Dear Voldemort
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,298
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A response
references to slash,
"" Speaking
// letter
"Idiot boy, what makes him think he can tell me what to do. Bloody Gryfindor courage, you would think the boy would have learned his lesson about being so bloody brave after what happened to his parents. Bravery is just another word for stupidity. Don't you agree Nagini"
"Yessss, Massster."
/Potter
Thank you so much for informing me of how much my nightly enjoyment of the talented Snape upsets you. Now that I know that you still have difficulties blocking me out I shall try to adjust my sexual urges. You will find in the morning that your dear old potions professor will not be present. The reason for his absence is that I have decided that I need him more readily available to appease my urges. This is all thanks to that very informative, not to mention rude, letter I recieved from you just the other day. I have decided that since it bothers you so much at night I will now enjoy the many pleasures Snape's body has to offer more frequently. I do hope the visions you recieve from these trysts continue to plague you like you have plagued me for the duration of your short but annoying life. It is with deepest regrets that I inform you that I am at the moment unable to comply with you request that I 'Occlum' myself before partaking of all that your professor has to offer. For you see I enjoy reading Snape's thoughts when he is at his most relaxed and if I was to perform the occlumency spell I would no longer be able to enjoy such delicious secrets.
Until we meet again,
Lord Voldemort/
"That should teach the little brat to mind his manners. Hmmm, I wonder where Snape has run off to I think I should begin to make good on my threats."
"" Speaking
// letter
"Idiot boy, what makes him think he can tell me what to do. Bloody Gryfindor courage, you would think the boy would have learned his lesson about being so bloody brave after what happened to his parents. Bravery is just another word for stupidity. Don't you agree Nagini"
"Yessss, Massster."
/Potter
Thank you so much for informing me of how much my nightly enjoyment of the talented Snape upsets you. Now that I know that you still have difficulties blocking me out I shall try to adjust my sexual urges. You will find in the morning that your dear old potions professor will not be present. The reason for his absence is that I have decided that I need him more readily available to appease my urges. This is all thanks to that very informative, not to mention rude, letter I recieved from you just the other day. I have decided that since it bothers you so much at night I will now enjoy the many pleasures Snape's body has to offer more frequently. I do hope the visions you recieve from these trysts continue to plague you like you have plagued me for the duration of your short but annoying life. It is with deepest regrets that I inform you that I am at the moment unable to comply with you request that I 'Occlum' myself before partaking of all that your professor has to offer. For you see I enjoy reading Snape's thoughts when he is at his most relaxed and if I was to perform the occlumency spell I would no longer be able to enjoy such delicious secrets.
Until we meet again,
Lord Voldemort/
"That should teach the little brat to mind his manners. Hmmm, I wonder where Snape has run off to I think I should begin to make good on my threats."