Underground Romance
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
6
Views:
4,405
Reviews:
34
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Goblin Spells and Super Glue
Disclaimer: Once again I still don't own the rights to either Labyrinth or Harry Potter ... if I did both would be greatly different.
Author's note: Hey, if your reading this and actually liking it let me know, review. If you don't like it let me know, just don't flame. Give me a solid reason for your dislike. Also some may have notice I added Ds to the summary, well Jareth just told me that he was going to turn Severus into his ... pet. It isn't going to be real Ds but more play and it won't be happing for another few chapters. Jareth just seems too possessive to not be Severus' master.
Goblin Spell and Super Glue
“Awww … look Snivillus has a copy of 'Goblins and their World'. Think he wants to get in touch with his real family?” Sirius Black asked as he rifled through Severus Snape’s knapsack.
“Or maybe he is looking for a way to attract his mate? Merlin knows he needs all the help he can get.” James Potter added as he started to paint Zonko’s famous 'One Coat Super Stuck Quick Dry Glue' to the bottoms of Snape’s boots.
“Guys maybe we shouldn’t do this. I don’t know how much longer the sleeping spell will hold.” Remus Lupin interjected from his post at the door.
“Your too much of a pansy something Moony. Just keep lookout for another few minutes while
Prongs and I finish gluing Snivillus here to the ceiling.”
“And what am I suppose to do?” Peter cut in whining.
“You my dear chap will be turning all of Snape’s clothing a nice bright pink,” Sirius reasoned. “Yes, bright pink would look so much better with his grey underwear than all that black.”
“Hurry up Padfoot,” James exclaimed annoyed with Sirius’ lack of attention, “I don’t want Lily to suspect me in this. I actually want to get laid this week.”
“Don’t worry your wind beaten head. There won’t be any proof that we were involved in this one.” Sirius calmly explained once he finished sorting out all of Snape’s things.
“Either way I still don’t want to be late for our dinner date. It took me this long to get Lily to agree to go I am not going to give her reason not to.” James had just finished getting Snape into position once Peter cast the colour change charm on Snape’s robes.
“Is that bright enough?” Peter asked, once again feeling left out of the conversation.
“Wormtail it is perfect, any brighter and he would glow in the dark,” Sirius stated absentmindedly while flipping through Snape’s book.
“Good book there, Sirius? Don’t tell me you want to learn to speak goblin?” James chided as he put the glue back into his bag.
“Ha ha ha, funny Potter but I don’t really have the urge to converse with Snivillus and more than necessary,”
Though his words were a bit harsh about the book Sirius still didn’t put it down. In fact he started to read some of it that had caught his attention. The other boys were too busy packing up their supplies and setting the rooms to rights to pay him much attention.
“Okay, it looks like we are all done here. Now I am off to Lily for our romantic dinner get away. So not to wait up! Oh, and Sirius please don’t leave your play-wizard in my bed again.”
“Yeah sure Prongs what ever you say.” It appeared that Sirius was too engrossed in his new obsession to pay James much attention.
The others were starting to get worried. It was extremely out of character for Sirius Black to read a book that wasn’t full of scantily clad women. It was almost like he would under a spell. James didn’t like the glazed look of his friend’s eyes or the random muttering.
“So Sirius what is so interesting about that book? I mean come on it’s about goblins, if you want to learn about them you could actually pay attention in Binn’s class and we could get out of here before Snape wakes up and calls for help.” James tried one last to talk to his friend.
At first it appeared to work for Sirius stopped reading and turned toward James, but when he started to speak everyone knew that Sirius wasn’t himself and the words he spoke would change everything.
~~~~<<<<~~~~>>>>~~~~
Jareth was in the process of reviewing the negotiations with the Topside goblins when Winty entered the throne room in a rush. This wasn’t atypical since Winty was the one to tell everyone when a child was about to be wished to them, but what was unusual was the way Winty practically bounced into the room. For the most part he was one of the better behaved goblins, seeing him bounce around in what appeared to be excitement was quite a shock to the system.
“Goodness in Black Winty, what has gotten into you? Step too close to the Bog again?” Jareth looked up from his paper work to regard his now hyperactive messenger.
“Your Lordship won’t believe this!” Winty rushed over his words making his already raspy voice sound nasal. He was stepping from one foot to the other, not able to stay still while giving his report. “The one that speaks with the goblins will soon be joining us!” Saying his bit he ran off to tell all the travelers to get ready to go for a new arrival. He didn’t even pause to get the Kings leave like was required, his excitement was so great.
It took a moment for Jareth to process what Winty said once he left the room. Then once it sunk in it took him another moment to decipher what it meant. The one that spoke with goblins, what could he mean by that? Unless he meant Severus, yes of course. Severus was the one that all the goblins wanted to learn about. Ever since the Topside goblin told the others about him everyone had been waiting until the boy would join them. For all the goblins knew of their master’s obsession with the young wizard. They just didn’t know how long it would take him to get the boy.
Jareth had been planning to invade one of the minds of the marauders while they slept and plant the idea of wishing Severus away. But now from the sound of things that wasn’t going to be necessary. Now all he had to do was go Topside and gather his prize whilst he had the self-proclaimed marauders run his labyrinth for torturing his dear Severus for all those years. He had a feeling that this was going to be one trip Topside that he was going to enjoy immensely.
~~~~<<<<~~~~>>>>~~~~
Sirius wasn’t acting himself that much was obvious but was even worse was he was starting to talk about things that all child, at least wizards, learn not to say when they are still young.
“So it makes perfect sense, don’t you guys see?”
The dazed look hadn’t left his eyes in fact he now seemed to be almost feverish. The others were contemplating the pros and cons of getting a teacher. For on one had the teacher would know what to do with Sirius but on the other they would also notice Snape glued to the ceiling. Which was another problem all in itself, if they didn’t leave soon, then Snape would wake while they were still in the room meaning that it didn’t matter if they called a teacher or not. Snape’s yelling would have one running to see what the fuss was about.
“So all we have to do is wish Snape here away to the goblins and we will no longer have to deal with him. It would solve all our problems, and the best part is he would turn into a goblin!”
“Umm, Sirius I don’t know about you but I don’t want the Wizarding Courts after me for getting involved with Underground. And I know that I do not want to get mixed up with the goblin King. So why don’t we just leave Snape here and …”
“NO! Prongs, listen to me as long as we not try and take the child that would be Snape, back the goblin king wouldn’t have any reason to come Topside. That means the Ministry won’t be alerted and we’re free from Snivillus!”
Remus chose this moment to try and be the voice of reason. He was really starting to wonder what was in that book to make his friend act this frantic, “Sirius, listen to yourself. You know as well as we do that it doesn’t matter if we try and take Snape back or not the Goblin King could make us run his labyrinth if he so choice to. Please just stop this nonsense, put the book back, and come back to the dorm with us.”
Sirius wasn’t having any of it. He was too far under the spell to realize his actions and before the others could stop him, “I wish the goblins would take you away,” turning to Snape he proclaimed, “right now!”
For a minute there was dead silence, James and Remus held their breath hoping that it was just a fairy tail. That was but a false hope, for in the next moment child-like giggling was heard around the room and a snow white owl appeared overhead.
tbc ...
Natas
Author's note: Hey, if your reading this and actually liking it let me know, review. If you don't like it let me know, just don't flame. Give me a solid reason for your dislike. Also some may have notice I added Ds to the summary, well Jareth just told me that he was going to turn Severus into his ... pet. It isn't going to be real Ds but more play and it won't be happing for another few chapters. Jareth just seems too possessive to not be Severus' master.
Goblin Spell and Super Glue
“Awww … look Snivillus has a copy of 'Goblins and their World'. Think he wants to get in touch with his real family?” Sirius Black asked as he rifled through Severus Snape’s knapsack.
“Or maybe he is looking for a way to attract his mate? Merlin knows he needs all the help he can get.” James Potter added as he started to paint Zonko’s famous 'One Coat Super Stuck Quick Dry Glue' to the bottoms of Snape’s boots.
“Guys maybe we shouldn’t do this. I don’t know how much longer the sleeping spell will hold.” Remus Lupin interjected from his post at the door.
“Your too much of a pansy something Moony. Just keep lookout for another few minutes while
Prongs and I finish gluing Snivillus here to the ceiling.”
“And what am I suppose to do?” Peter cut in whining.
“You my dear chap will be turning all of Snape’s clothing a nice bright pink,” Sirius reasoned. “Yes, bright pink would look so much better with his grey underwear than all that black.”
“Hurry up Padfoot,” James exclaimed annoyed with Sirius’ lack of attention, “I don’t want Lily to suspect me in this. I actually want to get laid this week.”
“Don’t worry your wind beaten head. There won’t be any proof that we were involved in this one.” Sirius calmly explained once he finished sorting out all of Snape’s things.
“Either way I still don’t want to be late for our dinner date. It took me this long to get Lily to agree to go I am not going to give her reason not to.” James had just finished getting Snape into position once Peter cast the colour change charm on Snape’s robes.
“Is that bright enough?” Peter asked, once again feeling left out of the conversation.
“Wormtail it is perfect, any brighter and he would glow in the dark,” Sirius stated absentmindedly while flipping through Snape’s book.
“Good book there, Sirius? Don’t tell me you want to learn to speak goblin?” James chided as he put the glue back into his bag.
“Ha ha ha, funny Potter but I don’t really have the urge to converse with Snivillus and more than necessary,”
Though his words were a bit harsh about the book Sirius still didn’t put it down. In fact he started to read some of it that had caught his attention. The other boys were too busy packing up their supplies and setting the rooms to rights to pay him much attention.
“Okay, it looks like we are all done here. Now I am off to Lily for our romantic dinner get away. So not to wait up! Oh, and Sirius please don’t leave your play-wizard in my bed again.”
“Yeah sure Prongs what ever you say.” It appeared that Sirius was too engrossed in his new obsession to pay James much attention.
The others were starting to get worried. It was extremely out of character for Sirius Black to read a book that wasn’t full of scantily clad women. It was almost like he would under a spell. James didn’t like the glazed look of his friend’s eyes or the random muttering.
“So Sirius what is so interesting about that book? I mean come on it’s about goblins, if you want to learn about them you could actually pay attention in Binn’s class and we could get out of here before Snape wakes up and calls for help.” James tried one last to talk to his friend.
At first it appeared to work for Sirius stopped reading and turned toward James, but when he started to speak everyone knew that Sirius wasn’t himself and the words he spoke would change everything.
~~~~<<<<~~~~>>>>~~~~
Jareth was in the process of reviewing the negotiations with the Topside goblins when Winty entered the throne room in a rush. This wasn’t atypical since Winty was the one to tell everyone when a child was about to be wished to them, but what was unusual was the way Winty practically bounced into the room. For the most part he was one of the better behaved goblins, seeing him bounce around in what appeared to be excitement was quite a shock to the system.
“Goodness in Black Winty, what has gotten into you? Step too close to the Bog again?” Jareth looked up from his paper work to regard his now hyperactive messenger.
“Your Lordship won’t believe this!” Winty rushed over his words making his already raspy voice sound nasal. He was stepping from one foot to the other, not able to stay still while giving his report. “The one that speaks with the goblins will soon be joining us!” Saying his bit he ran off to tell all the travelers to get ready to go for a new arrival. He didn’t even pause to get the Kings leave like was required, his excitement was so great.
It took a moment for Jareth to process what Winty said once he left the room. Then once it sunk in it took him another moment to decipher what it meant. The one that spoke with goblins, what could he mean by that? Unless he meant Severus, yes of course. Severus was the one that all the goblins wanted to learn about. Ever since the Topside goblin told the others about him everyone had been waiting until the boy would join them. For all the goblins knew of their master’s obsession with the young wizard. They just didn’t know how long it would take him to get the boy.
Jareth had been planning to invade one of the minds of the marauders while they slept and plant the idea of wishing Severus away. But now from the sound of things that wasn’t going to be necessary. Now all he had to do was go Topside and gather his prize whilst he had the self-proclaimed marauders run his labyrinth for torturing his dear Severus for all those years. He had a feeling that this was going to be one trip Topside that he was going to enjoy immensely.
~~~~<<<<~~~~>>>>~~~~
Sirius wasn’t acting himself that much was obvious but was even worse was he was starting to talk about things that all child, at least wizards, learn not to say when they are still young.
“So it makes perfect sense, don’t you guys see?”
The dazed look hadn’t left his eyes in fact he now seemed to be almost feverish. The others were contemplating the pros and cons of getting a teacher. For on one had the teacher would know what to do with Sirius but on the other they would also notice Snape glued to the ceiling. Which was another problem all in itself, if they didn’t leave soon, then Snape would wake while they were still in the room meaning that it didn’t matter if they called a teacher or not. Snape’s yelling would have one running to see what the fuss was about.
“So all we have to do is wish Snape here away to the goblins and we will no longer have to deal with him. It would solve all our problems, and the best part is he would turn into a goblin!”
“Umm, Sirius I don’t know about you but I don’t want the Wizarding Courts after me for getting involved with Underground. And I know that I do not want to get mixed up with the goblin King. So why don’t we just leave Snape here and …”
“NO! Prongs, listen to me as long as we not try and take the child that would be Snape, back the goblin king wouldn’t have any reason to come Topside. That means the Ministry won’t be alerted and we’re free from Snivillus!”
Remus chose this moment to try and be the voice of reason. He was really starting to wonder what was in that book to make his friend act this frantic, “Sirius, listen to yourself. You know as well as we do that it doesn’t matter if we try and take Snape back or not the Goblin King could make us run his labyrinth if he so choice to. Please just stop this nonsense, put the book back, and come back to the dorm with us.”
Sirius wasn’t having any of it. He was too far under the spell to realize his actions and before the others could stop him, “I wish the goblins would take you away,” turning to Snape he proclaimed, “right now!”
For a minute there was dead silence, James and Remus held their breath hoping that it was just a fairy tail. That was but a false hope, for in the next moment child-like giggling was heard around the room and a snow white owl appeared overhead.
tbc ...
Natas