Hogwarts Whores

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters are owned by JK Rowling.... All songs randomly sung at intervales are not owned by us.... Animes charcters that might appear are not owned by us..... The only things owned by us are the Boblanders and their obsession with the most oddest of things....

!!!WARNING!!! SLASH IS INVOLVED!!!!!!

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This story will not be updated regularly like most would hope, for the fact that it is written by many people..... Many moronic people... *points to friends*


This one I call... Chapter One.....


\"Damn Malfoy and his stupid stunts,\" Harry complained as he wiped more of the green gunk out of his hair. \"I\'ll kill him if he starts anything else,\" he continued as he threw numerous green blobs at the ground.
\"Hey! Save a piece of him for me mate,\" Ron shouted angrily. He glanced in the hand mirror Hermione gave him, \" My hair is turning pink! I hate pink!\"
\"Well that\'s what you get for starting another fight with him.\"
\"But ‘Mione! He came into our compartment and started saying things about Harry being a pouf!\"
\"Well, all that proves is that he wants Harry!\"
\"Eww ‘Mione, now I\'m going to have bad dreams of him stalking me. It\'s bad enough Voldemort thinks he has to be in my presence all night, but Malfoy too?\" asked an irritated Harry while grabbing his hair and pulling on it.
\"Yeah, but next time mate you can bring up the fact that his father disappeared and abandoned him!\" stated Ron with a smile on his face.
\"That\'s pointless Ron, he\'ll just make fun of you because your brothers are gone.\"
\"She\'s got a point Ron,\" commented Harry as he turned around to face steel gray eyes staring at him from the Slytherin table. He sticks out his tongue. \"Besides, I think this last year is going to be better than any of the others!\"
\"May I have your attention please!\" addressed the Headmaster. \"This year we have a few new teachers, and two additional courses we would like all of our sixth and seventh years to take. Your new Professors: Grim, Cow, Dick, Dildo, and Pussy;\" waving his hands off to his sides of the table. He looked at his students, they either had the most puzzled looks on their faces or were trying to suppress laughter. He then looked around and noticed that the new teachers were not there. \"Hmm, I wonder were they got off to?\" Just then the doors to the Great Hall busted open revealing five women. But these women didn\'t seem normal, they were in fact fighting.
\"How come I have to teach WSE? I mean, I don\'t know a damn thing about that class!\" screamed a woman with long black hair, brown eyes, and wearing glasses.
\"Pickles says, you are all going to die!\" chanted one with long black wavy hair, and brown eyes.
Looking extremely bored. \"Can\'t we just skip the feast? I want to get back to my twin toys!\" screamed one with long dark brown hair, and hazel eyes.
\"So, how old are we aloud to play with again?\" asked the short woman with poufy purple hair, and brown eyes.
\"Are we there yet?\" spoke the last one, with long silver hair and blue eyes. She then stopped and had the others crash into her. \"What? It wasn\'t me?\" All the students in the hall along with the professors watched the six with either shock or amusement.
\"Those are professors? They look more like a muggle circus-act to me!\" A sixth year girl from the Slytherin table was yelling.
\"Well now that you have arrived; I would like to introduce you all to the new professors of Hogwarts,\" continued the Headmaster. All the tables, except for the Slytherin table and Snape; were applauding the strange group of women standing before them. \"Come and sit ladies, then I will introduce you to the students and teachers!\" At that, the group of five walked up to the head of the table and sat down in some open seats.
\"First of all I would like to welcome the newest members of the Hogwarts staff. Doodle P. Dildo. \"The students starred at the shortest member of the five, as she stood up. The Headmaster continues, \"She will be teaching History of Magic.\" She stood about five-one. She had waist length plum colored hair, pulled up into two large curly pigtails. She has wide dark eyes, framed in thin rectangular shaped glasses. She was bouncing on her feet excitedly and shifting from side to side. The shape of her body was hidden beneath various layers of clothing. A pale purple tank top peaked out from beneath a black long, bell, sleeved shirt that she wore under a short sleeved dark purple shirt that the words \"Short People Have Feelings Too\" written across the front. Blue jeans, that flared out from her hips and fell to the floor, nearly covering her purple shoes. A light lavender scarf wound around her neck twice before falling to her waist. Over her shoulders hung a black messenger bag with the Hogwarts crest printed on the front. Around the crest though, someone had written \"Always Expect the Unexpected!\" in neat white paint. Then someone else had written \"Doesn\'t Expecting The Unexpected Make The Unexpected The Expected?\" in a shiny purple, the shade of purple as her finger nails and lip gloss. Almost squealing with happiness she latched onto a taller woman, sitting in the seat beside her.
\"Hi I\'m Doodle the Purple Penguin!\" she said while squeezing the breath out of the girl she was hugging. \"I like purple penguins and the color purple. I have another occupation as Cupid, and I own and run my own businesses. I own a bar called The Titanic, and a...\" as she was cut off by a girl on her other side.
\"Um, I don\'t think whore house is appropriate to use,\" whispered her friend.
\"Fine, take all the fun out of it,\" she whispered back. She then cleared her throat. \"I also own a GentleBob\'s club, where only backward people are allowed.\" She then smiled at the students and sat back down after letting her friend go.
\"Well wasn\'t that an interesting description of yourself,\" the Headmaster said. He smiled at her, and she smiled back. \"Our next introduction is to Coco Grim. She will be teaching our other new course, Wizard Sex Education.\" At that point almost all the students and teachers included, spit out the juice, choked on their food, or were laughing histerically. The girl that had been strangled by Doodle, had stood up. She had long black hair that reached her butt. She wore oval shaped glasses, that covered her brown eyes. Her shirt was red, and had the face of a cartoon character on it, with his name, Rath, by his head. Under him was the title Dragon Knights. She had on a pair of blue jeans, and blue shoes. To top off the outfit she wore a black hooded cape, with her arms through long sleeves that went past her hands.
\"You can either call me Coco, or Grim Kitty. I am the most sane of our little group here, and sometimes I wish they would leave me out of their evil plans. So when the going gets tough, I grab my handy mallet.\" She leaned down and opened the messenger bag that Doodle was wearing and pulled out a four foot long mallet. The head of it was a foot long, six inches high, and six inches wide. \"Then I hit them with it, like so.\" She lifted the mallet up and hit Doodle in the head with it. \"As you can see by the way my colleague is swimming in her dinner plate, that it is very effective.\"
\"That was a very good demonstration of your skills, but here at Hogwarts we do not allow such violence,\" McGonagal snapped at her.
\"Don\'t worry about a thing, I would never hit a student with it, hard.\" The last word said under her breath. \"I only hit these five with it. One day you will appreciate the fact that I do.\" She smiled at McGonagal, and sat down.
\"Well thank you,\" Dumbledore said. \"Our next new professor is Tiki Richards. She will be taking the place of our dear departed Professor Sybil Trelawney, as the new Divinations teacher.\" The woman on the other side of Doodle stood, while most of the hall was clapping, more for that fact that they didn\'t have to suffer another year under the presence of Trelawney. She had the darkest skin color of the six, with long black hair, with a slight wave in it. Her eyes were chocolate brown. She had on a red tank top, with a V-neck. Her skirt, which was also red, started below her belly button and stopped mid-calf. It had one slit in it, on the left side. If she turned around you could see that she was in fact wearing a black g-string, that was covered in diamonds. She wore black strapy heels, and black finger-less gloves, that went to her mid-biceps. At the tops of the gloves were red strings laced and tied. Over that back of her chair was a red trench coat, with many pockets and black clasps.
\"She\'s like some angel, one could only picture in a dream.\"
\"Um Ron, your elbow is in a bowl of mashed potatoes.\"
\"I like potatoes.\"
\"You can call me Tiki, or Mr. Dick. I like the color red and am Bob\'s assistant in evil plans. This is my friend Pickles.\" She reached into the pocket of her trench coat and pulled out a plush green alien. \"He is great, and I take him everywhere with me.\" He looked like any stuffed animal, but at the same time different. He had on a Batman shirt and black cargo pants, held up by a Batman utility belt. He also wore a Hogwarts robe with the school symbol on the left breast. On the back it says \"Pickle\" and under it had the number \"00\". He also had a Gryffindor tie around his neck. \"He wants to be a Gryffindor, so he wears their tie. He also hopes to be on their Quidditch team, that is why the number 00 is on the back.\"
\"Well, not that we needed to know about Pickles, it was still nice to acknowledge him.\" Dumbledore smiled at Tiki and she sat down. \"Our next teacher will be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. May I introduce Tado Pussy.\"
One of the Slytherins leaned into Draco and started whispering to him. \"She sounds like a like prostitute.\"
The girl on the other side of Dumbledore stood up. The tallest of the group had dark brown hair with back streaks through it. It was part up and part down. She had hazel eyes, that weren\'t covered behind glasses, but wore contacts in their place, giving the effect of cat eyes. She has two piercings in each ear, and in one had a cartilage piercing. If she spoke you would see the metal bar going through her tongue. Her shirt was black with long sleeves, that were dark green, with the words \"Slytherins Rule\" across the front in silver. She wore black bondage pants, with the Dark Mark in green going down the sides, and on the straps. The only thing that wasn\'t visible was the black knee high boots that were covered by her pants.
\"I heard that dog face! My name is Tado. I don\'t like kids, and I especially don\'t like people with dog breath! If you want to pass my class, not only will you have to pay attention, but keep your traps shut, or I\'ll shut them for you. I like the colors black and green, as my entire wardrobe consist of only such clothes.\"
\"You don\'t have to be so mean. Some of them are actually cute!\"
Tiki leaned in over towards Coco. \"Can you say Jailbait?\"
\"Quite an, um introduction you have there.\"
\'Thank you, I thought of it without their help.\" Pointing to her friends.
\"Well our last is Bob Cow and she is going to be the apprentice of Professor Snape teaching Potions.\"
\"WHAT!\" Snape roared. \"This is an outrage, you cannot possibly think that one of these children has the potential to just pick up on the art of potion making that easily do you sir?\"
\"Quite down Severus. She is an exceptional one to be doing this. Besides you could use a little youth interaction. It could be useful on your nerves.\"
\"That is preposterous, if you think I need some spoiled little child trying to do what some of these students can not even comprehend.\"
\"We will discuss this later Severus, and as for Professor Cow, will you please stand up.\" The room was silent as they waited for the one that will make Snape kill everyone, to stand up. Nothing. No one stood up. Everyone looked at each other with confused looks. The hall filled with silent whispers from the students and teachers. No one saw the last girl since they walked into the hall or after they sat down. \"Well I wonder where she got off to?\" Just then the whispering stopped and the girl appeared with an amazing entrance.
\"COW POWER!\" Then from under the head table she rolled out and down the couple steps. You couldn\'t see much of her, except the fact that she had silver hair. She was sleeping. Somehow no one noticed her fall asleep under the table. Most of the new professor where laughing when they saw her.
\"HEY BOB GET UP!\" Coco threw her mallet at Bob and hit her in the back of the head.
She lifted her head off the ground and looked at Coco. \"I don\'t want to. Sleepy time.\" She laid her head back down and drifted off to sleep.
\"Headmaster you can not possibly think that a person of this comprehension could possibly stay awake for five minutes without blowing up the dungeons?\"
\"Well Severus, I leave it to you to take it upon yourself to do so.\"
\"How come I am always stuck with the ones with an IQ lower than that of a Slytherin.\" He pushed his chair back from the table and stood. He turned to walk around the table and down to Bob. \"Get up.\" Nothing, not even a flinch. \"I said, GET UP!\" He pushed her with his foot, she just swatted it away and kept sleeping. He turned his head to see her friends trying not to laugh at him. \"And what is so funny?\"
\"That\'s doing nothing, that\'s why we are laughing.\" Snickered Tiki. \"You have to do it the right way, or you\'re going to have to wait for her to get up on her own.\"
\"And how long would that take?\"
\"Until she\'s good and ready to get up!\" Tiki just kept laughing at him along with the others.
\"If I may sir?\" Draco walked up to Snape with his paten smirk in place.
\"And how, Mr. Malfoy do you suppose to do that?\"
\"With my good looks and charm of course sir.\"
\"That\'s a good one Malfoy.\" Ron was laughing so hard, he fell off the bench and was rolling around on the floor holding his sides.
\"Stupid Weasel.\" He mumbled. He leaned down next to her and started to gently shake her. \"Professor Cow, would you mind waking up.\" He saw her open one eye and stepped back from where he was kneeling.
\"HOW CUTE!\" She screamed as she toppled Draco to the floor hugging him. \"He\'s so cute can I keep him?\"
\"NO!\" Yelled four of her friends.
\"Fine then be mean.\" She sniffled for a second. \"Then I am going back to sleep.\" She let Draco go and laid back on the floor. She was asleep before they could stop her.
\"I guess we have to call in the re-enforcement.\"
\"Well why didn\'t you do that in the first place?\" Yelled Snape.
\"This way is more fun.\" Tado gave him a devilish smirk. She grabbed her cell phone from her bag. \"What are you looking at? You think I would come here without the proper necessities with Bob around?\" She pushed a few buttons. The hall was so silent that anyone could hear the ringing from the receiver. \"Yeah it\'s me.\" \"She fell asleep again.\" \"Hey it\'s not my fault.\" \"Would you just come here?\" \"Fine, I\'ll see you in a minute.\" She hung up the phone, and waited.
\"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE HERE FOR LESS THAN HOUR, AND FALL ASLEEP!\" Screamed a woman with long blonde hair.
\"Fine I\'ll get up. Geez you don\'t have to be mean about it.\" She lifted herself off the floor and stood eye level with the blonde.
\"Good. Now if Tado calls me again, I won\'t be this nice. I will drag you by your wings, and feed you to the Basilisk!\"
\"Okay.\" Bob had her head hung low. \"I\'ll be good.\"
\"You better.\" Before anyone could blink, the blonde was gone. Bob turned around and she took off her black velvet cape. She had long silver hair, that could rival that of a Malfoy\'s. Her eyes were the color of sapphires. She had on a large black shirt that said \"Hooray For Evil\" in white across her chest. She had on long baggy blue jeans, that were three sizes to big for her and covered her shoes. Her shoes were blue skater shoes, that had colorful drawings on them. Around the bottoms had evil written, upside down, all over them.
\"Hi, my name is Bob, as I am sure you are aware of by now. I am the Ruler of our little society, and my others will probably visit sometime soon. As I am sure you have already met our keeper of order, PB. And of course, I have a thing for evil people.\" She smiled at them all. \"OOH, YOU\'RE CUTE!\" She pointed across the room to the Gryffindor table. Everyone followed her gaze, and found a blushing Harry Potter trying to hide under the table. \"I like your eyes. Green is one of my favorite colors! Let\'s see my most favorite color in the whole widest of worlds in PINK! Though I would never wear it in public. That\'s just gross. My other favorite colors are blue, black, green & silver. But I don\'t like the colors maroon and gold. Maroon looks like the blood from an innocent tree one has just killed, and gold makes my fingers look fat. They\'re also our old school colors. I will not choose between favorite houses, even though I hate the colors of Gryffindor, and the colors of Slytherin are my favorite. Well that\'s all I can think of right now.\" She turned around and walked back to her seat and sat down. She looked at Snape, as he sat back in his chair. \"Can I see your tattoo?\"
\"Why you little, I\'ll kill you!\"
\"Now Severus, calm down and eat.\"
\"Fine.\" He grabbed his fork and started stabbing his pork chop, trying to vent some of his frustrations out on it.
\"I\'m hungry!\" Whined Bob.
\"Give me that!\" Tado stood up from her seat and walked around the table to pick the mallet up off the floor. She then walked past Snape towards Bob.
Bob just turned around and looked at her. \"You wouldn\'t want PB to come back on account that you have put me back to sleep now do you?\"
\"I hate you.\" She dropped the mallet and went back to her food. She started copying Snape\'s example, stabbing the poor pork chop. Bob just smiled, a smile of pure evil. Tado looked at her while stabbing the pork chop and grinned. She whispered something that, no one but Bob heard. \"You should watch yourself. PB might be keeping tabs on you.\"
Bob looked over to Tado, \"Just the more fun then.\"

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\"Bob where are you taking us to?\" asked a still mad Tado.
\"We are going to the bathroom.\" Smiled a hyper Bob.
\"Why do we have to come? Can\'t Doodle just go with you without the rest of us?\"
\"Because, I want to see if I can get you to blush!\" Bob turned another corner, and walked up a flight of stairs.
\"But why couldn\'t you use the bathroom by the Great Hall?\" Tado said whining. \"Why do we have to come all the way across the castle?\"
\"Because the bathroom I am going to is on the second floor.\"
\"Isn\'t that annoying ghost person in the bathroom you are trying to find?\"
\"Don\'t worry Tado, I will hit her with my mallet if she starts bothering us.\" Coco smiled, and started twirling her mallet about.
Doodle looked at Coco with confusion written all over her face. \"Oh and how do you expect to hit a ghost with a mallet?\"
\"Well I could just give her Bob and I\'m sure she would leave us alone.\"
Tado stopped in her tracks, causing Doodle to blindly walk into her. \"I\'ll get the rope.\" She grabbed Doodles messenger back and started rummaging through it. \"I know it\'s here. We packed enough to tie up each student ten times.\"
\"Hey get over here, before someone spots us.\" Bob called from behind a corner off to their left.
\"Um, Bob, the girls bathroom is over there.\" Coco pointed behind Tiki\'s head.
\"Yeah and this is the boy\'s bathroom. Come on, unless you want to get caught in front of the boys bathroom. Someone might walk by and think you\'re a peeping tom.\"
\"You are a pervert.\"


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\"Do you believe those five can actually be aloud to teach us?\" Asked Hermione as she started back to the Tower with Harry and Ron following behind her. \"I mean they are no older than us. If a student here wanted to be a teacher they would have to go through years of hard work to become even an apprentice. But no, Dumbledore just lets a bunch of rude, crude, slutty, stupid bunch of dim whited bafoons in here.\"
\"Well I didn\'t think they were that bad Mione. I mean they seemed nice enough. Well except for the tall one.\"
\"Why Harry, I didn\'t know a bunch of pretty faces could get you to agree to this poor tragedy.\" Ron started smirking at him. \"The one, might be my new favorite teacher. Did you see the way Snape was mutilating that pork chop.\"
\"Ron I don\'t think mutilating your dinner is that amazing.\" Scoffed Hermione.
\"Yeah mate, I mean you haven\'t even noticed that there are mash potatoes smeared across the elbow of your dress robes.\"
Ron gave Harry a puzzled look. \"What are you talking about? What mashed potatoes?\" He looked down at his elbow, to find a white crusted substance smeared all over. \"When did this happen?\" He started picking at the potatoes dropping the pieces on the ground.
\"About the time you said that Professor Richards was pretty.\" Harry started batting his eyes at Ron. \"You were so lost in your own little world. By the time you snapped out of it, Malfoy was turning his charm and good looks on.\"
\"Ugh, like the Ferret knows anything good, including looks or charm. I wouldn\'t be surprised if he carried a hand mirror in his pocket.\"
\"Oh, is the Weasel upset that a ditzy teacher didn\'t admire your looks too? Or maybe you are jealous because she can spot them even while she was asleep?\" Crabbe and Goyle stood behind Malfoy, with their stupid grins plastered on their faces.
\"Go away Malfoy.\" Harry stopped to turn around and look Malfoy in the face.
\"Oh, I\'m so scared. Potter actually grew some balls while he was away from his precious Weasel and Mudblood. What will the world do now?\"
\"At least they have an IQ Malfoy. I\'m not sure if you noticed or not, but your friends are more dense than brick walls.\"
\"Oh no!\" Draco faked a faint, leaning against Crabbe for support. \"Potter has hurt my feelings, how will I ever survive? Oh kill me now, for the pain is to much to bare.\" He raised his hand to his forehead. \"I see the light, and Hell has frozen over too! Oh the tragedy.\" He started laughing against Crabbe\'s arm.
\"Malfoy you must think that you are the greatest comedian alive. Why don\'t you quite school now and take your gorillas with you since they can\'t pass their classes. You can join the Freak Show in the muggle circus.\" Hermione turned on her heel and walked away.
\"Stupid know it all Mudblood. She thinks that she has the right to talk to me. HA! That\'s funny. She thinks waltzing around with the Golden Boy and one pathetic excuse for a pureblood gets her into any good graces. She is the type of person to drag the rest of the wizarding society in to the trash.\"
\"That\'s it Ferret.\" Ron had his hands clenched at his sides. \"I am going to crush your throat, so no one ever has to listen to that shit coming from your mouth ever again.\"
\"Just give it up Ron. I\'m sure he has better uses for his throat. Like kissing Snape\'s ass to keep a good grade in any of his classes. How do you think he got the position of Head Whore in the snake pit. Have you seen how he limps some days. I believe it wasn\'t from quidditch practice likes he says it is.\"
\"You know you are right Harry. No straight guy in Hogwarts has perfectly manicured nails.\"
\"Actually Scarhead, unlike your perverted fantasies of myself, I can get my own grades based on pure talent, not prostitution. Oh and Weasel it\'s called keeping up an appearance. By the dirt that clings under your nails, you\'re probably digging in a trash can for your family to eat. I\'m still pondering how your parents can even afford to keep you in school. By your grades, you will become the next caretaker for this school.\"
\"Fuck you Malfoy, at least...\" Harry cut him off before he said anything stupid.
\"Ron, give it a rest. By the time this conversation ends, Cock Sucker here will still be a pouf, and we will still have bad grades, while kicking his ass in Quidditch.\"
\"Oh you are so intimidating Potter. I think my bunny slippers just ran into hiding.\"

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\"Okay, now are you going to tell us why we are standing in the middle of the boys bathroom? Or are you just going to keep looking in all the toilets trying to find gold?\"
\"Well if you would stop complaining for five seconds and come here, I will show you.\" They finally gave into and Bob ushered her friends into one of the back stalls. Quickly she closed and locked the door. After barely being able to turn around, she faced her friends who were smashed together like monkeys in a barrel. \"Tiki, how would you like to do the honors?\" Tiki faced Bob and grinned as the other there looked to one another afraid of what they were planning. She pushed down the handle on the toilet to let it flush. The whole stall started shaking around them and began to lower the floor beneath their feet. Each of them braced their selves as they were brought through a long dark cavern. Doodle took off her bag, reaching in to grab the torch Coco packed in case of emergencies. Tado took the lighter she had, in case of fire emergencies, which usually resulted in them setting the fire, from her pocket and lit the torch allowing them to see the evil shimmer in Bob\'s eye. After a minute or so passed they finally stopped moving tossing them on top off each other. Bob stepped over each of them and closed the lid on the toilet. She stepped onto it, then on to the tank and started walking down a dark corridor.
While the others were getting up off the floor, Tado looked down and saw snakes slithering around them. She started screaming causing the others to also. \"How come you never told us there were going to be snakes in here?\"
Bob turned around and smiled at her. \"Oh and miss the looks on your faces? Why do such a thing like that?\" She started laughing at Tado and started walking again. \"Besides, if you hadn\'t noticed before, snakes like damp underground dungeons dumbass.\" After collecting themselves, and going after Bob they reached a large oak door. Bob pulled out the silver chain that was tucked under her shirt to reveal a small silver key. She inserted the key into the lock and turned it. The door slowly started opening revealing a dark room.
Coco glared at her. \"Bob, how did you know that there was a door down here. Or for that fact have the key to open it?\"
\"Well, I put it here. Tiki helped me.\" She smiled and walked into the room. Tiki grabbed the torch from Doodle and moved into the room. She started circling around lighting each of the torches. After she was done, she put the torch into the space by the door. After their eyes adjusted to the light, they saw that the room was filled with TVs, VCRs and monitoring equipment. Examining each TV, they discovered that they were labeled with a specific part of the castle, in which the camera they were hocked up to, was monitoring.
\"Well it took you long enough to get here. What did the poor little Moon\'s get lost and scared?\" They all looked up into the top left corner of the room were a pair of blue eyes was watching them.
\"What in all the hell\'s are you doing here?\" Coco stood there with her mallet in hand, ready to hit the intruder.
\"I was invited of course.\" Said the unknown person, with an innocent look on her face.
\"Who would invite you here?\" Coco started toward the person ready to hit them at any given chance.
\"Why Bob of course. Who do you think was setting up the cameras in every nook and crevice of the school and grounds, while you ate?\"
\"Oh, I know,\" shouted Bob who was jumping up and down waving her hand frantically in the air. \"The Toothfairy! Right! Am I Right?\"
\"I am not the Toothfairy, moron.\"
\"Well, you could be. All we have to do is put you in the tutu I carry around for no specific idea.\"
\"Bob,\" Called Doodle who was staring at some of the different TVs in an eerie sort of interest. \"You have spent to much time with your head in the clouds.\"
\"Bob? Why is this all here?\" Asked Coco from behind the others.
\"For monitoring of course you morons.\"
\"I know that. But what are you monitoring for?\"
\"The good things.\" Smirked the unknown person. Then the person disappeared leaving the six standing there watching the corner that was once occupied.
\"Well we best be leaving. We don\'t want anyone looking for us that might start snooping around.\" Bob then grabbed the torch by the door, while Tiki and Tado put out the others torches.

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Coco was trying to pry Doodle off with her mallet, when she decided to question as to where they are going now. \"So where to now Bob?\"
\"We have to go see Dumbie, so we can find out where our private chambers and classrooms are located.\"
\"So which way do we go?\" Asked Doodle who was holding onto Coco\'s arm with all she had in her.
\"Umm, I haven\'t quite figured that part out.\" She said sheepishly, while Tado came up to her side smacking her in the back of the head.
\"Well why don\'t we ask someone for directions then?\"
\"Umm, okay I\'ll ask that kid over there in the green robes.\" Bob pointed to a Slytherin that was walking past the corridor they were standing in. She walked away from her friends and turned right following the kid. \"Hey you!\" She yelled at the kid. \"Blondie, hey, stop!\"
The kid turned a glance behind him and saw who was rude enough to call him Blondie. \"What do you need Professor Cow?\" asked the annoyed Slytherin.
\"You\'re that blonde kid I trampled in the dinner place. Wow you\'re even cuter when I have both eyes open.\" She started staring at him with dreamy eyes.
\"Yes, I must say I am quite fetching. So what do you need?\"
She snapped out of her gaze, noticing that he was indeed annoyed. \"Can you tell me where Dumbledore\'s office is? See I forgot to ask before, and my friends are about to kill me. So could you please show where to find him?\"
\"Fine, I have nothing better to do than patrolling these stupid halls. Maybe I\'ll catch Potter sneaking out. Come on.\" He turned and re-traced his steps, going back the way he came from. When they reached the hall that she left her friends in, she waved to them to follow her. They each got up from the ground, and started off after Bob and the cute blonde kid, they heard Snape call Malfoy. With Draco in the lead the five of them stayed far enough back to admire his butt while, trying to walk. \"Here you go, the password is Starbursts.\"
\"You want to come in with us? It\'ll be fun!\" Doodle squealed at the tops of her lungs.
\"No thanks, I have a job to do.\" He turned around leaving the six to their perilous quest up to Dumbledore\'s office.
\"Starbursts.\" The gargoyle leaped off to the side revealing the moving stair case. They got onto it and started traveling the distance to the Dumbledore\'s office at the top. \"This is fun. I could play on this all day.\"
\"Well to bad.\" Tado knocked on the door, and they heard someone say come in.
\"Ah girls, you\'re here. Lemon Drop?\" He held out a dish filled with candies to them.
\"SUGAR!\" Screamed Bob as she lunged for the bowl.
\"No sugar for you.\" Tado grabbed her by the shirt pulling her back.
\"Oh what could one candy hurt?\" Asked Dumbledore with that evil twinkle in his eyes.
\"Do you want your dungeons left intact, or Snape re-joining the Death Eaters?\"
\"No why would you ask that?\"
\"Because that will happen if you give her sugar and let her run around the castle.\"
\"Ah I see. So here are the directions and passwords to your classes and private chambers. If you happen to get lost, don\'t hesitate to ask for directions.\" They each grabbed their pieces of parchment with the information on them.
\"Thanks Dumbie.\" Yelled Bob. \"See you later!\" She then ran out of the room followed by the others.
\"This is going to be a very interesting year in fact.\" He grabbed a lemon drop from the bowl and popped it into his mouth.



Author:........ Uh..... *thinks*.... Well you can review if you actually made it this far..... You dont have to, we only do when it is life and death of a FanFic to do so! If you would like to flame us for something, go ahead, we\'ll just laugh in your face, and we need no beta, we can actually do pretty well with as many people creating the story, to find any mistakes we might have made.... BYE BYE!!!! *waves*

PS!!!!!! This story is completely considered Slash! I tried to do the things to make it so, but the thingy didnt want to respond to my requests. So anything thst could possibly be considered perverted, ab-normal, disgusting, disturbing, and frowned upon in our society will most likely be in here....