A Battered Snape For Breakfast
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Snape
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
7,794
Reviews:
29
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Hmmmm....What to Make for Breakfast?
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"I wonder what I should make for breakfast. Dudley and Uncle Dursley always want eggs and suasage, and Aunt Patunia always wants her grapefruit. Hmm, it is my birthday after all, maybe I should make something that I like so that I can eat the leftovers. I KNOW!! PANCAKES!!!"
*thump thump*
Harry looked around nervously. *thump thump knock cough* "Hmm, someone must be at the door" harry wondered to himself. Walking causiously to the door with a kitchen knife in hand, he slowly arived at the door and carefully opened it.
"PROFESSOR SNAPE?! What are you doing here?!"
"mmph. Must protect" Snape mummbled before promptly passing out.
Harry pulled out his wand and levitated the professor into his uncles living room and onto the couch. Next thing he knew he was on the ground with his head throbbing in pain. He felt a little trickle of blood slide down the side of his face, but he was to shocked from it all to move and realize who was standing there. He gains the strength to turn his head around to see that it was Uncle Vernon. "INSOLENT BOY WHO THE HELL HAVE YOU BROUGHT IN THIS TIME?!?! IS IT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FREAKISH FRIENDS?!?!" He leered at Harry. "But Uncle Vernon...." "NO BUTS! YOU IDIOTIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN!" "...Hes hurt. We need to help him.... he could die. And... hes NOT a freak, hes the most respected potions master in the world." "Respected is he? Well not in this house. And you can't use magic anyways...its illegal. In't it?" "Not Anymore!!" Harry hissed. His eyes started glowing red. His fangs enlengthened, and his hair started blowing as if a wind had suddenly started. "He is to be my mate and thou shalt not harm him" Uncle Vernon backed away nervously.
Snape woke up.
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Uhm hey, sorry it took so long to update. I'll try to write longer chapters from here on out. Peace Nuccas.
CREDITS
THE SLUT FACE [lol] TYPED ALL THIS
SHES COOLER THEN YOUR FACE
=]
And she wrote some of it while I was going poddy.
And shes typing this now trying her best not to laugh. =D
Bye bye.
OH YEAH
She came up with the Peace nuccas thing too.
BURN AT CHOURE MOTHER
=]
My_Soul_Will_be_freed
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"I wonder what I should make for breakfast. Dudley and Uncle Dursley always want eggs and suasage, and Aunt Patunia always wants her grapefruit. Hmm, it is my birthday after all, maybe I should make something that I like so that I can eat the leftovers. I KNOW!! PANCAKES!!!"
*thump thump*
Harry looked around nervously. *thump thump knock cough* "Hmm, someone must be at the door" harry wondered to himself. Walking causiously to the door with a kitchen knife in hand, he slowly arived at the door and carefully opened it.
"PROFESSOR SNAPE?! What are you doing here?!"
"mmph. Must protect" Snape mummbled before promptly passing out.
Harry pulled out his wand and levitated the professor into his uncles living room and onto the couch. Next thing he knew he was on the ground with his head throbbing in pain. He felt a little trickle of blood slide down the side of his face, but he was to shocked from it all to move and realize who was standing there. He gains the strength to turn his head around to see that it was Uncle Vernon. "INSOLENT BOY WHO THE HELL HAVE YOU BROUGHT IN THIS TIME?!?! IS IT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FREAKISH FRIENDS?!?!" He leered at Harry. "But Uncle Vernon...." "NO BUTS! YOU IDIOTIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN!" "...Hes hurt. We need to help him.... he could die. And... hes NOT a freak, hes the most respected potions master in the world." "Respected is he? Well not in this house. And you can't use magic anyways...its illegal. In't it?" "Not Anymore!!" Harry hissed. His eyes started glowing red. His fangs enlengthened, and his hair started blowing as if a wind had suddenly started. "He is to be my mate and thou shalt not harm him" Uncle Vernon backed away nervously.
Snape woke up.
~~~
Uhm hey, sorry it took so long to update. I'll try to write longer chapters from here on out. Peace Nuccas.
CREDITS
THE SLUT FACE [lol] TYPED ALL THIS
SHES COOLER THEN YOUR FACE
=]
And she wrote some of it while I was going poddy.
And shes typing this now trying her best not to laugh. =D
Bye bye.
OH YEAH
She came up with the Peace nuccas thing too.
BURN AT CHOURE MOTHER
=]
My_Soul_Will_be_freed