Vacation

Author's Notes: This is a collaboration between JenKM1216 and Alauralen. Thanks to the brilliant LariLee for lending us her beta skills.

Warnings: This is a humorous and smutty parody. The canon characters found within are all showing their 'softer side'... as well as their harder parts. We hope everyone enjoys it!


Disclaimer: We do not own anything from HP. Janece is owned by JenKM1216. Morrighan is owned by Alauralen. Sierra is owned by Jenn. We are not making any money. This is purely for our own wicked enjoyment.

We really love JKR and have the utmost respect for her. This is just a farce for our own illicit fantasies. We do not know JKR and do not presume to portray any factual information about her. We love JKR!

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Vacation

Chapter One


Morrighan nudged her older sister, Sierra, and her little sister, Janece. “That hot guy is totally checking us out,” she squealed.

“Oh, my gosh,” Sierra exclaimed excitedly.

“Is it just me or does he look exactly like the descriptions of Draco Malfoy?” Janece asked.

“I was thinking the same thing! And look at those guys at the table with him. Don’t they look like Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black?” Morrighan pointed discreetly to the men with the hottie.

“If they are real, these guys are them,” Sierra said.

“Let’s go talk to him,” Janece urged.

The three sisters linked arms and walked towards the blond man.

“Hello there, ladies,” he purred when they reached the table. “Are three beautiful women like you out alone?”

Janece tossed her hair behind her shoulders. “Yes, we are all alone. Maybe you and your friends could keep us company today.”

Sierra couldn’t help but add, “Five strong men could protect us from the unknown.”

Morrighan nearly choked with laughter. Her sisters were incorrigible. She managed to control herself and shot the sexy man a winning smile. “I’m Morrighan,” she said. “This is my older sister, Sierra, and our younger sister, Janece. We’re from the US.”

~*~ ~*~ ~*~

Draco couldn’t believe his luck. These were American women who were obviously looking for a good time. Of course, who could resist the Malfoy charms?

Draco leaned forward and stroked Sierra’s cheek with a single finger.

“I’m Draco. I would be more than happy to show you around London.”

“It’s true then?” Sierra asked.

“Is what true?” he asked in bewilderment.

“The Harry Potter stories are true. You’re Draco Malfoy,” Morrighan said.

Draco paled and Janece said, “It is true! Look at him. He looks positively ill!”

At this exclamation, the four older men finally noticed the three women standing around Draco.

“Draco, what did you do?” Severus asked sternly. “We had charms in place to keep this from happening, you foolish boy!”

“The charms are still in place. They have just been modified for the sake of these lovely ladies,” Draco said defensively. “Look at them and tell me you’re upset. This is Sierra, Morrighan, and Janece.”

“I, for one, am most assuredly not upset,” Sirius piped up. He rose from his chair and circled the table. Bowing to the sisters, he said, “I am Sirius Black. And no, I’m not dead. I didn’t spend twelve years in Azkaban, and I am definitely very pleased to make your acquaintance.”

As he kissed their hands, Lucius found his voice and said dryly, “Well, now there is no denying our identities.”

“There was no denying them before,” Sierra said playfully, moving to stand between Draco and his father. “Let me guess, you’re Lucius Malfoy?”

“And you are Remus Lupin,” Morrighan said to the bemused Werewolf.

Janece surprised everyone when she approached the scowling Potions master and sat down on his lap. “And you’re Severus Snape,” she said.

Severus looked more surprised than anyone. He quickly stood up, dislodging the woman from his lap, and said, “Perhaps this should be taken somewhere more private?”

Janece looked at Severus, pouting. “Fine then.” She tossed her hair again and rounded the table to stand with her sisters. “Be that way,” she added impishly.

Draco got the distinct impression that she was holding back from sticking out her tongue at the glaring man. He was highly amused and silently threw prayers of thanks to anyone listening for sending these three delectable women across his path.

The wizards stood and Draco grabbed Sierra’s arm. “Meet you all at Malfoy Manor,” he said before Apparating her to the Manor.

Sierra gaped at the Manor as the others Apparated beside them.

Sirius had Apparated Morrighan, and Snape, Draco was amused to note, had Apparated Janece, who clung to him like a second skin. Morrighan leaned against Sirius looking a bit rattled.

Glancing back over at Sierra, he noticed that she was too in awe of Malfoy Manor to care about the Apparation.

~*~ ~*~ ~*~

Lucius played the part of the gracious host to the three awed ladies. They had gawked with dropped jaws at the house as they moved through it. Normally, he would have jumped at the chance to show his home, but there were more pressing matters that needed to be discussed.

Everyone was seated and had a glass of wine when Lucius finally spoke up.

“Well, ladies, you have discovered that the Wizarding world does indeed exist. However, your concept of it is a bit…off.”

“Off is right,” Sierra said. “Seeing as he,” she jerked her thumb in Sirius’ direction, “is supposed to be dead.”

Lucius smiled and said, “Yes there is that.”

“I think we should just Obliviate them and be done with it,” Severus said darkly.

“Now where is the fun in that?” Sirius asked.

At that moment, Remus finally decided to speak up. “Are you sure you want to do that, Severus? It would seem that Janece has some sort of interest in you, and I would think you would not want to pass up that small miracle.”

Severus glowered menacingly at Remus, and Morrighan quickly said, “Janece seems rather interested in your shaggy ass too, Remus.”

Remus flushed and Severus almost smiled as Janece licked her lips delicately.

“Well, I don’t think any one of us would mind any one of you,” Sierra said, winking at Lucius and Draco.

Lucius felt his pants tighten, and he swallowed hard. “Um…” he managed. “Well, we should discuss the inconsistencies in the books. I am not, and never was, a Death Eater. In fact, Voldemort was just a boy at Hogwarts who was lonely and wanted attention. He started calling himself Voldemort and his few friends Death Eaters. I am no longer married to Narcissa. We divorced years ago, when Draco was still in school. I’m retired from the Ministry.”

Draco continued, “I may be a bit of a prat, but am nothing like the ass she described in the books. I do not hate Muggle-borns or half-bloods. Neither does my father. I am rather arrogant and know I’m good looking though.” He winked at Sierra. “Oh, I’m not working right now.”

Sirius piped up. “I already told you that I was never in Azkaban and obviously am not dead. James and Lily are quite alive. Peter Pettigrew followed us around, but we weren’t really friends. He wasn’t even in Gryffindor. I am an Animagus, and I am registered. I give private lessons on how to become an Animagus.”

He elbowed Remus as silence fell. Clearing his throat he said, “I am a Werewolf, but not penniless and jobless. I teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts and have since Draco’s third year. I only transform once a month, but Severus provides the Wolfsbane Potion for me.”

Severus raised an eyebrow as everyone looked at him. Sighing in defeat, he said, “I’m a Potions master and the Potions professor at Hogwarts. I was never a Death Eater, although I am a half-blood. However, my father did not beat me and my mother like so many people seem to think. No, I was never in love with Lily Evans. We were just friends. I was friends with Remus and put up with Sirius and James.” He glared at Sirius. “Students hate and fear me. I’m a black-hearted bastard in class.” He fell silent and sat back, brooding.

“Well,” Morrighan said brightly. “We are from the US. I am a fashion consultant. Janece is a published author and Sierra runs a large children’s charity. We like traveling together as we are very close. If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. We are in London looking for a good time.”

“Okay,” Draco said brightly. “Why don’t we escort you back to your hotel? You can get dressed and meet us downstairs in an hour. We will show you ladies a good time.”

~*~ ~*~ ~*~

Severus stomped his foot impatiently. The women were twenty minutes late. He was just getting up to leave when Remus whistled. Draco and Sirius catcalled loudly, and Severus was thankful for the charms they had put in place to make sure no one but the three sisters actually noticed them.

He turned around and was stunned by the visions of beauty before him.

Morrighan was about five inches taller in black, patent leather, ankle-strap, platform sandals. She wore a deep purple, stretch lace camisole that pushed her small pert breasts up nicely and the lowest, black leather, lace-up pants he had ever seen. The camisole fell above her bellybutton, leaving a silver chain around her waist visible. His jaw dropped when he realized that a purple thong was clearly visible over the top of the skin tight pants.

Sierra followed next. She was about two inches taller in leather ankle boots. She wore a tight, deep red vest with nothing underneath and mid-calf black, capri pants that molded to her like a second skin. The vest exposed her right and left sides and her belly button. It was obvious that she wore no bra underneath. He felt as if he was going to explode right there in the hotel lobby.

Janece trailed her sisters. She had on a pair of shiny, black, lace-up, thigh-high boots that had chunky three inch heels. She wore a tight, sea green corset with silver beading. Her large breasts were threatening to spill over the top. Just a brushing of stomach was visible. She had on a short, black, flounce skirt with slits over either leg that threatened to reveal her knickers with each step. His pants tightened considerably when he realized she was wearing Slytherin colors.

Sierra and Janece had their hair pulled up into simple, high ponytails, and Morrighan’s short, pixie style cut glistened with mousse.

Severus forced his jaw closed and noticed that the other men looked as frazzled as he felt. They all exchanged glances. Sirius, Draco and Lucius looked smug while Remus looked almost frightened. Severus was sure he looked exactly like Remus.

~*~ ~*~ ~*~

Once they had all made their way to the bar, the sisters smiled wickedly at each other. Morrighan ordered for herself and both her sisters. “Three shots of whiskey and six long necks.”

Due to the noise, the men encircling them did not hear what was ordered. They all looked at each other in surprise when they saw what the bartender was pouring for the girls.

“There are not enough beers for all of us,” Remus pointed out to Morrighan.

“That would be because they are not for you,” she replied with a smirk.

“Don’t you think you should start out a bit slower?” Severus asked Janece in a silky voice next to her ear, causing her to shiver.

Janece turned around and looked Severus dead in the eyes, a naughty smile on her full lips. “We never take anything slow or easy. What would be the fun in that?”

She saw Severus’ look of surprise and his eyes darken a bit before turning back to the bar.

The men all ordered their drinks, with Sierra insisting that they all do a shot with them. They each picked up their respective shots and Morrighan made the toast. “Here is to what is looking to be our best damn vacation ever!”

Her sisters smirked before everyone downed their shots. The sisters then proceeded to drink their entire first bottle of beer in one breath as a chaser. The men all watched, jaws on the floor.

The girls slammed empty bottles of beer on the bar, panting. They each grabbed the second beer and turned around to face the men.

“Who wants to go dance?” Sierra asked, flashing an excited smile.

“I do!” Draco said, recovering from the sight. Taking Sierra’s hand, he led her toward the dance floor.

Sierra stopped him and looked back at Lucius hungrily. “Want to join us?”

“Maybe later, love,” he said, trying to adjust his trousers without anyone noticing. She shrugged and went out to dance with Draco.

“Do you want to dance?” Janece asked Severus, already beginning to feel the warmth of the alcohol spread through her.

Severus looked at her in surprise before saying, “I do not dance, Janece,” as though that should be obvious.

“Fine, I’ll dance with her then,” Sirius said, looking her over from head to foot and back again. “Come here, pet,” he growled, putting his arm around her waist as Severus glared at both of them.

“Come on, Remmy, you know you want to,” Morrighan told Remus, backing slowly away from him, crooking her index finger in a “come hither” way.

Remus’ feet were moving toward her before he even realized it. Soon there were three couples grinding against each other out on the dance floor. Severus and Lucius watched them for a few moments before Severus said, “For Merlin’s sake! They might as well be having sex on the dance floor!”

“Jealous?” Lucius asked him with a smirk, looking over at his long-time friend.

“Yes!” Severus said annoyed.

“Then maybe we should go join them,” Lucius said with a wicked smile. Looking back at the dance floor, he frowned. “Do you see Draco and Sierra?”

~*~ ~*~ ~*~

Draco was behind Sierra, grinding his hard cock against her delectable ass. He had slipped his bare arm across her midrift and began to slide his hand up under the vest to caress her full breast. He groaned, getting even harder when his hand found naked flesh instead of the barrier of a bra. Draco smiled as he bent to nibble her neck as she gasped loudly. Her nipples were already hard. She was just as turned on as he was. He had never really doubted that she would be though because he was, after all, a Malfoy.

Draco heard Sierra moan as he pinched her taunt nipples, and she wiggled even more against his cock. Draco needed to fuck her now or he risked having an orgasm in his pants.

Sierra was so turned on, so hot, so full of need. She could feel Draco’s large, hard dick pressing against her ass, grinding against her. She arched back, grinding on him as she felt a rush of wetness between her thighs. Oh, how she wanted to ride that big, hard cock!

She shivered in lust and need as he slid his well-muscled arm across her flat stomach, caressing her soft skin before he slid his hand up under her shirt. His hand made contact with her bare breast, causing her to gasp in surprise. She heard Draco groan happily in her ear as he bent to nibble on her neck.

Sierra moaned as Draco pinched her nipples and arched into his hand as she wiggled her ass harder against his hardness in time to the music. Unable to take anymore, she surprised him and herself by spinning around and pulling his mouth down to hers in a passionate, lusty kiss. She slid her leg up his and hooked it around his ass, grinding her soft mound against his hard cock.

After breaking the kiss, Draco grinned seductively and said, “Follow me.”

Sierra was too filled with lust to protest. She followed Draco towards the women’s bathroom, mesmerized by the sight of his tight muscular ass. He stopped at the door and turned, giving her a wicked grin before pushing it open and beckoning her inside.

Draco smiled cockily before quickly following her. As soon as he got through the door, Sierra was wrapped around him, kissing him passionately.

He groaned and pushed her roughly up against the wall. His nimble hands quickly undid the buttons holding her vest closed, freeing her twin globes. “Get into the last stall,” he ordered lustily, moving back to allow her to pass him.

Once inside, Draco removed his wand from the pant leg of his trousers. He quickly cast a Silencing Spell, once again slamming Sierra back into the wall, kissing her as his hands played with her full breasts. She moaned against his mouth as his tongue plundered hers.

Draco broke the kiss to nibble on her ear lobe before moving down to her neck and finally to her breast. Sierra arched, crying out in pleasure as his teeth grazed her nipple before sucking it hard into his mouth. Her hands knotted in his white-blonde hair as he began to caress her other breast with one hand while the other hand slid up her inner thigh to her center.

She gasped against his chest as he caressed her through her tight pants. His hands slowly slid up until he encountered the band of her pants. He pushed them down slowly and worked his way down to her knickers. He was shocked when his fingers encountered her naked flesh as he found a space in the crotch of her panties, allowing him to stroke her dripping folds. Sierra bucked her hips against his hand as his fingers teased her clit before sliding two fingers deep inside her.

Pulling away from her breast and straightening up, Draco looked down into her lust filled eyes. “Well, well, crotch-less panties. Wanted to make sure that that hot pussy of yours was easily accessible, huh?” Draco asked huskily with a smirk.

“Yes,” Sierra moaned. “Fuck me, Draco,” she said as she unbuckled his belt, undid his fly, and pushed down his trousers and his boxers to free his swollen cock.

She licked her lips as she took in his length and girth. She wrapped her hand around him and began to stroke him, eliciting a deep groan from him as he thrust his hips toward her hand.

“Enough!” Draco growled, grabbing her wrist. He flicked his wand, and her pants disappeared and reappeared on the floor. He dropped his wand on top of them and easily picked her up, thrusting roughly into her as she wrapped her legs and arms around him tightly. Sierra screamed in pleasure at the sudden, deep invasion while Draco fought to control himself as her hot, wet sheath surrounded him tightly, forcing himself not to shoot his load into her.

“Gods, you are so damn tight,” he breathed against her neck once he had control of himself. She clung to him with her legs and arms as he moved his hands to her ass for leverage.

Sierra had screamed his name when he surprised her by thrusting deep into her after lifting her off of the ground. He completely filled her to her deepest recesses, pressing against her womb. She shivered as his warm breath caressed her neck when he told her how tight she felt around him.

“Oh, you’re so big. No one has ever filled me like this,” she gasped out, wiggling against him, trying to get him to fuck her.

Draco pulled almost fully out of her before plunging back inside, making her cry out again. “Like that, do you?” he asked, already knowing the answer.

“Oh, yes! Fuck me hard, Draco Fuck me hard with your big cock!” Sierra cried out, desperate to feel the sweet friction of his body pounding into hers.

“You want it hard, my pet, I’ll give it to you hard,” Draco growled at her.

Draco pulled back and began a fierce internal assault, plunging hard and deep with every thrust. Sierra held onto him for dear life as he slammed into her over and over again. She cried out incoherently as she felt her orgasm building deep inside her.

“Oh, yeah, love, you do like it rough,” Draco groaned happily as he felt her pussy begin to get even tighter around him. Draco forced his own orgasm back as sweat rolled down his face from exertion. She was so damn tight, and her juices were dripping from his balls and rolling down his thighs.

“Come for me, now,” Draco panted out, grabbing her ponytail and jerking her head to the side so that he could bite and suck her neck roughly.

That pushed Sierra over the edge as she raked her nails down his arms, drawing blood, and began to cum harder than she ever had before. Wave after wave of intense bliss rolled through every part of her body, emanating from her pussy. She felt Draco’s thrusts become erratic as he neared his climax before feeling his hot seed explode into her waiting body.

Draco felt impossibly hard contractions in Sierra’s pussy as she came all around him. Nothing felt better than to have those muscles milking an orgasm from him, and he lost control himself when she began ripping her nails into his skin, his thrusts becoming jerky. Suddenly he came hard, shooting load after load of his cum deep inside her as she pulled it and him deeper and deeper inside.

As they came down off their high, Draco leaned his forehead to hers, their panting breaths mingling. Once he had caught his breath, he slid his limp member from her and placed her gently on her feet, helping her to stand on her shaking legs. Retrieving his wand, Draco cast a cleansing spell over both of them.

Draco kissed her slowly and deeply before saying mournfully, “Your sisters are probably wondering where you are. We should get back out there.”

Sierra nodded, still unable to form coherent words, and began to adjust her clothing as he fixed his own. He bent and retrieved his wand from the floor, casually flicking her pants back onto her body. Draco removed the Silencing Spell and walked out first, grinning smugly back at her.

Sierra slumped against the wall next to the door for a moment. “Damn, that was even better than I imagined,” she said in wonder to herself before following him back out into the din of the club.