Harry\'s Day at the Dursleys\'

I hope that by now many of you have noticed that this fanfic is not a serious piece of work. It is the result of too many shots of espresso and having a 14 page paper due the next day and only 1 page having been completed. My boyfriend and I wrote this in the college library. He has never read or seen any Harry Potter books or movies, so I had to make it work somehow. He was out of it and started rattling off this story because I had been talking about the movie coming out in a few weeks. I was in La-La land with the giggles and typed it up. I am actually a serious fanfic writer, but I have yet to publish any of that work; it\'s kind of private for me until I\'m ready to release it. ^ ^ So, to those of you who are confused but this nonsense, THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS FANFIC. It is just a silly story that we plan to write more on in a few days. ^ ^ Thanks to those who commented, whether they were positive or not. We COMPLETELY understand where you\'re coming from. And yes, my boyfriend got the prairie-dogging thing from Rat Race (funny movie!) and the cafe food mention comes from the fact that our school puts laxatives into the cafeteria food that we are forced to pay for and thus eat. Look out for part 2! BYES!