The Tub Tag Curse

Wow! Thanks for all your responses. And for all of you worried about the underage sex thing – don’t. I won’t let it get that far because I don’t like that either. I’m planning for the culprits of the curse to be found out before we get done with the sixth year students.

Warning for this chapter: non-con (I want to say that this is meant to be a comedy, but I know that non-con in real life is no laughing matter. So please just see it as a story and not a reflection of my views of the real life subject of rape.)



A Bit of Revenge

Minerva McGonagall sat in the tub, her head back against the edge, humming with happiness. Dumbledore had made her scream like a banshee, her first lay in fifteen years! Ah… it was just what she needed. She wondered who he would give the disk to next. Hmmm… perhaps Professor Snape, she pondered. She giggled like a school girl at the thought of it.

Suddenly the door knob began to turn, and she sat up straight as she waited in excitement. In slipped… Mrs. Norris? “No!” Minerva exclaimed. It was even more of a shock when Filch’s scraggly head came peeking in the door. He looked at her and wagged his eyebrows, smiling his crooked smile.

“Ah… Mr. Filch?” McGonagall said, hoping he wasn’t the one. Gods! How could Dumbledore do this to her!

Filch tip-toed in as if he were trying to be secretive about it all. “Yes, it’s me… Minerva,” he said, trying out her first name. After all, he was about to have sex with the woman. He held up the disk and grinned at her.

McGonagall smiled at him reluctantly. “Well… Mr. Filch…,”

“Call me Argus,” he said. “After all, I’m about to stick it to you and all,” he grinned.

McGonagall put her hand up to her throat in shock. “What did you say?” she gasped.

“You know, I’m going to poke you with my wand here,” he said, grabbing at his crotch and moving his package around.

“I think not!” she exclaimed, disgusted.

The smile left his face. “What’s the matter? You know I like cats, don’t you? If you want to… you know… change into your… other form, I wouldn’t object to that either. I know what I’m doing with cats, don’t I Mrs. Norris?”

“Meow,” Mrs. Norris said.

“I will not!” McGonagall exclaimed.

“Calm down… Minerva,” Argus said. “I suppose I could settle for the saggy tits then.”

Minerva crossed her arms over her chest. “How dare you!”

“If we don’t go through with this,” he reminded, “you’ll be dooming all these brats to terrible sex lives. Now shut up, woman. I’ve had enough of your high-flaluting standards. I’m going to show you how the other half does it!”

McGonagall watched as Argus pulled down his pants and shirt. He grinned nastily at her and stroked his cock a few time. “Yeah… you want this, don’t you? You want a bite of my squib sausage,” he taunted.

McGonagall looked away. “No! I most certainly do not, Mr. Filch.” When she heard a splash she looked at Filch with wide eyes as he waded towards her. “Stay back!”

Argus growled with anger and he pointed a finger at her. “Just you listen to me, Professor. I could care less about all these idiot students, but I’ll be damned if I’m about to let my cock shrink. I still got some life in it, you know! So what’s it going to be?”

McGonagall looked at him in distress. She really didn’t have a say in the matter. Damn that Dumbledore! How could he do this to her? She thought of all the hatred directed towards her if she should disfigure the whole school by rejecting Filch.

She shut her eyes and told herself, “Just be brave, Minerva.”

When she opened her eyes, she said, “All right, but I’m not showing you the rest of my body.”

“That’s fine by me,” Argus grumped. “Not like I’ll be missing much.”

“I’m turning around in the water. Just put it in quickly and get this over with,” McGonagall snapped.

Minerva turned and held onto the edge of the bath, sticking her arse out towards Filch under the water.

Filch growled lustily, grabbing her hips, as he shoved his cock deep up her old hole.

“Oh!” Minerva gasped.

“Yeah… you like it, don’t you, you old wench?” he rasped, pumping into her harder and harder. “You just like to play hard to get!”

McGonagall had to admit, it did feel pretty good. As long as she didn’t have to look at his face, she could imagine it was Albus back there. If only the man would shut up, she could enjoy her little fantasy.

“Yeah…” he continued, “you like playing ‘hide the salami’ with old Filch, don’t you?” he groaned.

Mrs. Norris hissed at McGonagall from the side of the bath.

“It’s all right, my love,” Filch said to his cat. “Don’t be jealous. You know my heart belongs to you.”

“Hissssssssssssss” the cat continued.

McGonagall took a palm full of water and tossed it at the cat. Mrs. Norris cried out and scampered to the far side of the room.

“Now that wasn’t nice, Minerva,” Filch said. “I’m going to have to pound the meat a little harder now.” Filch pulled her hips harder against his cock.

“Oh, Oh, Oh…” McGonagall cried. Despite her disgust for Filch, her body liked what he was doing.

Mrs. Norris was hissing again as Minerva’s climax was approaching. McGonagall hissed back at her before she reached her peak.

Filch grunted as he came, slowing down and holding himself in her as long as possible. Minerva wiggled out of his grasp and stepped out the tub quickly, grabbing a towel. When she glanced at Filch, he was relaxing in the tub, looking satisfied, just as she had done after she had Albus.

“You’re a tough old bird, but a good lay,” Filch said as she busied herself getting dressed.

“Thank goodness this nightmare is over for me,” she mumbled.

“Oh, Minerva?” Filch called out, lazily. “Get someone younger this time. How about Madam Hooch, eh?”

McGonagall glared at him and said, “That will not be up to you!” She left the bathroom, thinking of the perfect revenge for that ill-mannered louse.

OOOOOOOOOOO

Filch ducked under the water and then sat up, primping himself for his next piece of ass. Yeah, he could get used to this. When the doorknob finally rattled, he watched with rapt attention. “Oh… Hoochie love, is that you?” he called out.

Argus felt confused for a moment as the door opened and a big wall of brown material was the only thing seen. Then a large, bushy face filled the door way as it ducked down to get inside the bathroom.

“You!” Filch yelped. “No! This can’t be!”

Hagrid squeezed himself through the door and looked at Filch in distaste as well. “You think I’m happy about this?” Hagrid growled.

“You can’t… we can’t… you’re too big!” Filch squeaked.

“This ain’t about sex, Filch! It’s about pain.” Hagrid said, angrily. “Professor McGonagall told me how badly you spoke to her! I’m gonna split you open!”

“No!” Filch cried out, trying to scramble out of the water. Hagrid had jumped in and all the water splashed out, making Filch slip and slide. Then Hagrid grabbed his ankles and pulled him back to the edge of the bath.


Out in the hallways of Hogwarts, people stopped and listened as one word rang throughout the school.

“Nooooooooooooooooo!”

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

After Filch had left, limping and holding his arse, Hagrid refilled the tub and washed himself off. This tub was not much bigger than he was. “I’ve got to get me one of these,” he said. “It beats bathing in the lake!”

Then the door opened and Hagrid was surprised to see that nobody was there. “Hello?” he said, thinking the person was being shy.

“Uh… hello Hagrid… it’s me,” a voice said.

Hagrid flicked his eyes downward and finally noticed Professor Flitwick. The little man laughed nervously and waved.

“I guess Filch was trying to… a… play a little joke,” Flitwick said.

“You’re holding the disk, so it ain’t a joke,” Hagrid said.

Flitwick’s eyes opened wide. “I heard Mr. Filch… yelling… a while ago,” he said, nervously wringing his little hands. “I’ve always been nice to you, Hagrid. I really don’t want to get hurt like that.”

Hagrid grunted, “Filch deserved to get hurt, Professor. We can get this over with without any pain. You just got to put your little thing in my arse crack. I’ll hardly know you’re there. Just move around a bit, till ya get off, and then we’ll be done.”

Flitwick tried not to look disgusted, worried that the giant would get angry at him if he did. He shifted his feet nervously. “Well, all right.” He turned about and began to remove his clothing, glancing over his shoulder to see if Hagrid was watching.

Hagrid had never seen a midget naked and he was curious. When Flitwick turned around, he looked at the small penis. “Yeah, I won’t feel a thing,” Hagrid repeated.
“Well, come on in the water then.”

Hagrid stood up to make room and Flitwick’s eyes opened wide. Hagrid’s cock was huge, almost as big as he was. “Oh, my,” Flitwick said. He was so busy marveling at Hagrid’s cock that he didn’t see that his feet were on the edge of the bath.

He swung his arms like propellers when he began to lose his balance, but it was no use. He fell forward, grabbing onto the only thing he could – Hagrid’s big cock. He wrapped his arms and legs around it, unsure how deep the water was if he should fall in.

Hagrid gasped in surprise and backed up, Flitwick hanging onto his massive cock. “What are ya doing?” Hagrid yelled, turning about and trying to shake Flitwick off of his cock.

“Ahhhhhhh” Flitwick yelled, hanging on for dear life as Hagrid swung him from side to side. “Stop! I can’t swim!”

“Get off my cock!” Hagrid roared.

Outside the bathing room door, Harry, Hermione and Ron stood with their ears pressed against the door. They looked at each other with their mouths hanging open when they heard Hagrid’s words.

Suddenly they heard the sound of a throat clearing behind them. They stood up, mortified that they had been caught listening. When they turned their heads, they noticed it was none other than Dumbledore. “Aren’t you three supposed to be in class?” he said, pointedly.

“We were just on our way, sir,” Hermione said, quickly. They walked past him as fast as they could.

Albus watched them turn the corner before pressing his own ear to the door.

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A/N Funny? Gross? What did you think? I promise that some of the upcoming pairings will actually enjoy their time together – and so will we;)

Hope you enjoyed this. Let me know and you get more of my wicked mind…