Say It Ain't So!
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
8
Views:
4,411
Reviews:
28
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0
Currently Reading:
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Chapter 02
Title: Say It Ain’t So!
Author: Reyn
Rating: M cuz I said so.
Disclaimer: Jest cause I play with them doesn’t mean I own them.
Warnings: attack on male pregnancies and the OOCness of the whole world
Author’s Note: Will all my updates be this fast? …Probably not. This jest happens to be the chapter that started it all.
Chapter 2
"Draco, I'm pregnant!"
Draco Malfoy froze for a moment before looking up at his boyfriend in absolute horror, not bothering to watch the volume of his voice here in the library. "...WHAT?!"
"I'm pregnant with your child and if you leave me, I'll see to it that this baby gets half of your fortune by the time it’s born!" Harry stated angrily, slamming his hands down on the table opposite of the Slytherin.
"...What-?"
"And not only that! I'll see to it that the baby gets a new father! One that'll be a million times better than you! Who won't put me down with harsh words or-"
"Potter, what the shit?” Draco hissed, finally regaining his sense of thought after what he believed to be the world’s most random outburst. “Have you been inhaling the fumes in Potions again?"
Plopping down in the nearest chair, Harry rested his head in his hands and began to sob helplessly. "Oh Merlin, who am I kidding. I would never be able to do any of that. Don't leave me, Draco. Promise me, please? If not for me, then for the sake of our baby..."
“What the-? Potter, I’m not leav-” Realization dawned on Draco and his eyes narrowed in suspicion. "Is this some sorry attempt to keep me from traveling to Spain for summer holidays? How did you even find out about that trip?"
Harry froze, the pitiful sobbing coming to an abrupt halt before suddenly starting up again. "The baby's due in August! Why! Why would you want to be gone during such a-"
"Potter, stop the act," Draco ordered, shutting the book he had previously been looking through.
"Act! I would never-!"
"Men don't have babies."
Harry blinked, looking up. "...Really?"
"What do you mean 'really?!' Where the fuck were you raised!"
"Not...not even in the wizarding world?"
"Wha- NO!!" Draco cried out in horror.
"It’s not...there's not even some...remote procedure to...?"
"What the fuck!” Draco stood and proceeded to storm off as elegantly as possible. “I thought you were friends with Granger! Honestly!"
"Wait, Draco! Where are you going!" Harry called out, not moving from his seat.
"Bangladesh!"
"What? Why!"
"I'm getting this sudden urge to convert to muggle Christianity. DON’T follow me."
"...Damn."
Apparently, Draco Malfoy was not much of a family man. Not only that, but he was now onto Harry Potter’s secret mission of Operation F.U.C.K.M.E.F.A.I.T.H.
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Author: Reyn
Rating: M cuz I said so.
Disclaimer: Jest cause I play with them doesn’t mean I own them.
Warnings: attack on male pregnancies and the OOCness of the whole world
Author’s Note: Will all my updates be this fast? …Probably not. This jest happens to be the chapter that started it all.
Chapter 2
"Draco, I'm pregnant!"
Draco Malfoy froze for a moment before looking up at his boyfriend in absolute horror, not bothering to watch the volume of his voice here in the library. "...WHAT?!"
"I'm pregnant with your child and if you leave me, I'll see to it that this baby gets half of your fortune by the time it’s born!" Harry stated angrily, slamming his hands down on the table opposite of the Slytherin.
"...What-?"
"And not only that! I'll see to it that the baby gets a new father! One that'll be a million times better than you! Who won't put me down with harsh words or-"
"Potter, what the shit?” Draco hissed, finally regaining his sense of thought after what he believed to be the world’s most random outburst. “Have you been inhaling the fumes in Potions again?"
Plopping down in the nearest chair, Harry rested his head in his hands and began to sob helplessly. "Oh Merlin, who am I kidding. I would never be able to do any of that. Don't leave me, Draco. Promise me, please? If not for me, then for the sake of our baby..."
“What the-? Potter, I’m not leav-” Realization dawned on Draco and his eyes narrowed in suspicion. "Is this some sorry attempt to keep me from traveling to Spain for summer holidays? How did you even find out about that trip?"
Harry froze, the pitiful sobbing coming to an abrupt halt before suddenly starting up again. "The baby's due in August! Why! Why would you want to be gone during such a-"
"Potter, stop the act," Draco ordered, shutting the book he had previously been looking through.
"Act! I would never-!"
"Men don't have babies."
Harry blinked, looking up. "...Really?"
"What do you mean 'really?!' Where the fuck were you raised!"
"Not...not even in the wizarding world?"
"Wha- NO!!" Draco cried out in horror.
"It’s not...there's not even some...remote procedure to...?"
"What the fuck!” Draco stood and proceeded to storm off as elegantly as possible. “I thought you were friends with Granger! Honestly!"
"Wait, Draco! Where are you going!" Harry called out, not moving from his seat.
"Bangladesh!"
"What? Why!"
"I'm getting this sudden urge to convert to muggle Christianity. DON’T follow me."
"...Damn."
Apparently, Draco Malfoy was not much of a family man. Not only that, but he was now onto Harry Potter’s secret mission of Operation F.U.C.K.M.E.F.A.I.T.H.
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Mailing List? Special Notices or the Daily Digest at www.groups.yahoo.com/group/reyndor