Potions Are Fun Remake

Kurai: Wow I actually am getting this one done. Hmm… I am really thinking of redoing Twisted Fate again. I’m not happy with it again.

Harry: Oh god no you are restarting that one again? What about this one what about Endless Circle Bloody Hell what about Angelique?

Kurai: Hey Angelique is actually getting finished. I’ve just finished one chapter and am working on the next already I just needed to take a break from it and since I don’t feel like copying hand written into text I’ll work on this instead.

Harry: Why me? Wait maybe I can go kill her plot bunnies….

Kurai: Don’t even try it or I will have to play with you. *Evil grin*

Harry: *Gulp* Okay, okay… Draco why don’t you try to stop her?

Draco: No way Potter. Not after what she did to me last time.

Kurai: Anyways hope you all enjoy. ~_^

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“Yes Draco. Harry is pregnant and by a potion that makes it so the newly developing child can not be killed without killing the golden boy.” Severus snarled. Draco just stared at the Dark eyed professor in shock then gulped and glanced at Harry. He could imagine worse people to carry the next Malfoy heir than Harry. Pansy Parkinson was one example. Then he remembered his father and the Dark Lord. Draco paled slightly though his mask stayed up hiding the majority of the fear.

“This is not good. My father, bloody hell no the Dark Lord is going to kill me for this!” Draco cried out and sat down heavily on the ground. Severus winced at those mentions then frowned. Draco was only reacting badly because of his family and the Dark Lord. Severus looked closer at Draco and tilted his head.

“If not for Potter’s position in this war you wouldn’t have minded this as much would you?” Severus asked. Draco barely reacted to his words and shrugged a bit. He then looked up at Severus with a slight smirk.

“To be truthful Professor, no I wouldn’t of. Think about it, he is one of the best looking people in my year. He has no concept of how good he actually looks and because of that and those bloody awful clothes he wears the majority of the school doesn’t notice. He was a virgin till tonight meaning he’s had no real relationships though he could probably get anyone he wanted thanks to his Boy-that-lived fame.” Draco pointed out with a slight smirk. Severus frowned then nodded at this. The fact that it seemed Potter was a bottom was a surprise in itself. The Aphrodisianist potion could only make the male pregnant if he was the bottom and the fact that was the position Harry put himself in was surprising.

“You do realize that in four months time you will have to stay by Potter for at least 12 hours of everyday so the child can absorb some of your magic.” Severus pointed out. Draco frowned and tried to think of when four months would be. He stiffened a moment his eyes going wide.

“I don’t know how we will make that possible sir. That’s during the summer. Doesn’t Harry have to go back to that Muggle family of his?” Draco asked. Severus sighed and rubbed his forehead.

“It seems we may need to speak with the Headmaster about that. Sending him back there now would be paramount to a death sentence.” Severus growled and stood. He quickly placed a Levitate spell on Harry and took him to the medical wing after getting Draco to dress Harry and himself.

“Are we sure it’s a good idea to take him to the medical wing first?” Draco asked. Severus frowned then nodded slowly.

“Yes though you will be staying down there with him while I go speak with Albus.” Severus stated. He couldn’t believe that Potter and his prized student Draco could end up in this situation together. Severus walked into the Medical wing and placed Harry onto one of the beds and Poppy came rushing out of her office worried.

“Professor Snape what happened?” She asked. Severus just glared at the woman and wished he had a glass of Fire whiskey.

“Potter just had a small fainting spell. Let him rest and keep him here till I return with the Headmaster. Draco over there is to stay as well. Try to keep the two from fighting should Potter awaken before I return.” Severus ordered before spinning around and stalking out of the Medical Wing. Poppy looked at Draco with a slight frown and shook her head.

“Okay Mr. Malfoy what is going on?” Poppy asked. Draco shifted a bit and looked at the ground.

“A slight potions accident is all Madame Pomfrey. Harry wasn’t hurt it’s just the side effects are something we aren’t really ready for…” Draco trailed off not wanting to explain to the Medi-witch about the Aphrodisianist potion. Poppy frowned and glanced towards Harry.

Harry groaned and rubbed at his head as he started to come to. He slowly opened his eyes and looked at the familiar white ceiling. Immediately he sighed and shook his head. He was once more in the Medical Wing. He wondered if he was cursed to end up in this place at least three times a year. He slowly sat up only to have Poppy rush over to him smiling.

“Hello Madame Pomfrey, I don’t suppose you could tell me how long I’ve been out?” Harry asked. Harry didn’t notice the slight worried look from Draco, but then Harry didn’t even realize Draco was in the Medical Wing as well.

“I’m not sure Harry, but I expect not to long. You’ve been in the Medical wing about 5 minutes.” Poppy said softly. Harry nodded then pulled off his glasses to rub at his eyes.

“I had the oddest dream while I was unconscious.” Harry said then laughed. It was stupid to even think that he was pregnant. Men after all could not get pregnant.

“Oh what sort of dream?” Poppy asked glad to have Harry awake. Harry looked at Poppy and told her about the detention attempting to sabotage Draco’s potion and then the fact he turned it into a different potion and ended up Pregnant by Draco. Poppy paled and glanced at Draco as Harry told her the story though he left out most of the details. Draco nodded in confirmation and she covered her mouth a moment then looked at Harry.

“Is something wrong Madame Pomfrey you seem to of gone really pale?” Harry asked worried at Poppy’s expression. The Medi-witch just smiled and patted Harry’s shoulder and she glanced towards the Medical Wing doors.

“No nothing. We are just waiting of Professor Snape and the Headmaster to get here. Once they are here we will sort the whole mess out.” Poppy said in a cheerful voice. Harry frowned wondering why the Headmaster would be needed for this situation. Harry finally started to look around and noticed Draco sitting against the wall near the doors. Harry frowned seeing the Blond boy and wondered why he was there.

“Malfoy what are you doing here?” Harry asked with a snarl. Draco smirked and looked at Harry giving no emotions away as he calmly stared at Harry.

“Think Potter and I’m sure you can figure it out.” Draco drawled at the smaller boy. Harry frowned then shifted nervously as his dream poked itself back into his mind. Was it possible that the dream he had had, was not just a dream. Harry shifted a bit and glanced towards Poppy before looking at Draco again.

“It wasn’t just a dream, was it?” Harry asked softly barely able to think of it as truth. Draco smirked and clapped his hands softly.

“And the Golden boy figures it out.” Draco said with a smirk. Harry gulped loudly and buried his face in his hands shaking his head slowly murmuring to himself. He couldn’t believe this was happening but apparently it was and there was nothing he could do to stop it. To make it worse he had to obey Draco for a month. Harry began to feel sick to his stomach. Harry shuddered and whimpered a bit. Sure he wanted a family but not like this. Sure Draco was hot but the two of them could never get along. Then there was the deal he had made.

“Oh crap the vow!” Harry muttered. Draco chuckled darkly at Harry’s realization then moved slowly towards the bed. He leaned down so his lips were next to Harry’s ear and blew gently causing Harry to jump.

“Don’t worry. That month will start tomorrow I believe. That way it’s out of the way before my heir is born.” Draco stated with his own smirk. Harry snarled and glared at Draco.

“Who says the child will be your heir Malfoy.” Harry growled at the blond boy. He could feel himself bristling at the way Draco was acting. Draco smirked and leaned back with a soft laugh.

“Simple Potter, I’m the father you are the carrier.” Draco stated with a smirk as he reached down and rubbed the other boy’s stomach. Harry growled and glared daggers at Draco.

“Then how about I just abort the child now?” Harry asked glaring at Draco. Draco laughed at Harry’s words and shook his head.

“Not going to happen Potter. It would cost you your life to abort the child. That’s one of the particulars about the Aphrodisianist potion.” Draco stated. Harry again started to feel sick. He covered his face and shook his head closing his green eyes tightly. He couldn’t believe he had gotten himself into such a situation.

“By Merlin’s beard why is it always me?” Harry asked his hands not noticing as Albus and Severus walked into the Medical Wing. Harry felt like a train had hit him. He didn’t even look up as Draco glanced towards the doors and moved away from Harry. Albus and Severus walked over to the two boys Severus glancing significantly at Draco who just smirked.

“So my boy, I understand you have caused yourself some trouble.” Albus said bringing Harry’s attention to the Headmaster. Harry sighed and looked at the man then slowly nodded. Albus smiled his eyes twinkling steadily as he watched Harry a moment.

“Headmaster what exactly will this cause? I mean I knew nothing of that potion! What was the likely hood tossing a single holly berry into a headache potion turn it into this?” Harry cried out. Severus blinked and stared at Harry as he frowned.

“Potter at what point did you toss that berry into the potion and was it whole or crushed?” Severus asked quickly suddenly nervous. Harry blinked and frowned as he thought on this.

“It was a whole berry and I think I tossed it in while Malfoy was stirring counter clockwise after putting in the powdered willow bark.” Harry said nervously. He watched as Severus’ eyes widened a bit and he moved jerkily.

“How many times had he stirred before?” Severus asked. Harry nervously bit at his lower lip as he tried to remember. He shifted wondering if there might be more to this like of questioning.

“I think he was on the fourth or just finished it.” Harry said softly. Draco frowned wondering why his Godfather was reacting the way he was also. It seemed that maybe the error Harry had caused was not one that would normally cause the Aphrodisianist potion.

“I see. Headmaster I need to go and try to repeat this potion. It seems that should not work. The headache potion requires crushed holy and 3 rose petals added at different times to make it and Aphrodisianist potion.” Severus stated causing both Harry and Draco to stare at him.

“But I only tossed one whole berry in. I didn’t add anything else.” Harry stated. Severus glared at the green eyed boy then stalked out not even waiting for Albus to give him permission.

“Damn Potter you may of just found a new type of potion out.” Draco growled as Albus motioned for Poppy to come over again.

“Well since Severus seems to have his attention else where and the potion may not of been an Aphrodisianist potion shall I suggest we check Harry for a child?” Albus asked calmly. Harry nodded as Draco pouted. He would still have full control over the other boy for a month but he was kind of liking the idea of Potter carrying his heir. Albus watched as Poppy began to cast the spell that would check if Harry was carrying a child or not. Once she finished the incantation a pale glow settled over Harry’s stomach. The glow began to shimmer and change colors finally resting on pink. Poppy blinked a couple times then sighed.

“Harry you are going to become a father.” Poppy said. Draco was doing a happy dance inside his mind as Poppy confirmed the pregnancy. Harry just sighed and rubbed at his face then looked at Albus.

“Headmaster how long will I be pregnant for?” Harry asked softly. He could just imagine how his aunt and uncle would react to this situation. He could just imagine then there was the fact that they starved him. Really it wasn’t a situation to return to while pregnant.

“Depending on how close to the Aphrodisianist potion this one is. Your pregnancy should last 6 months. So you should be ready to deliver in August sometime.” Albus stated calmly. Harry paled at the thought. That would mean he would really be showing by the time June came. He wished there was a way to hide this from his friends but nothing he could think of would work.

“Headmaster, if what you say is true. I can’t go back to my family.” Harry said softly. He shut his eyes in fear that Albus would say he still had to return to them. Draco blinked then laughed.

“Potter we will have to stay with each other 12 hours of every day in the last two months of that pregnancy. There is no way you are going to be staying with a couple of Muggles if I have to stay with you that much of every day.” Draco stated. Harry glared at Draco wanting to wring his neck.

“Yes well even I understand that your aunt and uncle would not understand this situation Mr. Potter. So you will have to stay at the house you inherited from your godfather this summer.” Albus stated. Harry winced hearing that and sighed softly.

“How will Malfoy get into that particular house Headmaster? After all it is under Fidelius.” Harry pointed out and Albus just smiled.

“I will give him the address on the last day of school since he will be joining you there. Who knows maybe he’ll be able to figure out how to get that awful portrait off that wall.” Albus pointed out. Harry actually snorted in reaction to that.

“What are you talking about? Where will we be staying?” Draco asked grumpily. Harry just smiled at Draco for once and laughed.

“My godfather’s old house. It’s a bit run down but you should like it. After all it was owned by a dark pure blood family.” Harry stated. Draco blinked and frowned. How would Harry James Potter inherit a Dark Families home?

“How did you ever get a Dark Families home?” Draco asked. Harry laughed again then sighed.

“It doesn’t matter, Headmaster should I return to my dorm?” Harry asked Albus as he prepared to leave.

“Yes of course. You to Mr. Malfoy, and I expect to see both of you after classes in my office. The password is Blood pops.” Albus said. Harry stood and turned to leave the Medical Wing with Draco right behind him.

“Oh Potter, I expect to see you at the Slytherin table by 7:30 AM.” Draco stated. Harry winced then glared at the other boy.

“Fine Draco, I’ll see you then.” Harry snarled then stormed off towards the Gryffindor Dorms as Draco strutted towards the Slytherin Dorms.