrunk, and Crimson in his cage, Harry, Bellatrix and Rodolphus apprated to Platform 9 3/4, ten minutes before the train left. Parents were making sure their child/ren had everything before they walked onto the train. Bellatrix hugged her son tightly, his head trapped between her ample breasts for a few moments before releasing him.
"Get good grades, behave the Slytherin way, and whatever you do, do not eat any candy that comes from Dumbledore," Bellatrix warned, hugging Harry again. Rodolphus hugged his son.
"If there is any trouble, do not be afraid to tell us. Listen to your Professors especially Severus, and cause as much trouble without getting caught," the father said. They hugged once more before Harry boarded the Hogwarts Express, and just before it parted. Luckily, he managed to find an empty compartment in the very back. Setting Crimson next to him, Harry leaned against the cushions, and relaxed.
A minute later, the door opened to reveal Draco, Fred and George standing there, a smile on their faces.
"Missed us Harry?" Fred joked, sitting next to Harry. Crimson's cage disappeared, and the dark phoenix perched himself on Harry's arm. Rojo, Verde and Orgullo were on the floor with Orgullo trying to defend himself against the kits who were trying to play with the ferret. Draco and George sat next to each other, and were laughing at the familiars. Crimson was shaking his head, mumbling about stupid familiars. Just then, the door opened for the third time, and Hermione and Ron stood there.
"Oh great, it's the traitors," Ron commented.
"Oh joy, the idiots have arrived. I already feel a headache coming on," Harry said.
"Wait, you're Harry Potter!" Hermione cried out.
"It's Harry Lestrange, I dropped the Potter a year ago."
"Sod off Ronald," Fred said. Ron's ears turned red with anger at being called his full name.
~Yeah, listen to my man's friend, fuck off,~ Orgullo said, giving Ron the middle finger. Ron stood there gaping like a fish.
"Did that ferret just say--" Hermione started, but was cut off.
~No, I told him to bend over and kiss my furry ass, of course I told him to fuck off. You should too before I kick you ass. So, fuck off.~
Quickly, the two shut the compartment door, and ran off.
First-year students will require:
1. Three sets of plain work robes (black) Check
2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
Check
3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
Check
4. One winter cloak (black, silver fastenings)
Check
Please note that all pupils' clothes should carry name tags
Stupid
Harry was checking off the items he got, and made some remarks about it. It was his way in keeping what was left of his sanity stay.
Course Books
All students should have a copy of each of the following:
The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk
Check - Stupid
A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot
Check - More Stupid
Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling
Check - Author should be shot
A Beginners' Guide to Transfiguration by Americ Switch
Check - Stupid
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore
Check - Should be poisoned
Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger
Check - Prefer harder potions
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander
Check - Most Stupid
The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble
Check - Grade A Stupidity
Because the Lestranges' were known for their brilliance, and planning, Harry was trained to know least two years ahead of regular students at Hogwarts.
Other Equipment
1 wand Check
1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2) Check
1 set glass or crystal phials Check
1 telescope Check
1 set brass scales Check
Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad
Harry tapped his foot on the wooden floor of Florish and Blotts with Draco Malfoy across from him as their parents were at another table chatting away.
"Do you have everything Draco?" Harry asked.
"Only need the animal. Don't know which one though. Maybe a familiar," Draco replied. The two had been best friends since they first met 7 years ago. Like Harry, Draco was trained to know a year ahead of the other students.
"We could check at that pet store down Knockturn Alley if you like, wouldn't mind having one myself."
Taking a sip of his butterbeer, Harry pondered on what his familiar would be until the seats beside Draco and him were occupied by none other than . . .
"Fred and George, the infamous twins who were kicked out after being sorted into Slytherin by mummy and daddy," Draco cooed, chuckling. Harry just chuckled underneath his breath. Fred and George had to hold back slapping Draco across the head. Last year it was published in the Daily Prophet that Molly Weasley had kicked out her twins after hearing they were sorted into Slytherin. With what money the twins had, they rented an apartment during the rest of the summer, and got a job while at Hogwarts under Professor Snape. Surprisingly, Fred and George were very talented in the Potions department.
Draco and Harry offered them to stay at their manors, but they refused, saying they might blow something up (whether on accident or purposely has yet to be seen).
"What have you two been up to since school let out?" Harry asked.
"Chaos and destruction," George started.
"Work and planning," Fred finished.
"How's it been working underneath Professor Snape?" Harry questioned.
"Enjoyable," said George.
"Amusing," said Fred.
"Harry, and I were about to go see if there's a shop in Knockturn Alley that sells familiars," Draco informed. Fred and George smirked.
"We'll come with you," George inquired.
"We need one as well along with a few other things," Fred spoke. The boys nodded, and made their way out of the shop. The Malfoy's and Lestrange's didn't care where their child went as long as they didn't cause trouble (or too much of it). The four boys made their way down Knockturn Alley, glancing at the dark shops as they passed. Stopping in front of one that was labeled as 'Creatures of the Night'. They walked inside, and came upon cages upon cages of numerous types of animals from owls to snakes, and cats to bats. The room was lit by candles.
The door behind them closed, and the four boys looked to find a man with bloodshot eyes, short ebony hair, and pale skin. A vampire.
"Welcome to Creatures of the Night, I am Sangre, how may I help you?" Sangre introduced, smiling, showing off his fangs.
"We are looking for familiars Sir," Harry answered. Secretly, Harry found vampires absolutely hot (who wouldn't?).
"Browse then, and if one of them bites you, that is your familiar."
The boys nodded their heads, and began browsing. Harry looked in the bird section, Draco and twins in the furry section. Harry came upon what looked like a phoenix, but its feathers were a dark red instead of the usual fiery red. The phoenix reached out, and bit Harry's right index finger, drawing blood. He chuckled.
"Welcome to the Lestrange family," Harry said, smiling. The phoenix, a male, looked up at him, and gave a smile of its own.
~Thank you Master,~ the phoenix replied.
"What's your name?"
~Crimson, Master.~
"We're going to Hogwarts Crimson."
With Draco, he eyed the furry animals, having no idea why he came over to this section. He observed the animals until he eyes rested on a sleeping white ferret who was snoring loudly. Well, too loudly for Draco's liking... Whether out of stupidity or curiosity, Draco put his left index finger into the cage, and was about to poke the ferret until . . . the ferret woke up, and bit his finger!
~Stupid human trying to wake me! But alas, nobody can get past The Great Orgullo!~ the ferret said, laughing afterwards. Draco healed his finger, and mumbled about ferrets with too much pride.
"Too bad you are my familiar," Draco countered. He did NOT like being called stupid.
~WHAT?~
"You're coming with me Orgullo."
~NO!!!!!!!~
Lastly, with Fred and George, they came upon a pair of orange fox kits that were playing around with each other. Fred and George awed at the cuteness of them. The kits looked up at the twins, and mewed at them, the twins reaching in to pet them, and they met the humans. Fred and George just laughed.
"What are your names little ones," Fred asked. The kit with red eyes answered.
~My name is Rojo.~
~ And mine is Verde.~
"We are going to have fun this year," George commented, petting Verde.
The boys took the animals to Sangre who smiled in delight. They paid for the familiars, and left the shop, but not before Sangre kissed Harry on the cheek.
With his trunk shrunk, and Crimson in his cage, Harry, Bellatrix and Rodolphus apprated to Platform 9 3/4, ten minutes before the train left. Parents were making sure their child/ren had everything before they walked onto the train. Bellatrix hugged her son tightly, his head trapped between her ample breasts for a few moments before releasing him.
"Get good grades, behave the Slytherin way, and whatever you do, do not eat any candy that comes from Dumbledore," Bellatrix warned, hugging Harry again. Rodolphus hugged his son.
"If there is any trouble, do not be afraid to tell us. Listen to your Professors especially Severus, and cause as much trouble without getting caught," the father said. They hugged once more before Harry boarded the Hogwarts Express, and just before it parted. Luckily, he managed to find an empty compartment in the very back. Setting Crimson next to him, Harry leaned against the cushions, and relaxed.
A minute later, the door opened to reveal Draco, Fred and George standing there, a smile on their faces.
"Missed us Harry?" Fred joked, sitting next to Harry. Crimson's cage disappeared, and the dark phoenix perched himself on Harry's arm. Rojo, Verde and Orgullo were on the floor with Orgullo trying to defend himself against the kits who were trying to play with the ferret. Draco and George sat next to each other, and were laughing at the familiars. Crimson was shaking his head, mumbling about stupid familiars. Just then, the door opened for the third time, and Hermione and Ron stood there.
"Oh great, it's the traitors," Ron commented.
"Oh joy, the idiots have arrived. I already feel a headache coming on," Harry said.
"Wait, you're Harry Potter!" Hermione cried out.
"It's Harry Lestrange, I dropped the Potter a year ago."
"Sod off Ronald," Fred said. Ron's ears turned red with anger at being called his full name.
~Yeah, listen to my man's friend, fuck off,~ Orgullo said, giving Ron the middle finger. Ron stood there gaping like a fish.
"Did that ferret just say--" Hermione started, but was cut off.
~No, I told him to bend over and kiss my furry ass, of course I told him to fuck off. You should too before I kick you ass. So, fuck off.~
Quickly, the two shut the compartment door, and ran off.